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Author Topic: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF MINECRAFT RTD  (Read 242010 times)

flabort

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Re: BANANA BANANA BANANA: BANANARMAGEDDON NEARLY OVER
« Reply #1260 on: March 12, 2014, 08:40:10 pm »

Make sure my kingdom of the dead is not part of that world.
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Re: BANANA BANANA BANANA: BANANARMAGEDDON NEARLY OVER
« Reply #1261 on: March 13, 2014, 10:16:43 pm »

salvage all things to do with cheating and ensure they are included in the new world.
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This is a masterwork ledger.  It contains 3719356 pages on the topic of the precise number and location of stones in Spindlybrooks.  In the text, the dwarves are hauling.
"And here is where we get the undead unicorns. Stop looking at me that way, you should have seen the zombie deer running around last week!"

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Re: BANANA BANANA BANANA: BANANARMAGEDDON NEARLY OVER
« Reply #1262 on: March 16, 2014, 01:38:02 pm »

Make all rolls in thread up to this point a five.

MEAHAHAHA!

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Re: BANANA BANANA BANANA: BANANARMAGEDDON NEARLY OVER
« Reply #1263 on: March 16, 2014, 03:43:50 pm »

Eat all the fruit. Use this to fuel gain of magic powers.
(5)YOU BECOME FRUIT GANDALF.

Summon more angels, build legion of angels and eat the mangoes.
(1)ANGEL LEGION ISN'T BUILT PROPERLY; SUFFERS STRUCTURAL FAILURE. ANGEL ROOF FALLS ON YOU. YOU DIE; MANGOES LAUGH.

Kill impersonator, enslave family.
(4)YOU KILL THE IMPERSONATOR, BUT IF YOU THINK I'VE BEEN KEEPING TRACK OF WHO'S WHO YOU'RE MISTAKEN.

I AM A WERETOMATO? I WILL USE WERECREATURE POWERS FOR GOOD.
(1)YOU GAIN A CURSE THAT FORCES YOU TO USE YOUR POWERS FOR EVIL.

ABSORB WERETOMATO, REMUTHRA AND WER6
(2)ABSORPTION FAILED.

.apply locust swarm to fruit.                                                                             
(3)LOCUST SWARM ONLY SLIGHTLY DAMAGES MANGO ARMY.

FLOP AROUND USELESSLY BECAUSE THATS ALL BANANAS CAN DO.

FUCK.

(3)YOU MANAGE TO FLOP OUT OF THE WAY OF EVERYONE'S ATTACKS, CAUSING YOU TO NOT DIE.

EAT ALL THE BANANAS
(5)YOUR MOUTH TURNS INTO A VACUUM. ALL BANANAS ARE EATEN INSTANTLY.

Hehehe...tentacles wide, tentacles eat  Darkpaladin, Paladin bad, paladin die!
(3)DARKPALADIN HAS ALREADY BEEN NOMMED. ALSO, YOU DIE, BECAUSE XANTALOS KILLED YOU.

Purify the banana with a base ball bat to the face.
(5)THE BANANA ASCENDS TO GODHOOD! ALSO, IRONTOMATO DIES FROM THE FORCE OF THE BLOW.

Shrug. Whatever, my kingdom is self automating; and is outside of time anyways, so it's not like I'd miss anything if I skipped out on ruling it for a week or month or a hundred years; Time only passes inside of time. And I'm immortal. So...
Consult with the souls of eaten bananas how to best stop BANANARMAGEDDON.
(1)AS IT TURNS OUT, BANANAS DON'T HAVE SOULS. ALSO, YOU'RE NOW IN BANANA TIME, WHICH IS EVEN HARDER TO GET OUT OF THAN OUTSIDE-TIME.

Create Anti-BANANARMAGEDDON device. Also create a copy of planet Earth.
(2)HAH, NO.

Destroy the world, restart the game
Assist this action
ASSIST
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FUCK ALL THE THINGS
(3+3)RESTART SUCCESSFUL. ACCIDENTALLY RESTARTS TO BEFORE DRAGON ENCOUNTER.

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YOU ON ROAD. YOU TRAVEL ON ROAD TO REACH TOWER AND KILL DRAGON. WHAT DO?
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF THE ROAD
« Reply #1264 on: March 16, 2014, 03:44:50 pm »

SUMMON PANZER DIVISION!
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF THE ROAD
« Reply #1265 on: March 16, 2014, 03:52:46 pm »

Aw yeah! Become Dragoon!
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF THE ROAD
« Reply #1266 on: March 16, 2014, 03:54:46 pm »

Make all rolls in thread up to this point a five.

MEAHAHAHA!
Do I get a bonus if you miss my action? Repeat action in my last post.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF THE ROAD
« Reply #1267 on: March 16, 2014, 03:55:51 pm »

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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF THE ROAD
« Reply #1269 on: March 16, 2014, 04:02:31 pm »

Aw yeah! Become Dragoon!

Dragoon=Soldier with a gun on a horse.

Dragon=Giant, Scaly, possibly flying, laser shooting and fire-breathing beast.

So, opps?
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF THE ROAD
« Reply #1270 on: March 16, 2014, 04:03:41 pm »

Aw yeah! Become Dragoon!

Dragoon=Soldier with a gun on a horse.

Dragon=Giant, Scaly, possibly flying, laser shooting and fire-breathing beast.

So, opps?
If I say I'm a god damn Dragoon I'm a fucking Dragoon.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF THE ROAD
« Reply #1271 on: March 16, 2014, 04:07:00 pm »

Abosrb KJ and Remuthra to gain their powers.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF THE ROAD
« Reply #1272 on: March 16, 2014, 04:08:03 pm »

Aw yeah! Become Dragoon!

Dragoon=Soldier with a gun on a horse.

Dragon=Giant, Scaly, possibly flying, laser shooting and fire-breathing beast.

So, opps?
If I say I'm a god damn Dragoon I'm a fucking Dragoon.
   As long as you aren't a friggin banana. I read through this thread, and if I see one more friggin banana I'm probably going to sick the radioactive laser snakes, mercenary monkeys, dragons and nukes on it.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF THE ROAD
« Reply #1273 on: March 16, 2014, 04:10:07 pm »

Aw yeah! Become Dragoon!

Dragoon=Soldier with a gun on a horse.
Not necessarily a gun, and not necessarily cavalry. Many Dragoons were actually mounted infantry, who used the horse for faster travel and dismounted to fight. In addition, dragoons were most often armed with a lance, though they tended to be very heavily armed in general.

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF THE ROAD
« Reply #1274 on: March 16, 2014, 04:11:26 pm »

Backtrack on the road.
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