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Give the boy a hug and tell him everything will be OK

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Confiscate the property by force, and leave him there as punishment

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Pick the boy's pocket to take the stolen property for yourself, and leave the boy to his fate

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Lead the boy to safety, then turn him over to the authorities

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Voting closed: October 31, 2013, 11:14:32 pm

[HmH]

Ozarck: Defend;
Urist Mc Dwarf: attack Raalup.

[Rolepgeek]

Kill Alex Shater

[Ozarck]

Defend

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

Raalup is next!

[Nerjin]

After nearly being hit by one of Alex Shater’s vicious blows Sir Hansen fell once again behind his shield as he watched the remaining heroes battle it out.

Brewmaster Yoohoo was attempting to defeat the even more handsome than ever Handsome Stranger though it the latters shield was proving to be as sturdy as its weilder’s unwavering handsomeness. It was Cromwell Jackson who finally stopped the stalemate with a savage swing of his hatchet which found purchase in the Brewmaster’s arm. If it were not for the many layers of metal Yoohoo would be one arm short. As it were the Brewmaster ceased his attack and shoved Cromwell Jackson away with two fully functioning arms.

Unfortunately such a stalemate could not be found in the duel of Alex Shater and Raalup the Great One. While Raalup tried to live up to his lofty name he found his attacks deflected again and again by the much more battle hardened Alex Shater.

“Why is it that every time I try to kill one of you bastards I cannot seem to hit!?” Raalup shouted in frustration as he jabbed at Alex Shater.

“Simple, the gods do not favor tyrants!”

“Oh please! I’ve gathered what happened. You only switched sides when you saw the battle turn. If were were winning at the time you’d still be on our side!”

“Is that so?” Alex Shater smiled at that.

“It is traitor!”

“Oh? Do you know where I grew up then?”

“A small village north of Araisan. You never shut up about it in the bar-“ Raalup was cut off by Alex Shater’s morning star colliding with his weapon, shattering it easily.

“Does it not strike you odd that I kept talking about it?” Alex asked as he performed a second swing that caught Raalup in the arm breaking it easily as well causing Raalup to shout in pain “Hm? Why would someone keep talking about their home-town like that? How many times did I mention the name?” A third swing broke Raalup’s leg sending him to the ground “A hundred? A thousand? How many times did I actually mention anyone there?” A fourth swing and another arm broke. Alex was clearly enjoying the pain of his adversary “Simple, I wasn’t from there! I was born in Fruidion. You heard of it? Of course not! You damn Araisan’s slaughtered the entire village and burned it to the ground!” A fifth swing saw Raalup’s only remaining extremity broken “Well I’m not bitter or anything… But I’ll see Araisan reduced to ashes… You can bet on that.”

Through his pain Raalup managed to grunt out “Long… Live Araisan!”

*CRUNCH*

“Don’t get ahead of yourself.” Alex Shater muttered as he whipped the remains of Raalups brain from his weapon.
 

Spoiler: Team A (click to show/hide)

Name: Sir Hansen
Class: Warrior [7-10 HP as opposed to 4-7
Health: 5/7
Weapon: Long Sword [1d6]
Shield: Tower Shield [+3 to DEFEND rolls]
Armor: Full Plate [-3 DAM received, -1 to DEFEND rolls]

Name: Brewmaster Yoohoo
Class: Commander [Has access to Commands, Heavy armor only]
Health: 2/6
Weapon: Short Sword [1d4] [+1 to Parry Rolls]
Shield: Small Shield [+2 to DEFEND rolls]
Armor: Full Plate [-3 to DAM received] [-1 to DEFEND rolls]

Spoiler: Team B (click to show/hide)

Name: Handsome Stranger
Class: Warrior
Health: 7/9
Weapon: Club [1d4-1]
Shield: Tower Shield [+3 to DEFEND rolls]
Armor: Cloth [+1 to DEFEND rolls]

Name: Cromwell Jackson
Class: Warrior [7-10 Health rather than 4-7]
Health: 10
Weapon: Hatchet [1d4+1]
Shield: Buckler [+1 to DEFEND rolls]
Armor: Chainmail [-2 DAM received] [-3 DAM received via Swords]

Name: Alex Shater
Class: Warrior [7-10 health]
Health: 3/9
Weapon: Morning Star [1d8-1] [Ignores non-HEAVY armor]
Shield: None
Armor: Chainmail [-2 to DAM received, -3 DAM received from swords]

Spoiler:  The Graveyard 19/15 (click to show/hide)

9 to 10
R.I.P. Sam of B; killed by a Morning Star to the Face
R.I.P. Elton of A; killed by two hatchets to the arms.
R.I.P. Jenny Longhorn of B; killed by a Enchanted Dagger to the eye.
R.I.P. Knight Matis of A; killed by a true Morning Star.
R.I.P. Ms. Pretty Obvious of B; killed during a tragic beautification incident.
R.I.P. Roliep of A; knocked into the waiting, jagged arms of Death.
R.I.P. James of B; fighting until the end, he lost his temper and then his head.
R.I.P. Leon of B; His broken ribs did little to stop the short sword.
R.I.P. Luke of A; His will was strong but no man survives a punctured throat.
R.I.P. Henry of the Holes of A; His defense slipped for but a moment, now he’s gone forever.
R.I.P. Axe the Not-Yet-Undead Pre-Zombie of A; He died as he lived, by the Axe
R.I.P. Fane Ravien of B; She was a noble woman who deserved better than she got in life.
R.I.P. Axe the Undead Pre-Zombified Axe Weilder of A; His undead body went to meet a Morning Star.
R.I.P. Lachlan DeGroot of B; Even the fabled Weapon Trinity could not defend him.
R.I.P. Klaus of B; He killed Axe, Axe killed him. Seemed a fair trade.
R.I.P. Berry Smiles the Wraith of B; She was gone and gone again.
R.I.P. Eltonius of A; A creator and victim of war.
R.I.P. Luke II of A; He followed in his father’s foot-steps
R.I.P. Axe the Zombified UnYielding Axe-Weilder of A; His skull was crushed and crushed again.
R.I.P. Raalup the Great One of A; He went for the stars and was killed amongst them.

Spoiler: The Rolls and Actions (click to show/hide)

SIDE A

DEFEND
+2 to Counter Rolls

Attack: Alex Shater
2:5
Fail!

Attack: The Handsome Stranger
2:3+4 = 2:7

SIDE B

DEFEND
+4 to Counter-Rolls
 

Attack: Brewmaster Yoohoo
6:2 = Success!
1 + 1 – 3 = 0 DAM dealt
 

Attack: Raalup the Great One
5:3 = Success!
5 – 1 – 0 = 4 DAM
Raalup the Great One has died!
 

[Harry Baldman]

"I say, why don't we make this easier and surrender, Sir Hansen? It's looking like we're not walking away from this otherwise. It'd really simplify things, too. We could be done within five minutes if we did, no?"

Parry!

[Rolepgeek]

Goddamnit.

[Tavik Toth]

"Then what would be the fun in that? Even if I am to die I might as well die standing!"

Parry any soon to come attacks!

[Harry Baldman]

"Then what would be the fun in that? Even if I am to die I might as well die standing!"

"Well, I'm just saying that we don't seem to have weapons that can properly hurt this lot, and drinking's way better than fighting, anyway. So we can just streamline the process and all that."

[HmH]

Goddamnit.

Just as planned.

[Rolepgeek]

I blame you, Nerjin

You keep misinterpreting my actions. I didn't say "Fail horribly at trying to touch them", I said "KILL THEM ALL AHAHAHAHAHA"

[Nerjin]

Fail to Kill Alex Shater and die horribly

The quote would say other-wise.

[Rolepgeek]

Fail to Kill Alex Shater and die horribly

The quote would say other-wise.

Goddamn typos.

[mastahcheese]

Finish off Brewmaster!

[HmH]

I vaguely remember something about you saying that Ozarck shall not have 1HP this turn, since Axe's attack didn't actually hit him.