SUMMON PANZER DIVISION!
(1)YOU SUMMON A PANZER THAT'S BEEN DIVIDED. THE PIECES FALL ON YOU, KILLING YOU.
Aw yeah! Become Dragoon!
(4)YOU BECOME A DRAGOON. TOO BAD YOU DON'T HAVE A DRAGON.
Make all rolls in thread up to this point a five.
MEAHAHAHA!
Do I get a bonus if you miss my action? Repeat action in my last post.
(4)YEAH, NO. I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT. THAT WOULD BE A PAIN.
Cast Time Stop!
(1)YOU FREEZE YOURSELF IN TIME. OOPS. LOOKS LIKE YOU SHOULD'VE PAID MORE ATTENTION IN WIZARD SCHOOL.
Abosrb KJ and Remuthra to gain their powers.
(3)YOU BEGIN ABSORBING THEM.
Backtrack on the road.
(2)YOU TRIP OVER A ROCK AND FALL.
Cheese Zombies
(6)SUDDENLY, ALL THE TREES TURN INTO CHEESE ZOMBIES. YOU ARE NOW UNDER ATTACK BY CHEESE ZOMBIES. WHAT DO?
Be self that took souls from multiple timelines, stalk players from this timeline, waiting for them to die.
(1)YOU DECIDE TO WAIT FOR YOURSELF TO DIE. YOU GET BORED, AND SPEED THINGS UP BY KILLING YOURSELF.
SUMMON HOPPITY-HOP
(2)NO. STOP SUMMONING THINGS.
I don't want to kill the dragon...
Attempt to convince the dragon to join my party
(6)YOU CONVINCE THE DRAGON TO JOIN YOUR PARTY, DESPITE THERE NOT BEING A DRAGON AROUND. THIS IMPOSSIBILITY CAUSES A MASSIVE EXPLOSION, SENDING YOU ALL FLYING DOWN THE ROAD.
Be happy that this game is back on the rails.
Then de-rail the f*%& out of it.
(4)A TRAIN GOES FLYING OFF THE RAILS AND HITS A CHEESE ZOMBIE. THE CHEESE ZOMBIE'S PARENTS HOLD A FUNERAL. AS BYSTANDERS, YOU ARE INVITED.
[4]THE CHEESE ZOMBIES MOURN.
PARTY STATUS: ATTENDING ZOMBIE FUNERAL
NPCS: CHEESE ZOMBIES