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Patience, young Padawan
- 24 (9.5%)
Bribe lazy owls
- 28 (11.1%)
Prod lazy owls
- 25 (9.9%)
Beat lazy owls
- 25 (9.9%)
Savagely beat lazy owls
- 33 (13.1%)
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- 66 (26.2%)
Abandon thread
- 18 (7.1%)
Get our own LP, with blackjack and hookers!
- 33 (13.1%)

Total Members Voted: 84


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Author Topic: Expendable Princess [Week 12: Hoops]  (Read 280440 times)

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 32 Continued: The Darkness]
« Reply #1575 on: March 05, 2014, 08:21:56 pm »

Bellodie!
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 32 Continued: The Darkness]
« Reply #1576 on: March 05, 2014, 09:23:39 pm »

There is poll.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 32 Continued: The Darkness]
« Reply #1578 on: March 06, 2014, 12:08:10 am »

I like Glyph's idea- 'cause magic is boring. :)
And yeah, that death was retarded. Seriously. Who eats food that's been sent from halfway across the land, anyway, in a setting without refrigeration?! Forget the whole 'assassins out to kill you at every turn' thing, those chocolates would have been rancid anyway.

PLOT TWIST: They weren't actually poisoned at all, just badly spoiled. Whoops.
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Booze is Life for Yoink

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 32 Continued: The Darkness]
« Reply #1579 on: March 06, 2014, 12:59:51 am »

>ooh this looks like a fun thread
>utter owning of civil wa-
>killed by chocolates
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I don't have anything to say about that one.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 32 Continued: The Darkness]
« Reply #1580 on: March 06, 2014, 01:48:38 am »

There is a way to prevent the chocolates from being sent. It involves an elaborate series of training steps early in your career, and telling you how would be boring and tell you far too much about who sent them and why. So I ain't saying.

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I like keeping this more or less blind - I try not to vote on anything when I have enough information to know what the outcome of my vote will be, unless it's piling onto a general trend and I just want to post. Naturally, previous in-thread events are fair game. That's the primary gameplay mechanic, after all. There's a reason the protagonist starts out as a pink-haired, unexceptional girl who may be able to unlock unfathomable magical powers.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 32 Continued: The Darkness]
« Reply #1581 on: March 06, 2014, 04:47:47 am »

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Elodie, why the actual fuck would you eat chocolates from a guy who murdered someone and left them in your living room?


The worst of it is how arbitrary the avoidance test is. Who would have guessed that training with dogs would allow you to escape poison?

No longer a spoiler: we now know this because it killed us.



Unrelated, what shall we name Elodie V.2?

Alodie, Belodie, Celodie, Deadlodie...

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 32 Continued: The Darkness]
« Reply #1582 on: March 06, 2014, 04:50:59 am »

inb4 Deadlodie is the first/only one to survive.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 32 Continued: The Darkness]
« Reply #1583 on: March 06, 2014, 11:38:19 am »


Unrelated, what shall we name Elodie V.2?

Alodie, Belodie, Celodie, Deadlodie...

Axespendable didn't rhyme with the canonical name, no need for the B-name to rhyme, right? So... Bitterelle?
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 32 Continued: The Darkness]
« Reply #1584 on: March 06, 2014, 11:40:17 am »

How about... Bazing-elle.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 32 Continued: The Darkness]
« Reply #1585 on: March 06, 2014, 12:02:05 pm »

BELLODIE
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 32 Continued: The Darkness]
« Reply #1586 on: March 06, 2014, 12:03:57 pm »

Betalodie?
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 32 Continued: The Darkness]
« Reply #1587 on: March 06, 2014, 02:47:05 pm »

Bengeance! It is bound to happen, and V is too far to wait for...
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 32 Continued: The Darkness]
« Reply #1588 on: March 06, 2014, 03:52:30 pm »

Alas poor Axie, we hardly knew ye-

Lets do accounting next time, and call her uh...Embezzledie? We shall invent capitalism and become the richest pseduo-18th century civilization in the world!
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 32 Continued: The Darkness]
« Reply #1589 on: March 06, 2014, 03:53:42 pm »

Step 1 : Kill our enemies
Step 2 : Become master of moneys
Step 3 : Profit!
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