That means I won!
Celebrate.
(5)YOU THROW PARTY. BEST PARTY EVER. GM BREAKS FOURTH WALL TO GO.
Keep surviving. Train to take down GM.
(3-1)NOWHERE TO TRAIN. STILL IN OCEAN.
>Beat death at chess. Become the master of life and death.
(2-1)DEATH WIN. DEATH KILL YOU.
Remove gm fixation on death. Go find that boss.
(1)YOU DIE.
"So anyway, I was trying to figure out why people are assuming that playing a minimalist RTD focused on derailing its own plot could be derailed by giving chaotic orders. I mean, it's a minimalist. Chaotic orders are kinda the plot of the story, the main thing it is about. giving strange, out of nowhere actions is perfectly on topic."
"but then I realized something, something that changed everything."
"Kittens are furry"
"you see, kittens have this very light fur that is just so soft to touch, that it practically compels people to pet them and love them. It's not some made up thiing, it's their real fur. seriously, come over here and pet this cute little thing."
Lenglon beckons to all of the other players with her left hand, holding a young kitten cradled in her right arm against her chest
"see what I mean? it's simply impossible to deny the power of this cute little kitty! the simple cuteness, this adoreable fur, it's a force truly beyond reckoning."
"And that, my friends, is why Kittens are better than crossbows, and none of you can argue against this fact, no matter how hard you try. for the mighty kitten shall always, ALWAYS triumph over that meager piece of shaped wood. and don't you dare try to stop me."
(2)KITTENSPAM INEFFECTIVE.
Shoot Lenglon to pulp with metal crossbow
(2)CROSSBOWSPAM INEFFECTIVE.
"So anyway, I was trying to figure out why people are assuming that playing a minimalist RTD focused on derailing its own plot could be derailed by giving chaotic orders. I mean, it's a minimalist. Chaotic orders are kinda the plot of the story, the main thing it is about. giving strange, out of nowhere actions is perfectly on topic."
"but then I realized something, something that changed everything."
"Kittens are furry"
"you see, kittens have this very light fur that is just so soft to touch, that it practically compels people to pet them and love them. It's not some made up thiing, it's their real fur. seriously, come over here and pet this cute little thing."
Lenglon beckons to all of the other players with her left hand, holding a young kitten cradled in her right arm against her chest
"see what I mean? it's simply impossible to deny the power of this cute little kitty! the simple cuteness, this adoreable fur, it's a force truly beyond reckoning."
"And that, my friends, is why Kittens are better than crossbows, and none of you can argue against this fact, no matter how hard you try. for the mighty kitten shall always, ALWAYS triumph over that meager piece of shaped wood. and don't you dare try to stop me."
Psychically slap lenglon in the face.
No repeating gags!
(1)SLAP HITS SELF. DECAPITATED.
Make it rain french fries on all the starving people, and kittens.
(6)FRENCH FRIES ARE HEAVY AND KILL PEOPLE. YOU GO TO JAIL.
Build dice railgun. Rerail RTD on dice railways shot from railgun.
(5)PLAYERS WARP TO TOWER. TOWER REASSEMBLED. DRAGON REVIVED.
"So anyway, I was trying to figure out why people are assuming that playing a minimalist RTD focused on derailing its own plot could be derailed by giving chaotic orders. I mean, it's a minimalist. Chaotic orders are kinda the plot of the story, the main thing it is about. giving strange, out of nowhere actions is perfectly on topic."
"but then I realized something, something that changed everything."
"Kittens are furry"
"you see, kittens have this very light fur that is just so soft to touch, that it practically compels people to pet them and love them. It's not some made up thiing, it's their real fur. seriously, come over here and pet this cute little thing."
Lenglon beckons to all of the other players with her left hand, holding a young kitten cradled in her right arm against her chest
"see what I mean? it's simply impossible to deny the power of this cute little kitty! the simple cuteness, this adoreable fur, it's a force truly beyond reckoning."
"And that, my friends, is why Kittens are better than crossbows, and none of you can argue against this fact, no matter how hard you try. for the mighty kitten shall always, ALWAYS triumph over that meager piece of shaped wood. and don't you dare try to stop me."
RETCON LENGLON'S EXISTENCE OUT OF THE THREAD FOR TRYING THIS IN ANOTHER RTD ALREADY (OR IN THIS ONE, I'M NOT KEEPING SCORE)
(2)RETCONSPAM INEFFECTIVE.
SHOOT KITTENS FROM CROSSBOWS!
(2)HORRIBLEPERSONSPAM INEFFECTIVE.
[3]DRAGON LIGHTLY SINGE PLAYERS WITH FIRE.
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