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Author Topic: The Derail Games: A game of Awesome Chess.  (Read 171940 times)

mastahcheese

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Re: The Derail Games: It was inevitable.
« Reply #1650 on: July 16, 2014, 08:22:12 am »
Quote from: Worldmaster27 on July 15, 2014, 09:23:26 pm
So I tried to find out why this thread has 100+ pages.

It is terrifying.
It's that large already?

I really need to pay more attention.

So does anyone want to post actions for my games, or what?
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

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Re: The Derail Games: It was inevitable.
« Reply #1651 on: July 16, 2014, 02:40:44 pm »
And you get the first post on the eleventy-first page.
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: The Derail Games: It was inevitable.
« Reply #1652 on: July 20, 2014, 04:59:28 pm »
CHEESE ACTIONS:
DSS1: Agree. When it's too late, and we're already in the next section, ask what a Paladin is.
Unknown Location: Head upstream.
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Re: The Derail Games: It was inevitable.
« Reply #1653 on: July 21, 2014, 12:37:54 pm »
THANK YOU FLABORT FOR GODS SAKE


DSS1

You nod your head, and he takes his nametag and swipes open the door.
He puts it back and raises his gun, slowly moving forward, and you follow closely behind.
The two of you come to a bend in the corridor, and he croutches down and leans around the corner.
"There they are" he whispers.
"What's a Paladin, again?"
"Terrorists, basically."
He leans around, and aims and fires, he then ducks behind you.
"The other one's coming, get her!"

[/tt]

Unknown Location

You see the village downstream, and decide you want nothing to do with it.
You turn around, and start heading upstream.
After a bit, the river stops.
There's no beginning to it, it seems to just being materializing out of thin air from nothing.
There's nothing beyond.
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

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Re: The Derail Games: It was inevitable.
« Reply #1654 on: July 21, 2014, 01:18:47 pm »
Get a good look at the Paladin, then shoot her feet... NOT THE WALL BEHIND US.
Touch the river where is materializes.
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Re: The Derail Games: It was inevitable.
« Reply #1655 on: July 21, 2014, 01:57:31 pm »
You lean out from the corner and see a female coming towards you with a gun similar to your own at the ready. She's wearing a crew uniform like yourself; you can't see the nametag or insignia.
She fires her weapon, but the ball of green energy wizzes past you and impacts with the wall, while you level the gun at her feet, and pull the trigger.
The green orb sails weightlessly across the hall and makes contact with her calf, sending her to the ground with a yell of pain, and she drops her weapon.
"Did you get her?"


You reach out your hand to where the river is materializing.
Your hand passes straight through, as if nothing is there at all.
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

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Re: The Derail Games: It was inevitable.
« Reply #1656 on: July 21, 2014, 03:00:38 pm »
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

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Re: The Derail Games: It was inevitable.
« Reply #1657 on: July 21, 2014, 11:53:20 pm »
Quote from: Worldmaster27 on July 15, 2014, 09:23:26 pm
So I tried to find out why this thread has 100+ pages.

It is terrifying.
Some people use 15PPP? Why?
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Re: The Derail Games: It was inevitable.
« Reply #1658 on: July 21, 2014, 11:57:19 pm »
Quote from: Alev on July 21, 2014, 11:53:20 pm
Quote from: Worldmaster27 on July 15, 2014, 09:23:26 pm
So I tried to find out why this thread has 100+ pages.

It is terrifying.
Some people use 15PPP? Why?
Because it's the default, and one gets used to threads having certain numbers of pages. That's why I use it, anyway.
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Re: The Derail Games: It was inevitable.
« Reply #1659 on: July 31, 2014, 07:46:08 pm »
Know what time it is?

Time to test out a combat system!

Spoiler: Hero (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Polar Bear (click to show/hide)

>Attack
Guard
Skill
Item
Flee
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Re: The Derail Games: It was inevitable.
« Reply #1660 on: July 31, 2014, 08:13:42 pm »
attack
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Re: The Derail Games: It was inevitable.
« Reply #1661 on: July 31, 2014, 08:15:40 pm »
Flee
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on November 15, 2013, 01:23:21 pm
Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
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The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: The Derail Games: It was inevitable.
« Reply #1662 on: July 31, 2014, 08:16:10 pm »
Quote from: NAV on July 31, 2014, 08:15:40 pm
Flee
NOPE!  INITIATE GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR!
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Re: The Derail Games: It was inevitable.
« Reply #1663 on: July 31, 2014, 08:38:10 pm »
Quote from: 4maskwolf on July 31, 2014, 08:16:10 pm
Quote from: NAV on July 31, 2014, 08:15:40 pm
Flee
NOPE!  INITIATE GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR!
That was not one of the commands.

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attack
Quote from: NAV on July 31, 2014, 08:15:40 pm
Flee
(3v3)Of course.

(1v6)Okay, that's better.

(2)You try to flee, but you fail!

[1]The polar bear attempts to strike you, but it misses!

Spoiler: Hero (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Polar Bear (click to show/hide)

>Attack
Guard
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Flee
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Re: The Derail Games: It was inevitable.
« Reply #1664 on: July 31, 2014, 08:41:22 pm »
Fire sword!
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on November 15, 2013, 01:23:21 pm
Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
Quote from: DreamerGhost on May 23, 2015, 03:37:47 pm
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.
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