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[aattss]

SECRETLY RECRUIT PEOPLE TO BECOME SECRET NINJAS. THEN MAKE NAZIS (in the east) SECRETLY DEAD.

[Elephant Parade]

Build. The. Space.Plane.

then have the other planes make babys,lots and lots of babys, any extra bombers go and bomb the... Civilians!

EDIT: ENTER WAR ROOM

We're not very far into the campaign yet, so we won't be able to buy anything except those stupid character recolors. If we wait until later, we can buy maps.

[wer6]

what do they do?

[NullForceOmega]

I have the goddess, I have a Bolo mark XXXV, I am on a mission of apocalyptic retirbution, everything that does not immediately bow before Savrtia DIES, really, really unpleasantly.  With Hellbores.  And infinite repeaters.  And VLBMs.  And massive armored tracks.  And whatever else I've got to make them die with.  Maybe a t-shirt.  Also, the RED ARMY (directly responsible for the goddess' demise) who have FOOLISHLY called an IMPERIAL regiment  get nuked.  Hard.  With every single VLBM I have.

Edited due to silly action by commisar who has never encountered the planetary supremacy weapon mankind calls the Bolo mark XXV Tremendous.

[TCM]

Call up my boys from Compton, see if they want to hang out in the town and kill Nazis for a few days.

Hey.

what me ever screwing up that's unpossible insertwhale

i'll excuse myself with the fact i should be sleeping now and you know go to sleep

Thank you for sacrificing your own personal health my sake.

Now then.

Organize Compton into an official faction with myself as the leader.

[LordSlowpoke]

ENTER WAR ROOM

WAR ROOM

A MIDDLE AGED NIGERIAN WEARING ORNATE JEWELRY WELCOMES YOU TO HIS WAR ROOM AS YOU ENTER A PART OF THE METAVERSE WHICH SEEMS SAFE, QUIET AND HAS CALMING HAWAIIAN MUSIC BUSTING OUT OF THE WALLS.

"THERE IS NOT MUCH TO SEE HERE AS OF YET. PEOPLE HAVE NOT HELPED ME MOVE MY INHERITANCE OUT OF THE COUNTRY YET. PLEASE, MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME." HE HANDS YOU THE PRICE MENU AND EXCUSES HIMSELF TO THE BACK ROOM, OUT OF WHICH LOUD NOISES COME FROM. THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY NOT DISCONCERTING.

PRICING:
SUPPLY CRATE [RANDOM]: 50 METAPOINTS
LINK SYSTEM: 100 METAPOINTS
MAP: SHENANIGANS IN SEVION: 150 METAPOINTS
SECOND ERA PERSONAL WEAPONS PACK: 200 METAPOINTS
CUSTOM CO [RANDOM]: 400 METAPOINTS

Spoiler: METAPOINT POOLS (click to show/hide)

PALADINS: 193 [-100]
ELECTRIC NAZI: 194
BOMBERS: 162
RED/SPACOVIET: 145 [+177] [-150]
NJHPCDFANMA: 177

Inquire as to current amount of Meta Points. If possible, purchase Link System.

LINK SYSTEM UNLOCKED. 100 POINTS DEDUCTED FROM FACTION POOL.

Have my loyal Glorious Soviet Cosmonaut Emissary enquire what exactly the map is of.
Call dibs on the map just in case it isn't lame.

THE WAR ROOM OWNER BRINGS OUT A CARDBOARD BOX WITH WORN OUT DOCUMENTS, HOLOTAPES AND OTHER MATERIALS OUT OF THE BACK ROOM AND PLACES IT IN FRONT OF YOU.

"I SEE YOU HAVE GOOD TASTE, FRIEND. HERE IS MAP OF SEVION AND SURROUNDING AREAS DURING THE GOTHIC ONSLAUGHT, COMPATIBLE WITH BOTH SS-DPDTM AND eR-910 SERIES OF COMPUTATIONAL TERMINALS. IT HAS MANY USE LIKE CURING HEADACHE AND RELIEF FROM MALARIA PAINS. IT CAN ALSO BE USED AS COMBAT SCENARIO, BUT WHO DOES THAT? SO, ARE YOU PURCHASING OR NOT?"

ALSO: Buy a map.

KAKAKACHING! MANY THANKS FOR YOUR PATRONAGE! HERE IS ACTIVATION CARTRIDGE! SCENARIO CARTRIDGE: SHENANIGANS IN SEVION APPEARS IN GLOBAL INVENTORY. 150 POINTS DEDUCTED FROM FACTION POOL.

[Elephant Parade]

Inquire as to current amount of Meta Points. If possible, purchase Link System.

[DarkArtemisFowl]

Dammit LordSlowpoke. You almost made me fry my monitor while drinking apple juice and reading about the Nigerian man.

You owe me half a glass of apple juice.

[Dorsidwarf]

Have my loyal Glorious Soviet Cosmonaut Emissary enquire what exactly the map is of.
Call dibs on the map just in case it isn't lame.




                                                                                     

Send an emissary to our space comrades in the Far East, asking them if they are willing to join the RED. If they are not, attempt strategic alliance. 

RESPONSE DIRECTLY TO ORGANISATION RED:
The Spaceoviet Empire will never humble itself by merging with such a tiny organisation! Glory to Empire! Glory to Space!



...




Glorious Spacoviet Empire is open to offers of strategic alliance, however.

[Grahamagara]

SUMMON THANATOS, THE GRIM REAPER, YAMA AND THOSE GUYS FROM DEAD LIKE ME TO JOIN THE RIDICULOUSLY LONG NAMED FACTION "OF DEATH INCARNATES" DEMAND TO HAVE THESE 3 WORDS ADDED TO THE RIDICULOUSLY LONG NAMED FACTION..

[hops]

PREPARE ELITE COMMANDO BOMBS TO TRAIN WITH THE GOD OF EXPLOSIONS. ALL SHALL QUAKE IN THEIR POWER TO NOT DIE WHEN THEY EXPLODE.

[Krath]

FINISH TEA. COMMENCE CONSTRUCTION OF THE OMEGA SPIDERTANK USING BITS AND PIECES LAYING AROUND, WITH A WAVE MOTION CANNON OR SOME BULLCRAP FOR A MAIN GUN. GO ON A RECRUITING DRIVE BECAUSE FUCK DRIVING IT MYSELF.

[wer6]

inquire the price for supplys to help build a space bomber, then buy.

And then we use supplys to

Build. The. Space.Plane.

then have the other planes make babys,lots and lots of babys, any extra bombers go and bomb the... Civilians!

[Avis-Mergulus]

Respawn. Declare Charon and NullForceOmega heresy (*BLAM*) and summon 193rd Valhallan Armoured Regiment to aid in the extemination of heretics. Form alliance with our Space comrades against Charon and the paladins.

[GreatWyrmGold]

SUMMON THANATOS, THE GRIM REAPER, YAMA AND THOSE GUYS FROM DEAD LIKE ME TO JOIN THE RIDICULOUSLY LONG NAMED FACTION "OF DEATH INCARNATES" DEMAND TO HAVE THESE 3 WORDS ADDED TO THE RIDICULOUSLY LONG NAMED FACTION..

Replace with Xanatos¹, the Dim Beeper, Yamaha², and dead guys like him. Because why not?

Also continue hacking into Cyborg Nikolai Tesla.

1: Not Xantalos, mind.
2: Like, send him a motorcycle.