Eat all the fruit. Use this to fuel gain of magic powers.
(5)YOU BECOME FRUIT GANDALF.
Summon more angels, build legion of angels and eat the mangoes.
(1)ANGEL LEGION ISN'T BUILT PROPERLY; SUFFERS STRUCTURAL FAILURE. ANGEL ROOF FALLS ON YOU. YOU DIE; MANGOES LAUGH.
Kill impersonator, enslave family.
(4)YOU KILL THE IMPERSONATOR, BUT IF YOU THINK I'VE BEEN KEEPING TRACK OF WHO'S WHO YOU'RE MISTAKEN.
I AM A WERETOMATO? I WILL USE WERECREATURE POWERS FOR GOOD.
(1)YOU GAIN A CURSE THAT FORCES YOU TO USE YOUR POWERS FOR EVIL.
ABSORB WERETOMATO, REMUTHRA AND WER6
(2)ABSORPTION FAILED.
.apply locust swarm to fruit.
(3)LOCUST SWARM ONLY SLIGHTLY DAMAGES MANGO ARMY.
FLOP AROUND USELESSLY BECAUSE THATS ALL BANANAS CAN DO.
FUCK.
(3)YOU MANAGE TO FLOP OUT OF THE WAY OF EVERYONE'S ATTACKS, CAUSING YOU TO NOT DIE.
EAT ALL THE BANANAS
(5)YOUR MOUTH TURNS INTO A VACUUM. ALL BANANAS ARE EATEN INSTANTLY.
Hehehe...tentacles wide, tentacles eat Darkpaladin, Paladin bad, paladin die!
(3)DARKPALADIN HAS ALREADY BEEN NOMMED. ALSO, YOU DIE, BECAUSE XANTALOS KILLED YOU.
Purify the banana with a base ball bat to the face.
(5)THE BANANA ASCENDS TO GODHOOD! ALSO, IRONTOMATO DIES FROM THE FORCE OF THE BLOW.
Shrug. Whatever, my kingdom is self automating; and is outside of time anyways, so it's not like I'd miss anything if I skipped out on ruling it for a week or month or a hundred years; Time only passes inside of time. And I'm immortal. So...
Consult with the souls of eaten bananas how to best stop BANANARMAGEDDON.
(1)AS IT TURNS OUT, BANANAS DON'T HAVE SOULS. ALSO, YOU'RE NOW IN BANANA TIME, WHICH IS EVEN HARDER TO GET OUT OF THAN OUTSIDE-TIME.
Create Anti-BANANARMAGEDDON device. Also create a copy of planet Earth.
(2)HAH, NO.
Destroy the world, restart the game
Assist this action
ASSIST
+1
FUCK ALL THE THINGS
(3+3)RESTART SUCCESSFUL. ACCIDENTALLY RESTARTS TO BEFORE DRAGON ENCOUNTER.
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YOU ON ROAD. YOU TRAVEL ON ROAD TO REACH TOWER AND KILL DRAGON. WHAT DO?