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Patience, young Padawan

24 (9.5%)

Bribe lazy owls

28 (11.1%)

Prod lazy owls

25 (9.9%)

Beat lazy owls

25 (9.9%)

Savagely beat lazy owls

33 (13.1%)

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

66 (26.2%)

Abandon thread

18 (7.1%)

Get our own LP, with blackjack and hookers!

33 (13.1%)

Total Members Voted: 84

[SOLDIER First]

Bellodie!

[IronyOwl]

There is poll.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Bellodie!

[Yoink]

I like Glyph's idea- 'cause magic is boring.
And yeah, that death was retarded. Seriously. Who eats food that's been sent from halfway across the land, anyway, in a setting without refrigeration?! Forget the whole 'assassins out to kill you at every turn' thing, those chocolates would have been rancid anyway.

PLOT TWIST: They weren't actually poisoned at all, just badly spoiled. Whoops.

[Powder Miner]

>ooh this looks like a fun thread
>utter owning of civil wa-
>killed by chocolates
I
I don't have anything to say about that one.

[Bauglir]

There is a way to prevent the chocolates from being sent. It involves an elaborate series of training steps early in your career, and telling you how would be boring and tell you far too much about who sent them and why. So I ain't saying.

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Not even here.

I like keeping this more or less blind - I try not to vote on anything when I have enough information to know what the outcome of my vote will be, unless it's piling onto a general trend and I just want to post. Naturally, previous in-thread events are fair game. That's the primary gameplay mechanic, after all. There's a reason the protagonist starts out as a pink-haired, unexceptional girl who may be able to unlock unfathomable magical powers.

[LordBucket]

...That was dumb.

This is the stupidest death.

Indeed

Agreed

Elodie, why the actual fuck would you eat chocolates from a guy who murdered someone and left them in your living room?

The worst of it is how arbitrary the avoidance test is. Who would have guessed that training with dogs would allow you to escape poison?

No longer a spoiler: we now know this because it killed us.


Unrelated, what shall we name Elodie V.2?

Alodie, Belodie, Celodie, Deadlodie...

[Yoink]

inb4 Deadlodie is the first/only one to survive.

[Knight Otu]

Unrelated, what shall we name Elodie V.2?

Alodie, Belodie, Celodie, Deadlodie...

Axespendable didn't rhyme with the canonical name, no need for the B-name to rhyme, right? So... Bitterelle?

[Yoink]

How about... Bazing-elle.

[SOLDIER First]

BELLODIE

[Teneb]

Betalodie?

[RAM]

Bengeance! It is bound to happen, and V is too far to wait for...

[Propman]

Alas poor Axie, we hardly knew ye-

Lets do accounting next time, and call her uh...Embezzledie? We shall invent capitalism and become the richest pseduo-18th century civilization in the world!

[GlyphGryph]

Step 1 : Kill our enemies
Step 2 : Become master of moneys
Step 3 : Profit!