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The Bastard of France

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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #45 on: April 07, 2014, 01:12:17 pm »
"uh guys? I'm trapped in this room i built from the inside can you help?"
"Why is the gate opening? Guys? Really? Come on i didn't mean to chose the socks over saving our greatest soldier."
"uhhh. Nice dragon?"
*The following scenes are too graphic to be told to the masochists that litter this forum but all that remained was a fat and happy pet dragon called Fluffy*
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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #46 on: April 07, 2014, 02:53:31 pm »
"I couldn't possibly brew into THAT... it had a mushroom in it once!"

- Said right before the Boozepocalypse that left 5 dead of thirst
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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #47 on: April 07, 2014, 06:41:34 pm »
I'm surprised nobody has said something to the effect of:

"Just a moment, guys, I need to pull this lever!"
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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #48 on: April 07, 2014, 08:18:09 pm »
"I'm off to hunt the giant badgers!"
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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #49 on: April 07, 2014, 08:54:08 pm »
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on April 07, 2014, 06:41:34 pm
I'm surprised nobody has said something to the effect of:

"Just a moment, guys, I need to pull this lever!"

I'm sure more than one fort met this sort of end because that guy was on the opposite side of the fort.
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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #50 on: April 08, 2014, 08:08:13 am »
"I will die content in the knowledge that I ate in a very nice dining room last week."
-- Rimtar Bodicetame, craftsdwarf, on hospital bed after being disemboweled by a cave ogre

"This tomb is better-decorated than mine...? THE ARROGANCE!"
-- Ushat Channeledmoistens, Queen, just before going beserk and being killed by the militia

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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #51 on: April 08, 2014, 10:02:50 am »
"Taking down this floor brick by brick is too much work, let's just take out this one brick first and let gravity to the rest"
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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #52 on: April 08, 2014, 05:12:48 pm »
Quote from: blapnk on April 08, 2014, 10:02:50 am
"Taking down this floor brick by brick is too much work, let's just take out this one brick first and let gravity to the rest"

How did you find my secret building plans?
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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #53 on: April 09, 2014, 07:35:34 am »
Migrants arrive...

Urist McLegendaryCheesemaker: "Hi! I'm Urist McLegendaryCheesema-!"

Urist McOverseer: "Ah! Just the kind of talented and useful lad I was hoping for! Grab this pick and start digging magmaward!"
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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #54 on: April 10, 2014, 12:12:24 pm »
"Open the magmagates!"
"Pulling the lever!"
"Shit, its leaking into the fortress. Close the magmagates!"
"Nah, on break."

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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #55 on: April 15, 2014, 05:11:54 pm »
"I want that sock."
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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #56 on: April 15, 2014, 09:00:48 pm »
"If I don't make it back, tell my wife to stand under the waterfall."
"Goblins wouldn't dare hit a lady with a baby."
"Bolts?  No time!"
"This artifact bone sword is fantastic!"
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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #57 on: April 16, 2014, 10:02:36 am »
"I want bodyparts! Not bones, bodyparts! Skull? No! Bodyparts! Not leather! BODYPARTS! AARGH!"
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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #58 on: April 16, 2014, 02:55:02 pm »
Quote from: Rogue Yun on April 09, 2014, 07:35:34 am
Migrants arrive...

Urist McLegendaryCheesemaker: "Hi! I'm Urist McLegendaryCheesema-!"

Urist McOverseer: "Ah! Just the kind of talented and useful lad I was hoping for! Grab this pick and start digging magmaward!"
Fortifications for the final block into the magma work just as well and don't squander a perfectly good pick.
Unlike cheesemakers, unnecessarily burning picks is unethical.
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Re: Famous dwarven last words
« Reply #59 on: April 17, 2014, 04:13:08 am »
"Urist McAxedwarf has entered a martial trance!"
"I AM ONE WITH BATTLE, I AM ONE WITH THE FLOW OF THE WORLD!!!"
"Urist McAxedwarf has left the martial trance."
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