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[Harbingerjm]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to split all passengers in no more than [spoilers]seventy-million iterations, OK?


dear Satan,
What kind of fuzzy abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of beer could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his coup, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In Costa Rica, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his friends with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the gorilla back on page 2 so I put it back and grew the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot magma out your nose".


We seem to be running out of things to charge]. Perhaps adding another block of chaos to the bomb is out of order?

[ICBM pilot]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to split all atoms in no more than [spoilers]seventy-million iterations, OK?


dear Satan,
What kind of fuzzy abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of beer could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his coup, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In Costa Rica, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his friends with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the gorilla back on page 2 so I put it back and grew the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot magma out your nose".


We seem to be running out of things to charge]. Perhaps adding another block of chaos to the bomb is out of order?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to split all atoms in no more than [spoilers]seventy-million iterations, OK?


dear Satan,
What kind of fuzzy abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of beer could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his coup, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In Costa Rica, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his friends with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the gorilla back on page 2 so I put it back and grew the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot magma out your nose".


We seem to be running out of things to charge]. Perhaps adding another block of chaos to the bomb is not out of order?

[Whitefoxsniper]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to split all atoms in no more than [spoilers]seventy-million iterations, OK?


dear Satan,
What kind of fuzzy abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of beer could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his bathroom break, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In Costa Rica, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his friends with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the gorilla back on page 2 so I put it back and grew the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot magma out your nose".


We seem to be running out of things to charge]. Perhaps adding another block of chaos to the bomb is not out of order?

[kopout]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to split all atoms in no more than [spoilers]seventy-million iterations, you dig?


dear Satan,
What kind of fuzzy abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of beer could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his bathroom break, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In Costa Rica, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his friends with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the gorilla back on page 2 so I put it back and grew the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot magma out your nose".


We seem to be running out of things to charge]. Perhaps adding another block of chaos to the bomb is not out of order?

[Gentlefish]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to split all atoms in no more than [spoilers]seventy-million iterations, you dig?


dear Satan,
What kind of fuzzy abomination have I created? It's so redundant it's actually glorious.

kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of beer could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his bathroom break, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In Costa Rica, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his friends with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the gorilla back on page 2 so I put it back and grew the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot magma out your nose".


We seem to be running out of things to charge]. Perhaps adding another block of chaos to the bomb is not out of order?

[ICBM pilot]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to split all atoms in no more than [spoilers]seventy-million seconds, you dig?


dear Satan,
What kind of fuzzy abomination have I created? It's so redundant it's actually glorious.

kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of beer could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his bathroom break, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In Costa Rica, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his friends with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the gorilla back on page 2 so I put it back and grew the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot magma out your nose".


We seem to be running out of things to charge]. Perhaps adding another block of chaos to the bomb is not out of order?

for extra

[kopout]

Eldritch forum goers, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to split all atoms in no more than [spoilers]seventy-million seconds, you dig?


dear Satan,
What kind of fuzzy abomination have I created? It's so redundant it's actually glorious.

kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of beer could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his bathroom break, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In Costa Rica, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his friends with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the gorilla back on page 2 so I put it back and grew the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot magma out your nose".


We seem to be running out of things to charge]. Perhaps adding another block of chaos to the bomb is not out of order?

[Gentlefish]

Magical Girlforum goers, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to split all atoms in no more than [spoilers]seventy-million seconds, you dig?


dear Satan,
What kind of fuzzy abomination have I created? It's so redundant it's actually glorious.

kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of beer could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his bathroom break, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In Costa Rica, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his friends with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the gorilla back on page 2 so I put it back and grew the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot magma out your nose".


We seem to be running out of things to charge]. Perhaps adding another block of chaos to the bomb is not out of order?

[Scood]

Magical Girlforum goers, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to split all atoms in no more than

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

seventy-million seconds, you dig?


dear Satan,
What kind of fuzzy abomination have I created? It's so redundant it's actually glorious.

kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of beer could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his bathroom break, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In Costa Rica, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his friends with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the gorilla back on page 2 so I put it back and grew the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot magma out your nose".


We seem to be running out of things to charge

. Perhaps adding another block of chaos to the bomb is not out of order?

[Ozarck]

Magical Girl forum goers, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to split all atoms in no more than

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

seventy-million seconds, you dig?


dear Satan,
What kind of fuzzy abomination have I created? It's so redundant it's actually glorious.

kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of beer could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his bathroom break, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In Costa Rica, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his friends with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the gorilla back on page 2 so I put it back and grew the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot magma out your nose".


We seem to be running out of things to charge

. Perhaps adding another block of chaos to the bomb is not out of order?

[kopout]

Magical Girl forum goers, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to split all atoms in no more than seventy-million seconds, you dig?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

dear Satan,
What kind of fuzzy abomination have I created? It's so redundant it's actually glorious.

kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of beer could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his bathroom break, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged tapioca, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In Costa Rica, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his friends with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the gorilla back on page 2 so I put it back and grew the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot magma out your nose".


We seem to be running out of things to charge.

Perhaps adding another block of chaos to the bomb is not out of order?

[Ozarck]

Magical Girl forum goers, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to split all atoms in no more than seventy-million seconds, you dig?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

dear Satan,
What kind of fuzzy abomination have I created? It's so redundant it's actually glorious.

kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of beer could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his bathroom break, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged tapioca, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In Costa Rica, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his friends with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the gorilla back on page 2 so I put it back and grew the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot magma out your nose".


We seem to be running out of pants to charge.

Perhaps adding another block of chaos to the bomb is not out of order?
[/quote]

[Gentlefish]

Magical Girl forum goers, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to split all atoms in no more than seventy-million seconds, you dig?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

dear Satan,
What kind of fuzzy abomination have I created? It's so redundant it's actually glorious.

kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of beer could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his bathroom break, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged tapioca, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In Costa Rica, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his friends with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the gorilla back on page 2 so I put it back and grew the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot magma out your nose".


We seem to be running out of pants to soil.

Perhaps adding another block of chaos to the bomb is not out of order?

[/quote]

[Ddynamo]

dear Satan,
What kind of fuzzy abomination have I created? It's so redundant it's actually glorious.

kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of beer could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his bathroom break, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged tapioca, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In Gallifrey, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his friends with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the gorilla back on page 2 so I put it back and grew the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot magma out your nose".


We seem to be running out of pants to soil.