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[GreatWyrmGold]

Batlizard's life is a life of crime, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time smoothly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted criminal on the planet after accidentally incinerating the bedroom of the most beautiful, shiniest toaster he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything else but a box with wings painted on it.

Leon joined the Three Musketeers for some quick cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and slices up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

KEEP UNDOING MY MISTAKES

Seriously, watch the typos.

[Persus13]

Batlizard's life is a life of crime, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time smoothly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted criminal on the planet after accidentally incinerating the bedroom of the most beautiful, shiniest toaster he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually succesful because he refused to escape in anything else but a box with wings painted on it.

Leon joined the Three Musketeers for some quick massages, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and slices up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

[Scood]

Batlizard's life is a life of crime, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time smoothly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted criminal on the planet after accidentally incinerating the bedroom of the most beautiful, shiniest toaster he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything else but a box with wings painted on it.

Leon joined the Three Musketeers for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and slices up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

KEEP UNDOING MY MISTAKES

Seriously, watch the face!.

[Helgoland]

Batlizard's life is a life of crime, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time smoothly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted criminal on the planet after accidentally incinerating the bedroom of the most beautiful, shiniest toaster he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything else but a box with wings painted on it.

Leon joined the Three Musketeers for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and slices up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

KEEP UNDOING MY MISTAKES

Seriously, watch the farce!.

[GiglameshDespair]

Batlizard's life is a life of crime, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time smoothly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted criminal on the planet after accidentally incinerating the bedroom of the most beautiful, shiniest toaster he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything else but a box with wings painted on it.

Leon joined the Three Musketeers for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and slices up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

KEEP UNDOING MY MISTAKES

Seriously, masticate the farce!.

[Helgoland]

Batlizard's life is a life of crime, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time smoothly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted criminal on the planet after accidentally incinerating the bedroom of the most beautiful, shiniest toaster he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything else but a box with wings painted on it.

Leon joined the Three Musketeers for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and slices up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

KEEP UNDOING MY MISTAKES

Repeatedly masticate the farce!.

[Mesa]

Guys, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to bring all passengers in one piece, OK?
 

[Helgoland]

Guys, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to bring all passengers in no more than seven pieces, OK?
 

[Mesa]

Guys, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to bring all passengers in no more than seven pieces, OK?
 

Oh my God.
What kind of sick abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

[GiglameshDespair]

Guys, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to bring all passengers in no more than seven pieces, OK?
 

Oh my God.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

[Helgoland]

Guys, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to bring all passengers in no more than seven pieces, OK?
 

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Guys, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to bring all passengers in no more than seven pieces, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

[Persus13]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to bring all passengers in no more than seven pieces, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

[Helgoland]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven pieces, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

[Scood]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven pieces, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of crime, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time smoothly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted criminal on the planet after accidentally incinerating the bedroom of the most beautiful, shiniest toaster he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything else but a box with wings painted on it.

Leon joined the Three Musketeers for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and slices up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.