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Patience, young Padawan

24 (9.5%)

Bribe lazy owls

28 (11.1%)

Prod lazy owls

25 (9.9%)

Beat lazy owls

25 (9.9%)

Savagely beat lazy owls

33 (13.1%)

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

66 (26.2%)

Abandon thread

18 (7.1%)

Get our own LP, with blackjack and hookers!

33 (13.1%)

Total Members Voted: 84

[majikero]

I'm reasonably sure it's Composure, Presence and Public Speaking. I'm also sure someone is going to kill you during the festivities. 

[birdy51]

Then we shall DODGE ROLL.

[Empiricist]

Why do I have the foreboding feeling that the only speech being delivered any time soon will be our eulogy?

[Karlito]

Better start thinking of a good name that starts with 'B'.

[Culise]

Parade and Speech.

I mean, what's the worst that could happen?

Speech!  What's the worst that could happen?

Slow, painful and debilitating death.

Also, humiliation.

^_^

Why do I have the foreboding feeling that the only speech being delivered any time soon will be our eulogy?

Don't be silly.  Your father's just being overconcerned.  Certainly, he's probably just worried about losing his only daughter so soon after losing his wife, but it's not like we've made any prominent enemies, right?  I mean, it's not like we thoroughly crushed one of our neighbours in a fair fight, accused a prominent and powerful local noble family of sullying their hands with the murder of the baseborn (even if they totally responded by slitting the throat of another one in court), nearly got the much-doted-upon daughter of another prominent local family killed trying to protect us because we couldn't hold still for five seconds, implicitly accused another prominent foreign noble of pedophilia...

[LordBucket]

Lead the parade. No speech.

[Kanil]

Parade and Speech.

Wear our bitchin' uniform and shank anyone who gets in our way.

[Orb]

Got to have a military parade to celebrate our recent conquest. Lead the Parade, no speech

[Broken]

parade, no speech

[Haspen]

Got to have a military parade to celebrate our recent conquest. Lead the Parade, no speech

[anailater]

parade, no speech

[Aklyon]

Got to have a military parade to celebrate our recent conquest. Lead the Parade, no speech

+Yes

[IronyOwl]

Week 16 Continued: Down To Earth

Originally I was going to go for it when the votes were 4-0 in favor of just the parade. Then that turned into 4-2, so of course I decided to wait.

Then it turned into a neck-and-neck flurry of either way, culminating in:

Parade 10
Speech 6
Abstain 0





Daw.


Oh, so a sword would be inappropriate, but the Staff of Dominion, golden and terrible...

That actually sounds like a really cool scepter. Let's use that.


She's just... showing the townsfolk that she's not afraid to get her hands dirty! Or make normal piles of dirt as opposed to magically bullshit perfect princess piles.


And no one was stabbed.




So after a somewhat harrowing week, we're ready to relax. Or become enraged. Or depress ourselves.

Weekend activities are a complicated matter that commoners probably wouldn't understand.

[Elephant Parade]

How about we visit the treasury?

[birdy51]

Agreed. Let's visit that Treasury and see what happens.