Staging Area
You get a book written in unknown ideogram-like symbols, each a slightly different colours. Okay then. Let's try translating it...
Hah, it's working! Before your eyes, the title is translated from unintelligible symbols to...
Strategic orientation baseline joint meeting people for specific global game
OK then. I suppose there's no harm in checking the first page, just to make sure...
This guide is an internationally recognized special population groups, regions, improve the system and the basic rules of the game as the basic concepts and the mission to facilitate the reader wrote. Advantages and disadvantages of the basic strategy of the game developer usually cover the type of task. Both are part of the struggle for influence over the evolution of the main objectives of your strategy and win the biggest strategic confrontation common types of enemy.
Reading this book, finally, you have the basic knowledge needed to compete in the race between the universal special someone win. In addition, useful tips and strategies, you can make an advantage and eventually won, little known outside of the game and in some areas.
For more information, be sure to check for the index in a book. And "healthy snacks for specific information.
Please note that the library regularly update release. As the book of ancient documents, copies of which the EU will be able to receive updates.
Yep, this looks like a case of blind idiot translation allright.
I'm just joking with you, everything is automatically translated in the staging area. If you want a more serious answer, I can provide.
Strangely, Gizoogle actually makes the text a bit more readable:
This guide be a internationally recognized special population groups, regions, improve tha system n' tha basic rulez of tha game as tha basic concepts n' tha mission ta facilitate tha reader wrote fo' realz. Advantages n' disadvantagez of tha basic game of tha game pimper probably cover tha type of task. Both is part of tha struggle fo' influence over tha evolution of tha main objectivez of yo' game n' win tha freshest strategic confrontation common typez of enemy.
Readin dis book, finally, you have tha basic knowledge needed ta compete up in tha race between tha universal special one of mah thugs win. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. In addition, useful tips n' strategies, you can cook up a advantage n' eventually won, lil known outside of tha game n' up in some areas.
For mo' shiznit, be shizzle ta check fo' tha index up in a funky-ass book fo' realz. And "healthy snacks fo' specific shiznit.
Please note dat tha library regularly update release fo' realz. As tha book of ancient documents, copiez of which tha EU is ghon be able ta receive thugged-out shit.
((Nah, no need for a serious answer. I find it amusing that even George's half-decent ideas blatantly fail. For the sake of George's suffering, I'm just gonna assume that he actually did get that poorly translated guide. Maybe one of the entities is messing with him.)
George stares at the guide with a blank expression on his face. By this point, he isn't surprised. Staging Area: 3, George: 0. But he won't give up just yet! He tosses the badly translated guide aside, closes his eyes, and tries to think of a wish that has no possible chance of backfiring. He strains his face as he focuses his thoughts. Finally, an idea comes to him! His wishes won't backfire if he's the one calling the shots!
Wish for the ability to grant wishes. Then wish for the Staging Area to no longer be able to grant wishes. Savor this moment of victory as I walk to the mission briefing.
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