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[Errol]

Administer peace through knocking out some of the silly minor factions!

[MonkeyHead]

Naked beardy bezerker mode activate!

[Maxinum McDreich]

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!

[Coolrune206]

Where's the GM?

[IronyOwl]

Where's the GM?

Drowning under new applicants, I'd assume.

[Remuthra]

The battle shall continue tomorrow since I'm hilariously tired at the moment, and must sleep forevermore. Hold onto whatever bludgeoning instrument you've been graced with!

[CubeJackal]

Where's the GM?

To be totally honest, I wasn't expecting such a massive amount of people to drop in. I assumed that things would get silly fast and that my doodling skills would be strained, but man... there's so much stuff to add and edit because everyone is interested. I'll see if I can bring myself to do the next update, but I might have bitten off more than I can chew here. 

[Tomcost]

You should have put a player limit or something, I think.

Anyway, if I'm giving you too much work, you are free to take me out of the game, or give my character to anyone, so that you don't waste that drawing.

[Remuthra]

Where's the GM?

To be totally honest, I wasn't expecting such a massive amount of people to drop in. I assumed that things would get silly fast and that my doodling skills would be strained, but man... there's so much stuff to add and edit because everyone is interested. I'll see if I can bring myself to do the next update, but I might have bitten off more than I can chew here. 

If needed, Use the Mastahcheese Directive.

[IronyOwl]

There's always the waitlist.

In fact, throw me on if you do use a waitlist. I was refraining from joining for precisely this reason (well, that and I couldn't figure out which faction to serve), but waitlists cost nothing.

[Maxinum McDreich]

yeah, just have it where we're being thrown in in waves!

[TCM]

I concur with a motion for a waitlisting system, to make things easier for the GM.

The reason I decided to have a time-traveller character that was still equipped like the other characters is because I didn't want to cause the GM to make a new design just for myself, and would rather have that specific time spent on the GM managing the game as a whole for all players. So, for players like GWG with his dragon riders, BFEL with Godzilla, and anyone else deciding to go ahead with an unorthodox starting warrior, I would advise you all, in the words of literary mastermind Charles Dickens, to "Calm the fuck down with your crazy-ass character designs.", If merely for the sake of our hard-working and talented GM.

[CubeJackal]

A waitlist sounds like an excellent idea!

YE WAITING-LIST

• TCM
• Fniff
• swordsmith04
• GreatWyrmGold
• Playergamer
• BFEL
• Grahamagara
• Coolrune206
• MonkeyHead

Next update is in the works, everyone! Thanks for not jumping on me for being a lazy so-and-so, heh

[CubeJackal]

Nirur Torir strikes again while lawastooshort bends down and [2] fails to retrieve his mace. The masterful [3+6] stab bypasses his opponent's shield [5+3] and meets its mark directly in his face, ending the unfortunate Yellonian's life.

USEC_OFFICER performs a 180-degree pirouette turn that could rival a ballerina's and brings the combined force of his anger and bottle to bear against Lord Hat [2+5] - who blocks it with ease [5+4].

Luhf Monkeh sallies forth and attempts to whack squidgen with exactly what the crusader doesn't have - a massive shield [6+3]. However, the elite man of faith retaliates with his own attack simultaneously [5+5]. Though neither combatant is seriously wounded and no clear winner has yet emerged, Luhf is nicked slightly on the arm.

Tomcost glances around the battlefield, attempting to locate an armoured friendly to take cover behind. Unfortunately, he can't get a good view from where he is [2] and mistakenly assumes that squidgen is on his side. Taking a few steps forward, he attempts to fire an arrow at Luhf Monkeh [4+1] but succeeds only in tearing the bow's flimsy string from the bow itself. Whoops.

Urist Mc Dorf concentrates very, very hard, attempting to cause some slightly more effective armaments to materialise out of thin air.... [6] and it works! The gods have smiled on this bearded combatant and allowed him another chance at gaining better protection. A tough multicoloured surcoat [5] and a poorly-designed set of damp planks [2] materialise around Urist.

Maxinum McDreich would like to charge forth and give USEC_OFFICER a nasty surprise, [1] but temporarily forgets how to use his legs and flops to the floor, barely avoiding shoving the sharp end of his weapon into his eyes in the process.

With his gleeful grin hidden behind his visor, Errol [4] saunters forward and delivers a heavy blow [6+2] to Lord Hat's backside, which he can't block due to being occupied by the belligerent fellow in front of him. A blow to the head would certainly have killed him, but Errol's macemanship evidently leaves something to be desired.

[Tomcost]

Re-attach the string to the bow. Fire at Luhf Monkeh.