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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #90 on: November 16, 2013, 06:01:31 pm »

Contact TCM and get him to have some higher-ups to get the Americans to aid us.
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #91 on: November 16, 2013, 06:17:46 pm »

fool the reinforcements that the germans are the ones they have to attack
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #92 on: November 16, 2013, 09:02:35 pm »

Become the commander's second in command. When he gets shot, take control of the base.
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #93 on: November 16, 2013, 09:29:50 pm »

Ascend to godARCHMAGEhood, smite enemy germans.
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #94 on: November 17, 2013, 03:24:07 pm »

Continue stabbity-stabbing.
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #95 on: November 18, 2013, 02:52:41 pm »

Join up with the Frenchies and ambush German reinforcements en route.
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #96 on: November 25, 2013, 11:07:30 pm »

134 British and 27 French Resistance, 16 German Mercenaries vs. German Base(approx 115 German troops)

Urist wants reinforcements! (5) Three bombers show up.
DAF leads a charge. (2) The commandos don't really want to charge blindly at the Germans.
TCM challenges FDR to a wrestling contest. (3) FDR refuses on the basis of polio.
YOurmaster contacts TCM. (6) He does this by swimming the Atlantic Ocean, arriving ot ask TCM for reinforcements before passing out and dying.
Dumbo attempts to fool the reinforcements into attacking the Germans. (2) His failure to speak German and British uniform cause him to be taken prisoner.
Pg becomes second in command. (2) The actual guy in second-in-command doesn't like this idea.
Wer6 has delusions of godhood (6) That cause him to run around killing 15 Germans while screaming "i am a god!" before finally getting killed.
Onyxjew continues stabbing. (3) He gets into a knifefight with a German.
Tophat and the French Resistance ambush the reinforcements. (6) They wipe them all out, but only one Frenchman survives, and Tophat and Dumbo are killed as well.

Germans (1)
German 6 takes over a machine gun. (3) He kills a mercenary.

British (6)
Three bombers bomb the battlefield. (1,4,1) 20 British and 10 Germans die from the bombs.
BC 2 opens fire. (1) A bullet kills him
BC 3 reloads. (3) He gives up and switches to a pistol.
BC 4 attacks. (6) He chucks a grenade killing 4 Germans and 2 Brits.
BC 5 sneaks. (1) He gets shot to death.
BC 6 sneaks into the base. (2) He's too timid.
BC 7 snipes. (1) He gets counter-sniped.

Allies (4)
Lone Frenchman continues dueling. (5) He kills the German.
Merc 2 attacks. (5) he kills three germans
Merc 3 chucks a grenade. (3) A german loses an arm.
Merc 4 decides to sneak into the base and kill the commander. (2) The guards don't let him in.

105 British, Lone Frenchman and 15 German Mercenaries vs. German Base(approx 82 German troops)
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #97 on: November 25, 2013, 11:12:03 pm »

LEAD ANOTHER ASSAULT UNDER THE POWER OF ZECHARIAH.
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #98 on: November 26, 2013, 12:22:02 am »

Run against FDR in next election. Base campaign on promising that when WWII is over, Half Life 3 will be announced.

Of course, this game takes place in the alternate universe where video gaming was popular by the late 1920's.
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #99 on: November 26, 2013, 08:39:36 am »

Respawn as German Medic on the british team

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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #100 on: November 26, 2013, 10:14:32 am »

Ok, just become commander already!
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #101 on: November 26, 2013, 01:07:02 pm »

Respawn. Head up towards the German camp, wondering what enemy units are in the vicinity.
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #102 on: November 26, 2013, 01:28:28 pm »

More reinforcements.

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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #103 on: November 26, 2013, 03:31:57 pm »

respawn and help with the charge.
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Re: Roll to Commando
« Reply #104 on: November 26, 2013, 05:29:29 pm »

Stabbity.
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