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[GreatWyrmGold]

Sell to Katenka Neville.

[lawastooshort]

Make Gereoen's happy cheap toner day again!!

[xelada]

100% ALL NATURAL INGREADIENTS GET BIG HAPPIER ALL LEGAL GET HAPPIER HIGHER
sell to Radimir Radkov

[scapheap]

Sell to Whitney Penders

[USEC_OFFICER]

Sakura-chan runs off to greet Whitney Penders and sells via cuteness.

Sell to Whitney Penders

Both of you run over to Whitney Penders and hit her with a double-dose of cuteness. It quickly proves to be too much for her, and she caves in and buys a bed and some cacti to go with it. Hopefully she doesn't get the two confused...

Sell to Katenka Neville.

You walk over to Katenka and ask her in the sweetest voice possible whether she wants any of your DVDs. It turns out that she does, and buys a dozen. Obviously you give her a cute little curtsy and thank her for her purchase.

Make Gereoen's happy cheap toner day again!!

You make Gereoen's day by offering him your wondrous cheap toner. He graciously buys some before heading off to some other part of the internet.

sell to Radimir Radkov

As your back-up singers start to fade away, you slide over to Radimir Radkov and regale him with songs about how amazing and 100% legal your products are. He isn't entirely convinced about the legality of the situation, but you sense that you're about to make a sale.

Kleopatra Hornick, Isabella Rose and Haidee Carlson all log onto the website.

You have 3 turns before anti-spambot measures take effect.

Spoiler: Customers (click to show/hide)

Name: Corinna Slater
Traits: Female (2.0x Cuteness), Young (2.0x Musical Ability)
Time: 2 turns
Willpower: 30/30

Name: Radimir Radkov
Traits: Male (2.0x Innocence), Young (2.0x Musical Ability)
Time: Leaving now!
Willpower: 2/20

Name: Kleopatra Hornick
Traits: Female (2.0x Cuteness), Young (2.0x Musical Ability), Pervert (2.0x Innocence)
Time: 2 turns
Willpower: 30/30

Name: Isabella Rose
Traits: Female (2.0x Cuteness), Young (2.0x Musical Ability), Tone Deaf (Immune to Musical Ability)
Time: 2 turns
Willpower: 20/20

Name: Haidee Carlson
Traits: Female (2.0x Cuteness), Old (2.0x Charm)
Time: Leaving now!
Willpower: 20/20

Spoiler: Angel (click to show/hide)

HP: 29/30
MP: 40/40

Spoiler: Grace Pastor (click to show/hide)

HP: 90/90
MP: 25/30

Spoiler: Rosie-Lou-Lou (click to show/hide)

HP: 50/50
MP: 40/45

Spoiler: Sakura-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 30/30
MP: 51/60

Spoiler: Tzuke-Tan (click to show/hide)

HP: 40/40
MP: 28/40

I may have gotten bored waiting for the next turn and made up some rivals for you guys. Maybe.

[lawastooshort]

Maximum Printer Toner Cartridge at Kleopatra Hornyck! With Maximum Jingle!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Sell to Haidee Carlson.

[xelada]

Buy now get free DJSnorgy album! Smoke sum bitch yo!

Finish him off

[Empiricist]

Sakura-chan skips lightly over to Kleopatra Hornick and sells via cuteness and innocence.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

I just want to say this is a wonderful game and good job everyone.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Thanks!

Want to buy some DVDs?

[scapheap]

work on Isabella Rose

[USEC_OFFICER]

Maximum Printer Toner Cartridge at Kleopatra Hornyck! With Maximum Jingle!

Sakura-chan skips lightly over to Kleopatra Hornick and sells via cuteness and innocence.

With Rosie-Lou-Lou providing backup music, Sakura-chan skips over to Kleopatra and begins to peddle her wares. And by wares I meant biofluorescent cacti and printer cartridges. Against Rosie's skillful playing and Sakura's... charisma, Kleopatra takes a massive hit to her willpower.

Sell to Haidee Carlson.

Right before Haidee Carlson logs off, you sneak up on her and sweetly ask her why she's leaving, with a little tear in your eye. It is too much cuteness for her to handle, and another sale is yours.

Finish him off

You finish Radimir Radkov off.

...

By which I mean that you convince him to buy your entirely legal pharmaceuticals.

work on Isabella Rose

Even if you aren't as persuasive as your comrades, you still manage to pique Isabella's interest in your comfortable and affordable beds.


Coby Tighe and Trev Garrod log onto the website.

You have 2 turns before anti-spambot measures take effect.

Spoiler: Customers (click to show/hide)

Name: Corinna Slater
Traits: Female (2.0x Cuteness), Young (2.0x Musical Ability)
Time: Leaving now!
Willpower: 30/30

Name: Kleopatra Hornick
Traits: Female (2.0x Cuteness), Young (2.0x Musical Ability), Pervert (2.0x Innocence)
Time: Leaving now!
Willpower: 2/30

Name: Isabella Rose
Traits: Female (2.0x Cuteness), Young (2.0x Musical Ability), Tone Deaf (Immune to Musical Ability)
Time: Leaving now!
Willpower: 10/20

Name: Trev Garrod
Traits: Male (2.0x Innocence), Young (2.0x Musical Ability)
Time: 3 turns
Willpower: 30/30

Name: Coby Tighe
Traits: Male (2.0x Innocence), Old (2.0x Charm), Pervert (2.0x Innocence)
Time: 2 turns
Willpower: 40/40

Spoiler: Angel (click to show/hide)

HP: 29/30
MP: 40/40

Spoiler: Grace Pastor (click to show/hide)

HP: 90/90
MP: 25/30

Spoiler: Rosie-Lou-Lou (click to show/hide)

HP: 50/50
MP: 40/45

Spoiler: Sakura-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 30/30
MP: 51/60

Spoiler: Tzuke-Tan (click to show/hide)

HP: 40/40
MP: 28/40

I probably won't make Sales go on for so long in future Websites. Except for a couple of instances where I have something sneaky planned...

I just want to say this is a wonderful game and good job everyone.

Err... Thank you? To be honest I'm kinda panicking right now trying to come up with a good dungeon design and interesting puzzles for this game. If anybody has a good idea or two, PM me and I will eternally be in your debt. I'm just honestly coming up with a blank here.

[lawastooshort]

Try and trip up Kleopatra before she leaves and deliver maximum printer toner cartidge value at her face. Whilst singing with my LASERTRUMPET and looking pink.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Sell to Coby Tighe.
(By my calculations, I should have the sale in one turn. Go Angel!)