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Author Topic: Pikes, Peasants & Pillocks: Graphic Medieval RTD  (Read 3733 times)

Remuthra

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Re: Pikes, Peasants & Pillocks: Graphic Medieval RTD
« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2013, 04:41:05 pm »

Lord Orange, I, Lord Hat, have come to your aid!

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Re: Pikes, Peasants & Pillocks: Graphic Medieval RTD
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2013, 04:44:42 pm »

FOR GREENIUS!
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Re: Pikes, Peasants & Pillocks: Graphic Medieval RTD
« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2013, 04:51:07 pm »

A very hippy-looking person reinforces the armies of Yelloch!
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Re: Pikes, Peasants & Pillocks: Graphic Medieval RTD
« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2013, 04:52:54 pm »

A time traveler appears on Team Greenius! He aims to kill the ancestors of his contemporary opponents, those negating their existence.
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Re: Pikes, Peasants & Pillocks: Graphic Medieval RTD
« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2013, 05:18:33 pm »



squidgen's unexpected appearance on the battlefield heralds the heretofore-unforseen arrival of the Purpope's elite troops! Clad in [6] full plate and wielding his [5] feared shortsword, [1] he doesn't need a shield to strike fear into the hearts of his enemies.

USEC_OFFICER puts one foot in front of the other and [6] zooms across the battlefield like a hungover, ironclad bullet. He raises his bottle and lets out a pugnacious war cry as he approaches Greenwold's battle line.

lawastooshort regains his balance and [5] rushes forth, gaining enough ground to get within swiping distance of the [3] slowly advancing Nirur Torir, who strikes first [4+3] but is blocked [5+5] by lawastooshort's shield. lawastooshort retorts with his own blow [6+1] and succeeds in fumbling and dropping his mace like an ignoramus.

Luhf Monkeh trots onto the battlefield, a smile on his face, a [2] set of rags on his body and [6] [6] a fearsome combination of mace and tower shield in either hand.

Lord Hat turns up wearing [1] his birthday suit and carrying [5] a short sword and [5] a standard shield. Evidently, however, he has turned up to the wrong battle altogether, for his liege Lord Orange is certainly nowhere to be seen.

Maxinum McDreich enthusiastically follows his comrades to war, sporting [4] a tasteful suit of chainmail and wielding [5] a typical iron shield. Of note, however, is the fact that he may have attended the same party as USEC_OFFICER judging by his [2] choice of armament.

Errol, a man who believes in peace through war, turns up fashionably late in his [6] customised suit of plate and wielding [6] his favoured mace (chosen for the fact that it does not draw blood) and [4] a heater shield bearing an image of a flower. He'll surely show those green warmongers how to live together in harmony.
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Re: Pikes, Peasants & Pillocks: Graphic Medieval RTD
« Reply #20 on: October 31, 2013, 05:21:53 pm »

"King Squidbeard! I have come to challenge you in the name of Lord Orange!"

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Re: Pikes, Peasants & Pillocks: Graphic Medieval RTD
« Reply #21 on: October 31, 2013, 05:22:32 pm »

A time traveler appears on Team Greenius! He aims to kill the ancestors of his contemporary opponents, those negating their existence.
Now how do you expect me to draw that, Mr. Imaginative? >:(
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Re: Pikes, Peasants & Pillocks: Graphic Medieval RTD
« Reply #22 on: October 31, 2013, 05:24:17 pm »

A vaguely celtic fantasy culture counterpart peasant appears on Yelloch's side, even though the commanders are quite confident they don't have the vaguely celtic fantasy culture counterpart on their side. CHARGE WHILE SCREAMING VERY LOUDLY.

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Re: Pikes, Peasants & Pillocks: Graphic Medieval RTD
« Reply #23 on: October 31, 2013, 05:26:46 pm »

Press the advantage now that my foe is disarmed!.

Now how do you expect me to draw that, Mr. Imaginative? >:(
Cyan belts are timey-futury.
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Re: Pikes, Peasants & Pillocks: Graphic Medieval RTD
« Reply #24 on: October 31, 2013, 05:27:58 pm »

As are goggles and fake alien antennae.

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Re: Pikes, Peasants & Pillocks: Graphic Medieval RTD
« Reply #25 on: October 31, 2013, 05:29:19 pm »

A time traveler appears on Team Greenius! He aims to kill the ancestors of his contemporary opponents, those negating their existence.
Now how do you expect me to draw that, Mr. Imaginative? >:(
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Just spawn me as any regular fighter, the time-traveler part is just there for fun. :P

Oh, and since it looks like other sides are joining, he'll be neutral rather than green.
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Re: Pikes, Peasants & Pillocks: Graphic Medieval RTD
« Reply #26 on: October 31, 2013, 05:30:57 pm »

Yell traditional battle cry and attack nearest enemy.

"wot u luking at, m8?"
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« Reply #27 on: October 31, 2013, 05:34:27 pm »

"Time to shake this soda can to see if he's gotta fizz fight left in him."

Luhf charges Squidgen and attempts to shield bash the shit of this iron giant.

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Re: Pikes, Peasants & Pillocks: Graphic Medieval RTD
« Reply #28 on: October 31, 2013, 05:54:38 pm »

Get behind any armored teammate and shoot Luhf Monkeh

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Re: Pikes, Peasants & Pillocks: Graphic Medieval RTD
« Reply #29 on: October 31, 2013, 05:54:57 pm »

Gain armor and a sheild!
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