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Persus13

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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #60 on: November 10, 2013, 04:55:26 pm »
176 British vs. German Base(approx 187 German troops)

DAF makes way to Dumbo's tank. (6) He does so killing two Germans on the way, but the German's realize that their tank has been jacked. Then the tank explodes
Onyxjew starts killing Nazi officers. (3) He snipes one in the leg.
Yourmaster sneaks towards the ammo supplies. (5) He blows it up, killing 5 German sentries with it.
Dumbo presses random buttons. (1) He fails to notice the flame from a dead German's cigarette lighting ammo on fire and the tank explodes.
TCM escapes arrest (4) He escapes, Yourmaster is too far gone to kill, so he steals a nearby fishing boat and rows away.
Alfred tries to kill the remaining sentries. (3) Sentry 3 gets hit in the shoulder.
Wer6 destroys stuff. (3) He chucks grenades in random spots.
Gamerlord tries to respawn alien style. (6) He blows open a German stomach with his gun and gets an idea for a sci-fi movie he could make.
Tophat marches on the base while playing the pipes (4) The Scottish commandos get a morale boost.
Urist wants an airstrike. (3) Bombers accidentally bomb somewhere 3 miles away.

German Sentries (2)
German Sentry 2 shoots again. (6) He kills another 4 Commandos before getting blasted by Gamerlord
German Sentry 4 looks for his gun. (6) He trips and falls on it, and it goes off, killing him and two Commandos.

British Commandos (1)
British Commando 2 opens fire on the German reinforcements. (3) A German goes down, from being shot in the leg.

168 British vs. German Base(approx 178 German troops)
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #61 on: November 10, 2013, 05:07:50 pm »
respawn, stelth my way to the main base and kill my way from the inside by being a triple agent(that's the person that's loyal to the first country but is lying that they aren't to the other one right?)
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #62 on: November 10, 2013, 05:34:34 pm »
call in the reinforcements.  Have them ready for action. Start killing Germans with my grenades
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #63 on: November 10, 2013, 05:56:34 pm »
"Damnit Dumbo."
Use the tank wreck as cover. Engage any German hostiles.
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #64 on: November 10, 2013, 06:02:46 pm »
"RAGGGHHHHH EAT LEADBALL MOTHA FUCKAS"

Get musket, shoot somebody in the face with musket, Repeat.
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #65 on: November 10, 2013, 06:05:13 pm »
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #66 on: November 10, 2013, 09:31:33 pm »
Boat back to America, deliver news.
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #67 on: November 10, 2013, 10:22:18 pm »
Gain Superpowers. Tear apart Germans with bare hands.
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #68 on: November 11, 2013, 01:53:23 pm »
Carry on marching, carry on playing.
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #69 on: November 11, 2013, 04:56:11 pm »
Get another airstrike
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #70 on: November 11, 2013, 06:01:20 pm »
Just start sniping targets.
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #71 on: November 11, 2013, 06:24:00 pm »
168 British vs. German Base(approx 178 German troops)

Dumbo sneaks into the base and kills Germans. (2) On second thought it looks like the journey would be fraught with peril and he could get shot.
Yourmaster wants reinforcements. (5) He finds a group of French Resistance fighters willing to join the fight.
DAF respawns and charges for the tank. (1) He takes a bullet to the face.
Wer6 wants a musket. (3) He realizes that he has a rifle.
TCM heads back to America. (6) He does so in a long and perilous journey, and is half-dead from the effort.
Gamerlord gains (1) the ability to be shot by Germans. Multiple Times. Respawn?
Tophat carries on marching. (1) His playing makes him an easy target and he gets killed.
Urist wants a second airstrike. (1) A few fighters fly by, killing 10 Commandos, including Urist and 5 Germans.
Onyxjew snipes (4) He headshots a Jerry.

Germans (2)
German Sentry 3 wants first aid. (1) He gets shot in the head.
German 5 shoots. (2) He forgot to load his gun.

Allied Forces (1)
British Commando 2 opens fire again. (4) He kills a German.

156 British and 50 French Resistance vs. German Base(approx 170 German troops)
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #72 on: November 11, 2013, 06:27:39 pm »
"DAMNIT URIST."
Respawn. Group up with Yourmaster, engaging Germans on the way. Bring a team of two other Commandos for security.
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #73 on: November 11, 2013, 06:46:46 pm »
Join as commander of german base. Call for reinforcements.
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #74 on: November 11, 2013, 07:08:21 pm »
CCHHHARRRRGEE, CAST SPELL OF MAGIC MISSLE AT ALL, TARE ASSUNDER THERE SOULS AND SACRAFICE THEM TO SUARON.
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