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Author Topic: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF MINECRAFT RTD  (Read 241866 times)

Elephant Parade

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: ACTUALLY AN RTD AGAIN
« Reply #660 on: December 04, 2013, 07:35:31 pm »

PURCHASE LIFE INSURANCE

YOU STAB YOURSELF WITH THE CONTRACT PEN AND DIE.

THROW INFALLIBLE YARF DICE AT GM.

(2)YOU MISS. AND DIE.

Roll to die, conspicuously failing to tell the GM whether a high roll or a low one would cause me to die.

(6)YOU DIE.

Bring back Rolls!

(5)YOU DO SO. LET'S SEE HOW LONG THEY LAST THIS TIME.

Dggeudyryegerheygrr

(4)I'M INTERPRETING YOUR WORDS AS TRYING TO CHOKE ON SOMETHING. YOU SUCCEED AND DIE.

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(6)YOU PRESS THAT PERIOD KEY WITH SO MUCH FORCE THAT YOUR COMPUTER EXPLODES AND YOU DIE.

Pray to the almighty cheese omelet!

(1)OMELET SMITES YOU. YOU DIE.
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Remuthra

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: ACTUALLY AN RTD AGAIN
« Reply #661 on: December 04, 2013, 07:37:03 pm »

Overthrow Oppressive GMocracy.

Lukeinator

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: ACTUALLY AN RTD AGAIN
« Reply #662 on: December 04, 2013, 08:01:10 pm »

Become god, smite cheese omlet
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HissinhWalnuts

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: ACTUALLY AN RTD AGAIN
« Reply #663 on: December 04, 2013, 08:03:31 pm »

Become bigger god, smite god of omelet gods!
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flabort

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: ACTUALLY AN RTD AGAIN
« Reply #664 on: December 04, 2013, 09:13:54 pm »

Survive.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: ACTUALLY AN RTD AGAIN
« Reply #665 on: December 04, 2013, 09:17:21 pm »

Overthrow Oppressive GMocracy.

(3)GM NOT PAY ATTENTION TO YOU.

Become god, smite cheese omlet

(3)BECOME GOD OF FRENCH FRIES. SMITE ONLY IRRITATES.

Become bigger god, smite god of omelet gods!

(6)YOU BECOME OMELET EMPEROR GOD. YOU USE ALL YOUR POWER ON SMITING OMELET GODS. YOU DIE.

Survive.

(4)YOU DON'T DIE.
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Remuthra

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: ACTUALLY AN RTD AGAIN
« Reply #666 on: December 04, 2013, 09:17:55 pm »

That means I won!

Celebrate.

flabort

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: ACTUALLY AN RTD AGAIN
« Reply #667 on: December 04, 2013, 09:37:46 pm »

Keep surviving. Train to take down GM.
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blademan9999

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: ACTUALLY AN RTD AGAIN
« Reply #668 on: December 04, 2013, 11:11:21 pm »

>Beat death at chess. Become the master of life and death.
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Dorsidwarf

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: ACTUALLY AN RTD AGAIN
« Reply #669 on: December 05, 2013, 03:32:53 am »

Remove gm fixation on death. Go find that boss.
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Lenglon

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Re: Kittens vs Crossbows, Round 1
« Reply #670 on: December 05, 2013, 03:37:31 am »

"So anyway, I was trying to figure out why people are assuming that playing a minimalist RTD focused on derailing its own plot could be derailed by giving chaotic orders. I mean, it's a minimalist. Chaotic orders are kinda the plot of the story, the main thing it is about. giving strange, out of nowhere actions is perfectly on topic."

"but then I realized something, something that changed everything."

"Kittens are furry"

"you see, kittens have this very light fur that is just so soft to touch, that it practically compels people to pet them and love them. It's not some made up thiing, it's their real fur. seriously, come over here and pet this cute little thing."

Lenglon beckons to all of the other players with her left hand, holding a young kitten cradled in her right arm against her chest

"see what I mean? it's simply impossible to deny the power of this cute little kitty! the simple cuteness, this adoreable fur, it's a force truly beyond reckoning."

"And that, my friends, is why Kittens are better than crossbows, and none of you can argue against this fact, no matter how hard you try. for the mighty kitten shall always, ALWAYS triumph over that meager piece of shaped wood. and don't you dare try to stop me."
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: ACTUALLY AN RTD AGAIN
« Reply #671 on: December 05, 2013, 03:41:08 am »

Shoot Lenglon to pulp with metal crossbow
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Remuthra

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Re: Kittens vs Crossbows, Round 1
« Reply #672 on: December 05, 2013, 06:49:03 am »

"So anyway, I was trying to figure out why people are assuming that playing a minimalist RTD focused on derailing its own plot could be derailed by giving chaotic orders. I mean, it's a minimalist. Chaotic orders are kinda the plot of the story, the main thing it is about. giving strange, out of nowhere actions is perfectly on topic."

"but then I realized something, something that changed everything."

"Kittens are furry"

"you see, kittens have this very light fur that is just so soft to touch, that it practically compels people to pet them and love them. It's not some made up thiing, it's their real fur. seriously, come over here and pet this cute little thing."

Lenglon beckons to all of the other players with her left hand, holding a young kitten cradled in her right arm against her chest

"see what I mean? it's simply impossible to deny the power of this cute little kitty! the simple cuteness, this adoreable fur, it's a force truly beyond reckoning."

"And that, my friends, is why Kittens are better than crossbows, and none of you can argue against this fact, no matter how hard you try. for the mighty kitten shall always, ALWAYS triumph over that meager piece of shaped wood. and don't you dare try to stop me."
Psychically slap lenglon in the face.

No repeating gags!

Lukeinator

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: ACTUALLY AN RTD AGAIN
« Reply #673 on: December 05, 2013, 07:03:28 am »

Make it rain french fries on all the starving people, and kittens.
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da_nang

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: ACTUALLY AN RTD AGAIN
« Reply #674 on: December 05, 2013, 09:53:10 am »

Build dice railgun. Rerail RTD on dice railways shot from railgun.
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