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[KingBacon]

"Shut up, it's just a giant bird. Just stop them from stealing wheelbarrows."

[jcochran]

Hold on a moment, I just have to get that sock.

[TheKaspa]

I'll go fishing, what does it mean that there is a siege?

[Iamblichos]

"I wonder what keeps producing all these webs?  GAKK..."

[Kumquat]

"My leg! I can't walk! Somebody take me to the hospital! I'm bleeding!"

[Bihlbo]

"Ah, another job well done. That warm stone has been cut away nicely. Now, I wonder what I should do next... I'll just stand here until I figure it out."

[Cerol Lenslens]

"Well, the goblin only cut off mah toe, but it's still a good reason tah lie in bed an' let meself be pampered a bit."
*rings bell*
"Somebody bring me dinner!"
*rings bell*
"Somebody?"
*rings bell*
"Anybody?"
*rings bell*
"Look, it's only a flesh wound, but I ain't gettin' out o' this bed until I get mah dinner!"

[JoshBrickstien]

"I'd better carve a fortification into this warm rock wall quickly so I can go get booze!"

[☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼]

"Well, the goblin only cut off mah toe, but it's still a good reason tah lie in bed an' let meself be pampered a bit."
*rings bell*
"Somebody bring me dinner!"
*rings bell*
"Somebody?"
*rings bell*
"Anybody?"
*rings bell*
"Look, it's only a flesh wound, but I ain't gettin' out o' this bed until I get mah dinner!"

If it wasn't so long, I'd sig that.

[WoobMonkey]

"What, you want a lever pulled?  Nah, someone else can get it - I'mma just admire this here bridge a while lon-"

[TheKaspa]

"Listen, pal, I'll build this stair going upward while you'll chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....."
- UristMcBuilder to UristMcMiner while sealing the exploration staircase from the cave with the deep lake of oscurity just over the Magma Sea.

Engraved Slabs propmtly followed.

[MightyPaladin]

"hey the rain smells kinda funny I think we..."
*twitch*
"I CRAVE MORTAL FLESH"

[mastahcheese]

"The call to battle! I better stop to slowly put on all my armor! But I should probably skip the quiver, that'll just slow me down!"

[Urist McVoyager]

I'm hungry and I don't have food. I think I'll just take my hammer and beat on that Alligator until he points me in the direction of Denny's! --My latest adventurer right after crossing a river.

[Loud Whispers]

"Hold my beer."