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[lawastooshort]

MASSIVE CANNON the drones!

[Empiricist]

Sakura-can backs away slowly and continues firing at the more vulnerable enemies.

[scapheap]

Grace took a stance "Spell matrix activation."
A set of green circles formed around her, equal to the number of sheep
"Enlarge Weapon!"

[USEC_OFFICER]

Sorry dudes you're just like, totally harshing my buzz. BYE-BYES!
*Attack enemy number 2 with the "Blade of "Grass""*

hit = false;

You swoop forward, swinging your "Blade of "Grass"" with wild abandon. However, despite your best efforts, the drones always seem to be slightly out of your reach.

Strike foes with fireworks.

hit = false;

You unleash a wave of firecrackers against the drones, however they all explode in a pretty but useless display right before they reach the robots.

MASSIVE CANNON the drones!

hit = true;
damage = 38;

You play a few experimental notes on your LASERtrumpet, to make sure that it's in tune. Thus satisfied, you launch into a magnificent trumpet solo, guided by the notes appearing on the arcane glyphs surrounding you. Your LASERtrumpet spews forth wonderful music and deadly lasers, vapourizing a drone and shearing its image into everyone's retinas.

Sakura-can backs away slowly and continues firing at the more vulnerable enemies.

hit = true;
damage = 20;

Being momentarily blinded by Rosie-Lou-Lou's amazing solo, the drones stop zipping around and take a few seconds to reorient themselves. Spotting an excellent opportunity, you blast away at the stunned drones while flying outside their range. Most of the drones manage to recover in time, but one goes down in a poorly made explosion effect.

Grace took a stance "Spell matrix activation."
A set of green circles formed around her, equal to the number of sheep
"Enlarge Weapon!"

The magic circles spin around you, your axe glowing bright green as it responds to their power. As the circles stop spinning, the axe suddenly grows twice as large. Despite it's new size, you can't help but feel a bit disappointed. Oh well, it's not the size of your weapon that matters, it's how you use it.

DELETE

Despite having lost half their number, the drones continue to fight. Still, having thinned out their rank their return fire is not as impressive as it was before.

hits_Angel = 1;
damage_Angel = 11;
hits_Grace = 1;
damage_Grace = 0;
missedShots = 1;

The lasers manage to strike Angel, burning a hole in her dress and searing the body underneath. Grace is also hit, but she hardly notices.

Spoiler: Enemies (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10


HP: 10/10


HP: 10/10


HP: 10/10

Spoiler: Angel (click to show/hide)

HP: 19/30
MP: 40/40

Spoiler: Grace Pastor (click to show/hide)

HP: 90/90
MP: 25/30

Enlarge Weapon (2): Oversized Weapon +2

Spoiler: Rosie-Lou-Lou (click to show/hide)

HP: 50/50
MP: 40/45

Focus Fire (1): Massive Cannon +6

Spoiler: Sakura-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 30/30
MP: 60/60

Spoiler: Tzuke-Tan (click to show/hide)

HP: 40/40
MP: 42/45

Obviously a natural 1 isn't an automatic miss, nor is a natural 20 an automatic hit. Though if you can't hit with a 20, you should probably rethink your plans.

[Empiricist]

Code: [Select]

if (distance(self,friends[0]) =< spell.heal.range)
spell.heal(friends[0]);
else
attack.weapon(enemies[7]);
Sakura-chan uses heal on Angel if she can whilst remaining a safe distance from the drones, if she can't, she snipes an unimaginative drone.

[lawastooshort]

Maximum Massive Cannon! Target the nearest undamaged one.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Strike foes with fireworks.

[scapheap]

Strike with axe

[xelada]

Sorry guys, I only had, like, one bowl of breakfast, and it wasn't, like, cereal or nothing like that.
I guess I have to dig deep *deep breaths* in the name of the Waldos I beseech you lend me the power so that I may 420 BLAZE-IT!
Cast Fireball

[USEC_OFFICER]

Maximum Massive Cannon! Target the nearest undamaged one.

hit = true;
damage = 19;

You deftly finish your LASERtrumpet solo, bringing it to a wonderful conclusion. The enthralling melodies leaves tears in the eyes of your fellow sisters. It also leaves a drone as a battered wreck, but details...

Strike foes with fireworks.

hit = true;
damage = 12;

Having recalibrated your missiles, you unleash another wave of firecrackers. This time you manage to engulf a drone in your explosions, and delete it in a pretty display of RGB values.

Strike with axe

hit = true;
damage = 28;

You heft your enlarged axe, and charge towards the remaining drones. The arcs described by your massive axes are quite beautiful, unlike the mangled remains of the drone you just slaughtered.

Cast Fireball

hit = true;
damage = 28;

The GM is feeling uninspired, so you merely shoot off a fireball that engulfs the final drone and reduces it to ash.

Sakura-chan uses heal on Angel if she can whilst remaining a safe distance from the drones, if she can't, she snipes an unimaginative drone.

Seeing as no greater distance exists than between the veil of life and death, you decide to heal Angel.

heal = 10;

Spoiler: Angel (click to show/hide)

HP: 29/30
MP: 40/40

Spoiler: Grace Pastor (click to show/hide)

HP: 90/90
MP: 25/30

Enlarge Weapon (1): Oversized Weapon +2

Spoiler: Rosie-Lou-Lou (click to show/hide)

HP: 50/50
MP: 40/45

Spoiler: Sakura-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 30/30
MP: 57/60

Spoiler: Tzuke-Tan (click to show/hide)

HP: 40/40
MP: 39/45

[Empiricist]

Code: [Select]

for (var i=0; i<enemies.length; i++)
{
enemies[i] = null;
}
"Is everyone okay?"

[lawastooshort]

"Yay! I'm okay! Er - where to, magical princess homies?"

[Corsair]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: bklyne-chan [lyne-chan for short]
Gender: Female
Age:  13
Description:
Dress, pinafore apron and nurse's cap-shaped beret.
Dress sleeves are detached because a multitude of pixels are missing.
Most notable on left sleeve as a angular pauldron is attached there with a glowing sigil
in the shape of a red cross displayed in the air to it's side, it faces the left.
The left sleeve has a slightly wider opening and corrupted data sigils glowing on it.
The right sleeve is more of a bandage wound around Brooklyn's arm than anything else
with it stopping a bit short of elbow due to corruption from a couter, the bandage
wrapping past that point is much sparser. Dress is shortened as many pixels are missing.
The shoes and leggings of a pair of pants are entirely made of corrupted data and so act more like stockings.
Less dense but tangible outlines that suggest armor are present around them.
Apron is really just a disjointed sparse mass of pixels with a bit of corrupted data.
Proper parts of the outfit are white, corruption is blood red. She smells of chloroform.

She herself has long light pink hair with multidimensional corruption flaking off of it, her face
is relatively normal except the left half is constantly shifting with triagular polygons waving across
it like an ocean.


Selling: Organ sports gear
Other: Created by rather dispondent programmers who rather than "programming"
just rolled their heads across the key board, resulting in a rather buggy magical
spambot girl.   

Skills:
HP: 30 HP
MP: 50 MP

Combat: 5
Oversized Weapon:
Missile Spam:2
Massive Cannon: 3

Magic: 5 
Fire:
Water: 2
Wind: 3
Illusion: 

Defensive: 0
Sturdiness:  0
Evasion: 0

Sale Skills:15
Charm:
Musical Ability: 20 (40)
Cuteness:
Innocence:

Inventory:

Vocaloid Outfit (8-bit) $20
Musical Ability: +4
Description: A outfit specially designed for pop sensations, now available online!

Low-Res Beret $15
Charm: +2, Musical Ability: +2
Description: Several polygons shaped into a beret to keep your head warm.

8-bit Scouter $25
+3 to Hit
Description: It's power level is over 255!

Cherry-bombs $40
Dam: 6, Acc: -2, Missile Spam
Special: Makes two attacks per action.
Description: The chunkiness of these explosives makes them excellent bombs to spam.

Raser Cannon $25
Dam: 6, Acc: +2, Massive Cannon
Description: A cheap Chinese-rip off of a laser cannon.

Lighting Bolt (1 gig) $40
Dam: 10, Acc: +2, MP: 2, Wind
Description: Employs the power of the heavens themselves to zap your foes.

Prismatic Spray (1 gig) $20
Dam: 7, Acc: 0, MP: 1, Highest Magic School
Description: A blast of technicolour light to damage your foes.

Revival Potion (1 gig) $5
Revives a player with 5 whole HP.

Revival Potion (1 gig) $5
Revives a player with 5 whole HP.

Revival Potion (1 gig) $5
Revives a player with 5 whole HP.

Revival Potion (1 gig) $5
Revives a player with 5 whole HP.

Joinan

[scapheap]

"I feel good about the east." Grace points to said connection.

[lawastooshort]

"Okay! Let's go quick before my LASERtrumpet gets tired!"