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Alan

It was inevitable
- 15 (42.9%)
Winners don't do drugs
- 6 (17.1%)
I'll be back
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Drink the Kool Aid
- 6 (17.1%)
Groovy
- 3 (8.6%)
Insane in the membrane
- 3 (8.6%)

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Xantalos

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Re: Special People: Everybody Lies
« Reply #4950 on: September 04, 2015, 06:40:59 pm »

"AAAAAAAAAAA- oh okay, I got bored. Hey, do you know if Nikolai's around? I have a better idea than this was."

Alan summons a plastic cone of some kind! Perhaps one of those funnel things you use to pour liquids into other cups so they don't spill. As big as I can make it, preferably.
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Re: Special People: Everybody Lies
« Reply #4951 on: September 04, 2015, 07:57:25 pm »

Shoulder ram one of them
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Re: Special People: Everybody Lies
« Reply #4952 on: September 04, 2015, 08:29:10 pm »


Staging Area

You get a book written in unknown ideogram-like symbols, each a slightly different colours. Okay then. Let's try translating it...
Hah, it's working! Before your eyes, the title is translated from unintelligible symbols to...
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Strategic orientation baseline joint meeting people for specific global game
OK then. I suppose there's no harm in checking the first page, just to make sure...
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This guide is an internationally recognized special population groups, regions, improve the system and the basic rules of the game as the basic concepts and the mission to facilitate the reader wrote. Advantages and disadvantages of the basic strategy of the game developer usually cover the type of task. Both are part of the struggle for influence over the evolution of the main objectives of your strategy and win the biggest strategic confrontation common types of enemy.

Reading this book, finally, you have the basic knowledge needed to compete in the race between the universal special someone win. In addition, useful tips and strategies, you can make an advantage and eventually won, little known outside of the game and in some areas.

For more information, be sure to check for the index in a book. And "healthy snacks for specific information.

Please note that the library regularly update release. As the book of ancient documents, copies of which the EU will be able to receive updates.
Yep, this looks like a case of blind idiot translation allright.

I'm just joking with you, everything is automatically translated in the staging area. If you want a more serious answer, I can provide.

Strangely, Gizoogle actually makes the text a bit more readable:
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((Nah, no need for a serious answer.  I find it amusing that even George's half-decent ideas blatantly fail.  For the sake of George's suffering, I'm just gonna assume that he actually did get that poorly translated guide.  Maybe one of the entities is messing with him.)

George stares at the guide with a blank expression on his face.  By this point, he isn't surprised.  Staging Area: 3, George: 0.  But he won't give up just yet!  He tosses the badly translated guide aside, closes his eyes, and tries to think of a wish that has no possible chance of backfiring.  He strains his face as he focuses his thoughts.   Finally, an idea comes to him!  His wishes won't backfire if he's the one calling the shots!

Wish for the ability to grant wishes.  Then wish for the Staging Area to no longer be able to grant wishes.   Savor this moment of victory as I walk to the mission briefing.
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Re: Special People: Everybody Lies
« Reply #4953 on: September 04, 2015, 09:33:58 pm »

Adam stares slightly at the oddly constipated man, before shrugging, assuming it to be another weird thing with this place, and moves on.
TO THE BRIEFING ROOM.
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Re: Special People: Everybody Lies
« Reply #4954 on: September 04, 2015, 09:44:17 pm »

John nodded at the announcement.  "Well there you go.  Guess we'll find out.  You coming?"


Head to briefing.
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Re: Special People: Everybody Lies
« Reply #4955 on: September 05, 2015, 02:01:01 am »

"AAAAAAAAAAA- oh okay, I got bored. Hey, do you know if Nikolai's around? I have a better idea than this was."

Alan

"Should be around here somewhere, yeah. Nice noise, by the way. Might come in handy against certain stuff."
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Re: Special People: Everybody Lies
« Reply #4956 on: September 05, 2015, 02:37:39 am »

"Yeah, I never knew I had such a talented voice. I should've guessed, of course, but still.
We're taking the speaker with us, by the way. Other people need to experience Alan decibels too."
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Re: Special People: Everybody Lies
« Reply #4957 on: September 05, 2015, 02:43:31 am »

"That they do. If you could make that thing directional too, that'd be pretty nice."
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Re: Special People: Everybody Lies
« Reply #4958 on: September 05, 2015, 02:44:25 am »

"Directional?"
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« Reply #4959 on: September 05, 2015, 02:55:28 am »

"Directional?"

"Yeah, like pointing all of its sound in a direction. That way you could totally serenade someone."
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« Reply #4960 on: September 05, 2015, 03:44:20 am »

"If I got a big enough cone I could. I can't really call up super specific items, only handy things you would find around the house and such."
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« Reply #4961 on: September 05, 2015, 03:47:33 am »

"I dunno, I know a lot of people with cones in their houses."
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Re: Special People: Everybody Lies
« Reply #4962 on: September 05, 2015, 04:00:36 am »

"Hmm. Do you think a plastic cone would be better for focusing it then, or a tube like a giant tube from toilet paper?"
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Re: Special People: Everybody Lies
« Reply #4963 on: September 05, 2015, 04:02:12 am »

"Physics aren't exactly my strong suit. Try both."
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Re: Special People: Everybody Lies
« Reply #4964 on: September 05, 2015, 04:05:09 am »

Alan assumes a squatting stance and places one hand squarely on his stomach, the other behind his back just above his opposite butt cheek.

"One sec."
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