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[USEC_OFFICER]

Sakura-chan peers into the gouges looking for anything of interest.

The gouges are just as black and uninteresting as the rest of the wall.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Luckily brute-force attacks do not involve actually attacking the firewall.

I had guessed you meant specifically guessing massivenumbers of passwords, but meh.

Strike gouges with fireworks.

[xelada]

Y'know what they say west is best. Or was that breast?
Be a trailblazer and go west.

[Empiricist]

Sakura-chan follows.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Y'know what they say west is best. Or was that breast?
Be a trailblazer and go west.

Strike idiot with fireworks. Nonlethally.

Go west.

[Empiricist]

Y'know what they say west is best. Or was that breast?
Be a trailblazer and go west.

Strike idiot with fireworks. Nonlethally.

Go west.

Intercept fireworks with laser cannon.

[scapheap]

To da west

[lawastooshort]

Sorry. Was asleep for all that.

Also go west!

[JackOSpades]

PTW: also I have a strange urge to report this thread for spam 

[USEC_OFFICER]

Strike gouges with fireworks.

You strike the gouges with your fireworks and succeed in slightly widening them.

Y'know what they say west is best. Or was that breast?
Be a trailblazer and go west.

Strike idiot with fireworks. Nonlethally.

Go west.

Intercept fireworks with laser cannon.

After some shenanigans involving explosives and trick shooting that causes Tzuke-Tan to lose her eyebrows, everyone heads into the west server.

Sniffer Server 4.11.XXX.XXX.XXX.XXX

Surprisingly enough this server contains old sniffer, which is a program that monitors internet traffic in a certain area. The good news is that the sniffer has the password for the firewall. The bad news is that the sniffer is old and slightly corrupted, and lost a large chunk of its data. After several milliseconds of work, you extract the following information from the sniffer:

KITMESS: 28.6% corrupted
KITCHEN: 57.1% corrupted
BIGTENS: 42.8% corrupted
COTTONS: 42.8% corrupted

Hopefully this is enough information to reconstruct the password to the firewall.


Quick explanation of simple puzzle: X% corrupted represents how many letters are not part of the firewall's password. So 28.6% corrupted means that 2 letters are wrong, 42.8% means 3 etc. It's stupidly easy and you should be able to solve it quickly.

I had guessed you meant specifically guessing massive numbers of passwords.

Err, that is exactly what I meant. I just cannot words. Sorry about that.

also I have a strange urge to report this thread for spam 

*shakes fist* We haven't gotten to that part of the game yet.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I had guessed you meant specifically guessing massive numbers of passwords.

Err, that is exactly what I meant. I just cannot words. Sorry about that.

You used the right term. I made a joke about it. You apologized for being unclear. I explained that you were clear. You apologized for using the wrong term. I explained that you used the right term and summarized the whole thing.
Do we understand each other now?

[Empiricist]

Sakura-chan goes to the fire wall and tries the password 'KITTENS'

[USEC_OFFICER]

Sakura-chan goes to the fire wall and tries the password 'KITTENS'

Unsurprisingly the firewall accepts your password, and disappears. You can now access the Website to the north! Sniffers indicate that you guys have only one set of social equipment, so telling you what customers to expect would be completely pointless. Still, you can expect to encounter many young, female customers in the Website.

Do we understand each other now?

...

Yes?

[Empiricist]

((I'm not sure if this was an error, or a purposeful red herring, but shouldn't BIGTENS only be 28.6% corrupted?))

[Empiricist]

Sakura-chan heals Tzuke-tan after all, having burnt off eyebrows could affect her sales.