Sell to Dorthe Bager.
You attempt to peddle your children's DVDs to Dorthe Bager. When she yells at you and generally acts mean, you put on your saddest face and sit in a corner of the website, pretending to cry. Your performance is incredibly adorable and heart-breaking at the same time. That'll show her.
Sell to Dorthe Bager!
Realizing that you can't actually kill anybody, you quickly start playing a sad tune on your LASERtrumpet, to accompany Angel's crying and to tug at Dorthe's heartstrings some more. Dorthe shoots daggers at you, but a single tear rolls down her face.
Sell to Emil Lucas!
You run up to Emil, your tail wagging as you tell about all of the amazing deals on used video games you have. Still slightly hyped on coffee, you prattle on and on about wonderful your product is. He vaguely pays attention to you, and nods whenever appropriate.
sell to Jokubas Elmer
You're in your element now, and orchestrate a beautiful piece for Jokubas Elmer. Yet, right before you can complete the sale, Dorthe Bager butts in and yells at the two of you. Embarrassed, Jokubas logs off before you can talk to him and seal the deal. Damn it!
Sell to Vishnu Snider
You crank up the charm for Vishnu, talking about how he deserves a wonderful kitchen to cook in at his age. He listens politely and replies that he lives in an apartment and can't make any renovations to his suite. Curses!
Sell to Vishnu Snider
The GM is utterly confused now, since Vishnu is Old and thus not susceptible to Musical Ability which is what you buffed and... gah!
You start to break down his willpower with your Innocence or something. I don't know anymore.
Sell to Emil Lucas
You throw a sheep to distract Marzi-chan while you peddle your beds to Emil Lucas. He seems much more interested in your sales pitch than Marzi's, but that just might be because he's not a fan of furries.
Jokubas Elmer logs off of the website, with literally one Willpower left. If Dorthe was eliminated earlier this could have been a guaranteed sale, but no...
Orel Brankovic and Drakon Albers both log onto the website.
You have 2 turns before anti-spambot measures take effect.
Name: Orel Brankovic
Traits: Male (2.0x Innocence), Young (2.0x Musical Ability)
Time: 1 turns
Willpower: 40/40
Name: Drakon Albers
Traits: Male (2.0x Innocence), Young (2.0x Musical Ability)
Time: 2 turns
Willpower: 30/30
Name: Emil Lucas
Traits: Male (2.0x Innocence), Young (2.0x Musical Ability)
Time: 1 turns
Willpower: 4/20
Name: Vishnu Snider
Traits: Male (2.0x Innocence), Old (2.0x Charm)
Time: 2 turns
Willpower: 16/30
Name: Dorthe Bager
Traits: Female (2.0x Cuteness), Young (2.0x Musical Ability), Argumentative (0.75x Sale Skills against all customers on the website)
Time: 2 turns
Willpower: 3/40
HP: 30/30
MP: 10/40
HP: 40/40
MP: 25/60
HP: 110/110
MP: 12/30
HP: 30/30
MP: 67/75
HP: 45/50
MP: 23/30
HP: 50/50
MP: 27/45
Rose-Tinted Filters (1) +11 Innocence.
HP: 30/30
MP: 27/80
Back-up Singers (1) +11 Musical Ability.
Yes, Summon Coffee does allow you to sell twice in a turn. Also, Sakura-Chan still has the Buff-Bot equipped and HP/MP will regenerate when everyone returns to MagiNet 3, so you should be throwing out those buffs like crazy each turn! Unless it's your plan to confuse me, in which you've succeeded.
Speaking of MagiNet 3, I should probably be working on the new items/equipment for sale... If you have any requests or ideas, now would probably be a good time to say them.