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Loud Whispers

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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2013, 11:29:52 am »
HOW CAN SHE CAT?!
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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #16 on: October 26, 2013, 11:49:37 am »
Quote from: Splint on October 26, 2013, 09:19:23 am
Quote from: Zan Oltaridor on October 26, 2013, 05:37:36 am
Quote from: Splint on October 25, 2013, 05:49:02 pm
"It's us three against that one stupid skeletal tiger. We can totally take it!" - Sergeant Urist McBadleader to his subordinates. (and how I lost one of my few evil embarks. I really thought they'd win...)

Holy Mole! It's Splint! I started reading Spearbreakers a few weeks ago and i totally love it and now you are here! The best Splinter i had in my life!

So... I caused you to die of infection due to lack of soap from said splinter?


Yes, my post was actually my famous dwarven last words...
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Quote from: Spacespinner on July 16, 2013, 09:24:21 am
This thread is why I love dwarf fortress. We start at engravings of wagons and end up using necromancy to raise them from the dead, and were-wagons.
Quote from: AlexaiZ on March 23, 2013, 08:43:48 pm
I jumped off a ramp in a cave and exploded.

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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #17 on: October 26, 2013, 01:16:52 pm »
Famous last conversation:

- The hordes are coming!
- Close the gate!
- There is a caravan and half of our unarmed military outside!
- Open the gate!
- The goblins are right after them!
- Close the gate!
- Urist McLegendary, our baron and Urist McPlayer'sFavoriteDwarf are amongst them!
- Open the gate a little!
- THEY HAVE ARCHE-
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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #18 on: October 26, 2013, 02:28:08 pm »
"Hey you thief dont take my pou-" *headstab*
"Oh no! This dwarven lady is in trouble! It is my duty as a skilled and professional merchant guard to-" *legstab* *falls over* *headstab*
That actually happened twice to me...
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Quote from: Spacespinner on July 16, 2013, 09:24:21 am
This thread is why I love dwarf fortress. We start at engravings of wagons and end up using necromancy to raise them from the dead, and were-wagons.
Quote from: AlexaiZ on March 23, 2013, 08:43:48 pm
I jumped off a ramp in a cave and exploded.

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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #19 on: October 26, 2013, 02:45:06 pm »
I'll take a shortcut. (Falls 20 levels down a waterfall)
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The mountainhome has far too many degenerates too deal with by itself, so it sends out minor nobles to establish penal colonies across the world.

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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #20 on: October 26, 2013, 03:29:44 pm »
"What a wonderful exemplar of a giant peach-faced lovebir-AHHHHHHH" Urist McImGonnaCollectSocksAndAdmireNatureRatherThenDoingSomethingUseful, Count of IDeservedThisDeath
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Quote from: Spacespinner on July 16, 2013, 09:24:21 am
This thread is why I love dwarf fortress. We start at engravings of wagons and end up using necromancy to raise them from the dead, and were-wagons.
Quote from: AlexaiZ on March 23, 2013, 08:43:48 pm
I jumped off a ramp in a cave and exploded.

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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #21 on: October 26, 2013, 04:00:09 pm »
"Guys, this party is great. And ye've all been me best mates since I first got to this Armok-begotten hellhole those many years o' partyin' ago. But ever since me wife an' wee babby died, I just... I just... NEED TO KILL YE ALL! STARTING WITH YEW, YER LILY-LIVERED SO-CALLED 'AXE LORD'! YE AIN'T SO TOU- *urk!*"
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"I've got a plan, hear me out on this one... I want to almost murder you."
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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #22 on: October 26, 2013, 04:09:01 pm »
"I regret... nothing."
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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #23 on: October 26, 2013, 09:03:07 pm »
"Guys...I really need a doctor now. Guys? Guys...? Please...I just want to see my wife and kids again...just...do your fucking jobs you lazy scumbags..." - Urist McWoundedSoldier, Abandoned by Doctors who decided it would be a better idea to attend a party 15 z-levels below the hospital.
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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #24 on: November 02, 2013, 07:34:47 pm »
"Does it feel warm to anyone else?"

Oh, and tantrum spirals tend to make me think this is happening:
"Oh god! goblins have gotten into the base!"
"What are you-AGUH!"
"Oh no! there's more!"
"Stop!" *fires crossbow*
"Augh! I'm hit! But I won't go down without a- GUH!"
ended with a hammer to the face...

"What is that giant monster over there? oooh, socks!"
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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #25 on: November 03, 2013, 02:46:08 pm »
"This place seems pleasant enough...."
first ever evil (reanimating) embark, didn't even live long enough to find out if the blood raining from the sky did anything.
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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #26 on: November 03, 2013, 02:59:48 pm »
"I mandate an adamantine chair!" Urist Mcnoble
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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #27 on: November 03, 2013, 05:15:54 pm »
"Hey guys! Look! Adamantine Candy!" Famous last words of Urist Mcminer

"Yeah, I know I'm a militia commander, I know I'm legendary in all military skills and was fully equipped, but I wasn't on duty and... well, that goblin scared me." - Famous last words of Urist Lorbam Dumast Okolkib, legendary +5 militia commander of the Cheeses of Squealing in the Infernal Helmets.

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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #28 on: November 03, 2013, 11:19:39 pm »
"Yaks aren't that dangerous are they? I can train my unarmed wrestling skills on this wild herd of them. I don't even need to waste time going to get a helmet."
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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #29 on: November 04, 2013, 07:16:21 am »
"I know you fired all the other miners just a second ago but--are you sure I should dig here? The stone is a little hot. . . ."
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