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Author Topic: Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - SORRY  (Read 74005 times)

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((Oh my, Bklyne-Chan is going to blitz this...))
Sakura-chan.Spells.Back-up_Singers(Self);
Sakura-chan.Spells.Rose-Tinted_Filters(Rosie-Lou-Lou);
« Last Edit: January 23, 2014, 03:13:54 pm by Empiricist »
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sell to Jokubas Elmer
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So it was like a binary search, except the question is "Has the input been brutally murdered?", and it only ever returns True.

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Sakura-chan.Spells.Back-up_Singers(Self);
Sakura-chan.Spells.Rose-Tinted_Filters(Rosie-Lou-Lou);

You cast the spells on yourself and Rosie-Lou-Lou. Luckily the GM is going to count them as part of the prepartion before you enter the server, so you still have the chance to sell this turn!

((Also, are you certain you're giving those buffs to the correct girls?))
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"I-It's not like I'm trying to sell kitchens to you or anything, but..."

Sell to Vishnu Snider
« Last Edit: January 23, 2014, 08:28:24 pm by Objective »
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((I was under the impression that reducing Dorthe Bager's Willpoint to zero would remove her influence. If not, then I probably should have buffed Bklyne and Angel instead.))
Sell to Vishnu Snider
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((I was under the impression that reducing Dorthe Bager's Willpoint to zero would remove her influence. If not, then I probably should have buffed Bklyne and Angel instead.))

((Indeed it does, which is why I'm confused that you buffed Rosie's Innocence and not her musical ability.))
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((That was because she said she wanted to see sparkly things so Sakura decided that the filters would be more sparkly than back-up singers.))
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Sell to Emil Lucas
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You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
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Magical Spambot Girls - Magic, Robots, Girls, and Amazing Products! - SELL!!!
« Reply #668 on: January 25, 2014, 03:37:36 pm »

Sell to Dorthe Bager.

You attempt to peddle your children's DVDs to Dorthe Bager. When she yells at you and generally acts mean, you put on your saddest face and sit in a corner of the website, pretending to cry. Your performance is incredibly adorable and heart-breaking at the same time. That'll show her.

Sell to Dorthe Bager!

Realizing that you can't actually kill anybody, you quickly start playing a sad tune on your LASERtrumpet, to accompany Angel's crying and to tug at Dorthe's heartstrings some more. Dorthe shoots daggers at you, but a single tear rolls down her face.

Sell to Emil Lucas!

You run up to Emil, your tail wagging as you tell about all of the amazing deals on used video games you have. Still slightly hyped on coffee, you prattle on and on about wonderful your product is. He vaguely pays attention to you, and nods whenever appropriate.

sell to Jokubas Elmer

You're in your element now, and orchestrate a beautiful piece for Jokubas Elmer. Yet, right before you can complete the sale, Dorthe Bager butts in and yells at the two of you. Embarrassed, Jokubas logs off before you can talk to him and seal the deal. Damn it!

Sell to Vishnu Snider

You crank up the charm for Vishnu, talking about how he deserves a wonderful kitchen to cook in at his age. He listens politely and replies that he lives in an apartment and can't make any renovations to his suite. Curses!

Sell to Vishnu Snider

The GM is utterly confused now, since Vishnu is Old and thus not susceptible to Musical Ability which is what you buffed and... gah!

You start to break down his willpower with your Innocence or something. I don't know anymore.

Sell to Emil Lucas

You throw a sheep to distract Marzi-chan while you peddle your beds to Emil Lucas. He seems much more interested in your sales pitch than Marzi's, but that just might be because he's not a fan of furries.

Jokubas Elmer logs off of the website, with literally one Willpower left. If Dorthe was eliminated earlier this could have been a guaranteed sale, but no...

Orel Brankovic and Drakon Albers both log onto the website.

You have 2 turns before anti-spambot measures take effect.




Spoiler: Customers (click to show/hide)



Spoiler: Angel (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Bklyne-Chan (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Grace Pastor (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Haruka-chan (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Marzi-Chan (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Rosie-Lou-Lou (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Sakura-Chan (click to show/hide)



Yes, Summon Coffee does allow you to sell twice in a turn. Also, Sakura-Chan still has the Buff-Bot equipped and HP/MP will regenerate when everyone returns to MagiNet 3, so you should be throwing out those buffs like crazy each turn! Unless it's your plan to confuse me, in which you've succeeded.

Speaking of MagiNet 3, I should probably be working on the new items/equipment for sale... If you have any requests or ideas, now would probably be a good time to say them.
« Last Edit: January 25, 2014, 04:16:41 pm by USEC_OFFICER »
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((What? I thought you said it didn't!))
Sakura-chan.Spells.Summon_Coffee(Bklyne-chan);
Sakura-chan.Spells.Back-up_Singers(Bklyne-chan);
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sell to Emil Lucas(who seem to of cloned himself)
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You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
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((What? I thought you said it didn't!))

...? Where did I? We might have misunderstood something or other then. Anyways, are those actions for this turn or changes for last turn?
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((Actions for this turn.))
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((Just for future reference, does casting Summon Coffee on yourself allow you to perform another action due to the effects of the spell? Also, can it work during sales?))

((Summon Coffee only gives you extra attacks per turn. So you can't cast more buffs or make more sales with it active. Also, it applies to the start of your next turn, so you can't cast it and attack using its effect.))
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Sell to Dorothy Baeger.
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