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You discover a young boy lost in the darker side of town. He's hungry and frightened, but also appears to be in possession of stolen property. What do you do?

Give the boy a hug and tell him everything will be OK
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Confiscate the property by force, and leave him there as punishment
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Pick the boy's pocket to take the stolen property for yourself, and leave the boy to his fate
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Lead the boy to safety, then turn him over to the authorities
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Voting closed: October 31, 2013, 11:14:32 pm


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Author Topic: Medieval Fodder: Symphony of Darkness [The Tyrants Overthrown!] [Game Over]  (Read 25254 times)

Nerjin

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Re: Medieval Fodder: Symphony of Darkness [Simple Medieval RTD] [3v3]
« Reply #376 on: December 20, 2013, 08:11:45 am »

Cromwell Jackson let out a furious roar as he charged his target. Brewmaster Yoohoo, distracted by several un-named mooks, seemed the perfect target and indeed he was for he remained unaware of Cromwell’s charge all the way up to the point that Cromwell tripped over the halberd left behind by Berry Smiles and went summersaulting past the brewmaster.

“Drunk on the battle-field? You’re my kind of man!” Yoohoo shouted as he killed the mooks harassing him. He briefly considered attacking Cromwell but saw a much more interesting, and handsome, target.

The Handsome Stranger was, handsomely and effectively, warding off the blows of both Axe and Raalup the Great one. Raising his shield, bearing his handsome likeness, he, handsomely, blocked the, much less handsome than him, axe of Axe.

“I will kill ugly man!”

“Truly your barbaric tastes cannot properly appreciate my dashing good looks.” The Handsome Stranger said in his soothing voice.

“Oh will you shut up!” Raalup shouted as he thrust his halberd forward lopping off a piece of the Handsome Stranger’s luxurious mane. That is it would have if the Handsome Stranger had not easily, not to mention handsomely, deflected the blow with his shield.

“You are no match for me I’m afraid. Once you had the opportunity, but now… I’m afraid not.”

“Maybe they aren’t, but I am!” Brewmaster Yoohoo shouted happily as he entered the fray himself. But even together none of them appeared able to defeat, or even touch, the Handsome Stranger.

“Who in town but was she, who is quite as beautiful as me.” The Handsome Stranger sung to himself.

It was then that Axe hatched a cunning, especially for himself, strategy “You are good looking.”

“I am.”

“You look better without shield blocking face.”

“I do.”

“Me see?”

“Of course, I always love to assist a fan.” Lowering his shield however was a nearly fatal, though none-the-less handsome, mistake as Axe swung his battle-axe at the Handsome Stranger’s head. Though the Handsome Stranger dodged just in time he almost wished he hadn’t.

“My hair!” He cried out as he looked at his beautiful mane that now littered the ground. Reaching up he felt what was left. “You… You cut my hair! The source of my beauty!”

“Will cut more than that!” Axe threatened as he approached the near-to-sobbing man.

“No! Don’t look at me! I’m… I’m…” The Handsome Stranger caught his reflection in Axe’s axe. He was… It was… “No… Impossible! I’m… Even more Handsome!” Feeling invigorated enough to barely jump out of Axe’s swing he was rewarded with a sickening thump.

“What?” The Handsome Stranger asked as he looked at his undead adversary.

Alex Shater stood over the, still yet again, body of Axe “And you smell awful too!” he shouted.

“No! What have you done!” The Handsome Stranger cried out “He was the perfect stylist! He somehow made me look even better!”

“He was trying to kill you!” Alex was rather annoyed at this man who, he had to admit, while handsome was rather grating.

“All beauty has its price!”

“And yours will be your life traitor!” Sir Hansen shouted as he finally entered the fray. Unluckily his entire time cowering behinds shields and parries left him ill-equipped to fight Alex Shater who deflected the blow. Though it nearly caused him to drop his weapon to do so due to the force of the attack. Alex had been battling for what felt like hours while Sir Hansen felt as fresh as The Handsome Stranger smelled.

The battle had entered its final stages. The nobles eagerly watched to see which army would prevail...
 


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« Last Edit: December 20, 2013, 08:13:44 am by Nerjin »
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Re: Medieval Fodder: Symphony of Darkness [Simple Medieval RTD] [A is losing!]
« Reply #377 on: December 20, 2013, 09:58:47 am »

Stab at the Handsome Stranger once more!
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Re: Medieval Fodder: Symphony of Darkness [Simple Medieval RTD] [A is losing!]
« Reply #378 on: December 20, 2013, 12:46:26 pm »

I see a +4 on two of my rolls against attackers, but not on the third. What happened to the +4 there?

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Re: Medieval Fodder: Symphony of Darkness [Simple Medieval RTD] [A is losing!]
« Reply #379 on: December 20, 2013, 12:53:02 pm »

Sorry, missed it. Lemme... Oh.... Oh damn it! Of course it was on the one that actually mattered... Consider the damage dealt to you moot. I'll fix that here in a moment although the flavor will stay the same.
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Re: Medieval Fodder: Symphony of Darkness [Simple Medieval RTD] [A is losing!]
« Reply #380 on: December 20, 2013, 12:54:13 pm »

I know some weapons ignore light armor, though ... club, I think.

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Re: Medieval Fodder: Symphony of Darkness [Simple Medieval RTD] [A is losing!]
« Reply #381 on: December 20, 2013, 12:59:59 pm »

THe Club ignores Light and Medium armor. BUT it doesn't ignore DEFENDs.
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Re: Medieval Fodder: Symphony of Darkness [Simple Medieval RTD] [A is losing!]
« Reply #382 on: December 20, 2013, 06:58:55 pm »

Get back up and clobber brewmaster, don't trip this time.
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Re: Medieval Fodder: Symphony of Darkness [Simple Medieval RTD] [A is losing!]
« Reply #383 on: December 20, 2013, 07:25:58 pm »

His looks are now axe-eptable. I can live with that.
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Re: Medieval Fodder: Symphony of Darkness [Simple Medieval RTD] [A is losing!]
« Reply #384 on: December 20, 2013, 08:17:11 pm »

His looks are now axe-eptable. I can live with that die happy.

I fixed that for you.
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Re: Medieval Fodder: Symphony of Darkness [Simple Medieval RTD] [A is losing!]
« Reply #385 on: December 21, 2013, 01:56:53 am »

His looks are now axe-eptable. I can live with that.
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Re: Medieval Fodder: Symphony of Darkness [Simple Medieval RTD] [A is losing!]
« Reply #386 on: December 21, 2013, 07:34:27 am »

Defend
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Re: Medieval Fodder: Symphony of Darkness [Simple Medieval RTD] [A is losing!]
« Reply #387 on: December 21, 2013, 08:24:44 pm »

Wait, if Alex was busy killing Axe, how come he had a +5 as if he was defending?
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Re: Medieval Fodder: Symphony of Darkness [Simple Medieval RTD] [A is losing!]
« Reply #388 on: December 22, 2013, 06:32:30 am »

Whoops... Sorry. My mistake. Doesn't change much though.
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Re: Medieval Fodder: Symphony of Darkness [Simple Medieval RTD] [A is losing!]
« Reply #389 on: December 23, 2013, 12:58:38 pm »

Waiting for:

Rolepgeek/Raalup the Great One
Ozarck/The Handsome Stranger
Urist McDwarf/Alex Shater
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