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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #75 on: November 11, 2013, 07:09:26 pm »
Become American hero.
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #76 on: November 12, 2013, 01:41:21 pm »
Respawn. Sprint up beach in direction of base.
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #77 on: November 12, 2013, 05:25:24 pm »
Equip the resistance fighters, if not already equipped. If already equipped, just give them rocket launchers or something.
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #78 on: November 12, 2013, 09:18:04 pm »
Start using up army surplus money to bring in mercenaries..
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #79 on: November 12, 2013, 09:42:35 pm »
(British are now a more accurate color)
156 British and 50 French Resistance vs. German Base(approx 170 German troops)

DAF heads to help out Yourmaster. (4) He kills a German on his way over.
Playergamer is a traitor! (6) He is gunned down, but not before he kills 10 Commandos! (Pg now spawns as a German)
Wer6 still thinks he can do magic. (4) He shoots a German while playacting.
TCM wants to be a hero. (4) He saves a kid from a burning building.
Tophat heads to the base. (6) He gets there and is now very tired.
Onyxjew arms the resistance. (2) He doesn't have any extra guns or rocket launchers
Yourmaster wants mercenaries. (5) 20 Germans switch sides for the money

Germans (5)
German 5 reloads. (6) He decides screw guns and kills 10 men with his bare hands before being brought down.
German 6 shoots (3) He hits a Resistance fighter in the leg.
German 7 fires (4) killing a commando.
German Machinegunner 8 opens fire (5) 5 resistance fighters are killed.
German 9 attacks the traitors. (4) He kills one.

British (1)
British Commando 2 continues firing. (3) Another German is shot in the arm.

Allies (4)
French Medic heals the injured. (5) The Frenchman with the bandaged leg can fight again
Frenchman 1 attacks with a cavalry saber. (6) The Germans stare in horror as he slices through 5 of their men before they come to their senses and riddle him with bullets.
German Mercenary 1 wants a vehicle. (6) He grabs a jeep full of gasoline, runs over three Germans before a lucky shot blows up the gasoline, killing 5 more Germans, 2 Resistance, and German Mercenary 1
German Mercenary 2 attacks. (4) A German goes down

139 British and 37 French Resistance, 18 German Mercenaries vs. German Base(approx 133 German troops)
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #80 on: November 12, 2013, 10:00:04 pm »
Run for American political office.
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #81 on: November 12, 2013, 10:04:17 pm »
Now grouped with the french resistance, who are obviously superior to the British untrained commandos, fight back and lead a rush to kill the Germans.
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #82 on: November 12, 2013, 10:25:57 pm »
form posters to show people they should help us battle the evil Germans and show the Germans themselves the error of their ways.
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #83 on: November 12, 2013, 10:29:49 pm »
Respawn, take command of the chaos and set up a defensive perimeter. NONE SHALL PASS.
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #84 on: November 13, 2013, 01:45:45 pm »
Sneak into base
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #85 on: November 13, 2013, 03:40:06 pm »
Stabbity stabbing may now commence.
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #86 on: November 16, 2013, 02:43:51 pm »
139 British and 37 French Resistance, 18 German Mercenaries vs. German Base(approx 133 German troops)

TCM enters politics! (5) He gets elected mayor of a city and looks like he'll be the Republican challenger to FDR next presidential election!
DAF leads the French against the Germans. (1) Turns out one of the Frenchmen was a traitor and kills DAF.
Dumbo recruits. (4) He puts up posters on the walls of the German base. However, the commandos will be gone by the time the sun rises and when people will actually be able to see the posters.
PG takes command! (2) The German commander refuses to take orders from an Oberleutnant.
Tophat sneaks. (6) He disguises himself as a German and silently kills 5 sentries before a member of the French Resistance shoots him.
Onyxjew stabbity stabs! (6) He stabbity stabs 10 Germans, and 10 French Resistance members, one of which was the traitor that shot DAF.

Germans (5)
German 6 continues killing. (2) But his gun jams.
German 7 continues to fire. (5) He takes down 3 Commandos without breaking a sweat.
German Machinegunner 8 continues firing, (1) but is silenced by a well placed grenade.
German 9 continues attacking the traitors. (5) Another 2 traitors die.
German Commander calls for backup (5) Reinforcements arrive next turn.

British (2)
British Commando 2 shoots again. (2) He's out of ammo
British Commando 3 reloads. (4) He's fully loaded again.

French (4)
Allies (4)
French Medic continues healing. (4) He gives a frenchmen a combat bonus.
Frenchman 2 charges the Germans. (2+1) He gets into a swordfight with an officer
Frenchman 3 snipes (3+1) A german bites the dust
German Merc 2 continues the attack (4) He kills another German


134 British and 27 French Resistance, 16 German Mercenaries vs. German Base(approx 115 German troops)
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #87 on: November 16, 2013, 02:49:37 pm »
get reinforcements
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #88 on: November 16, 2013, 02:51:42 pm »
Respawn.
Forget stealth. Time was running and we had no room for this nonsense. Also, as customary:
"Dammit TCM. You're going to break the time-space continuum."
Lead the British Commandos to an all-out Assault on the Germans!
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #89 on: November 16, 2013, 03:03:01 pm »
Quote from: DarkArtemisFowl on November 16, 2013, 02:51:42 pm
Also, as customary:
"Dammit TCM. You're going to run for presidential nomination rather than spend the night with me, even though I need a strong man like you in my life."

"I'm sorry girl, but I've only got one woman on my mind, and that is MISS AMERICAN FREEDOM!"

As Republic Nominee, offer to skip the whole boring election process and instead challenge FDR to a Professional Wrestling Match: Winner becomes the President.
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Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.
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