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Patience, young Padawan

24 (9.5%)

Bribe lazy owls

28 (11.1%)

Prod lazy owls

25 (9.9%)

Beat lazy owls

25 (9.9%)

Savagely beat lazy owls

33 (13.1%)

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

66 (26.2%)

Abandon thread

18 (7.1%)

Get our own LP, with blackjack and hookers!

33 (13.1%)

Total Members Voted: 84

[Karlito]

Presence and Accounting

+3

[Urist Imiknorris]

Swords and Accounting.

[IronyOwl]

Week 17: <3 and </3

Accounting 6
Logistics 5
Swords 4
Presence 3
Dance 2?
Flattery 1
Strategy 1
Reflexes 1
Archery 1

A bit tighter than I'd like, but we've had a dozen voters and several hours since the last one, so I suppose it'll do.




Basic math and advanced don't-let-your-army's-shoes-rot-off.


FFFFFFFFFFFF-


This really seems like the sort of thing you should have given us advance warning of.




Man I hope there's no speaking required. Or, well, really anything not involving agility or war.


It's not every day Axie gets to feel like a princess. Or, wait...


We were sooooooo not prepared for this.






Dance is one of our good skills, right? Right?!


Is this about losing our mother or seeing us stumble through showing up for everyone and realizing we might join her?


Awwwww yeah. Let's pick a guy at random, fail some history checks, call him a pedophile, and then dance competently.




Alright Axie. You can do this. You just gotta say "Queen's privilege" in the creepiest voice and with the creepiest expression you can.


And we of course have no idea what the etiquette for this situation is.

And by "this situation" I mean "anything except invading Ixon," which probably still has some non-stab-them etiquette we're failing anyway.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Scandalous is the only possible option.

[Elephant Parade]

SO MANY FAILS

Scandalous is the only possible option.

That does not sound like a good idea, especially since WE FAILED AN INTRIGUE TEST. Killer assassins are everywhere, and we have no idea who they are.

[Haspen]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT AM I DOING

Scandalous might bring possible ire of someone interested in us.

Younger boy means possibly a sweet guy with extra snake-y mother/father who will plot everything to get us chewed from the throne.

Around our age... hmm.

Older boy might be someone who is 16 and actually interested in and also might mean 25 guy who is gonna stab us just to get our throne.

All in all - pick someone around our age.

[Taricus]

I'm just gonna support Haspen here, since we can't troll the others

[Elephant Parade]

I'm just gonna support Haspen here, since we can't troll the others

Same here.

[Lightningfalcon]

Dear god we failed so many test.  This is why we should've gone with swords.  We could've just stabbed everyone and then they wouldn't care about how badly we failed.
I want to pick someone our own age.  But that is the obvious choice, and who I would send as an assassin.  But then some guy older then us is probably a pedophile, and if we pick someone younger then us then we are the pedophile.   If we pick someone married then we are probably breaking some unspoken code, which will get us a knife in the back.  If we pick someone scandalous same thing.  So no matter what we are screwed.   
Pick someone older then you.  That way there might be some political benefit.   

[Furtuka]

Spoiler: Is this a spoiler? I have no idea (click to show/hide)

I heard from someone when reading a different lp of this that this is our chance to meet one of the two actually decent love interests? But I have no idea which choice that is.

[Broken]

Someone scandalous

Spoiler: Is this a spoiler? I have no idea (click to show/hide)

I heard from someone when reading a different lp of this that this is our chance to meet one of the two actually decent love interests? But I have no idea which choice that is.

Spoiler: More Spilers (click to show/hide)

He probably was taking of Adair. But you can met him later anyway

[Kanil]

Someone scandalous!

What's the worst that could possibly happen?

[GlyphGryph]

This is why I keep pushing for Intrigue! We are failing everything, even the things we are good at, because you guys keep going off on random tangents! Swords? F'kin really? And then we put all that work into getting some composure... and then bloody ignore it?

Our intrigue is 60. It's clear that's not high enough for anything. I think we should focus on that - get at least 50 in all of those and all of the military ones - and then worry about other stuff, instead of jumping around like a drunken kangaroo, utterly insistant that we never ever want to pass any test ever again.

[Sheb]

But then failing stuff mean we get to die and start again.

I'm going for scandalous. Hopefully it'll be the Zombie Duke of Mead.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Someone our age.

We may be failing horribly, but let's at least try to get as far as we can in the game.