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[Elephant Parade]

PURCHASE LIFE INSURANCE

YOU STAB YOURSELF WITH THE CONTRACT PEN AND DIE.

THROW INFALLIBLE YARF DICE AT GM.

(2)YOU MISS. AND DIE.

Roll to die, conspicuously failing to tell the GM whether a high roll or a low one would cause me to die.

(6)YOU DIE.

Bring back Rolls!

(5)YOU DO SO. LET'S SEE HOW LONG THEY LAST THIS TIME.

Dggeudyryegerheygrr

(4)I'M INTERPRETING YOUR WORDS AS TRYING TO CHOKE ON SOMETHING. YOU SUCCEED AND DIE.

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(6)YOU PRESS THAT PERIOD KEY WITH SO MUCH FORCE THAT YOUR COMPUTER EXPLODES AND YOU DIE.

Pray to the almighty cheese omelet!

(1)OMELET SMITES YOU. YOU DIE.

[Remuthra]

Overthrow Oppressive GMocracy.

[Lukeinator]

Become god, smite cheese omlet

[HissinhWalnuts]

Become bigger god, smite god of omelet gods!

[flabort]

Survive.

[Elephant Parade]

Overthrow Oppressive GMocracy.

(3)GM NOT PAY ATTENTION TO YOU.

Become god, smite cheese omlet

(3)BECOME GOD OF FRENCH FRIES. SMITE ONLY IRRITATES.

Become bigger god, smite god of omelet gods!

(6)YOU BECOME OMELET EMPEROR GOD. YOU USE ALL YOUR POWER ON SMITING OMELET GODS. YOU DIE.

Survive.

(4)YOU DON'T DIE.

[Remuthra]

That means I won!

Celebrate.

[flabort]

Keep surviving. Train to take down GM.

[blademan9999]

>Beat death at chess. Become the master of life and death.

[Dorsidwarf]

Remove gm fixation on death. Go find that boss.

[Lenglon]

"So anyway, I was trying to figure out why people are assuming that playing a minimalist RTD focused on derailing its own plot could be derailed by giving chaotic orders. I mean, it's a minimalist. Chaotic orders are kinda the plot of the story, the main thing it is about. giving strange, out of nowhere actions is perfectly on topic."

"but then I realized something, something that changed everything."

"Kittens are furry"

"you see, kittens have this very light fur that is just so soft to touch, that it practically compels people to pet them and love them. It's not some made up thiing, it's their real fur. seriously, come over here and pet this cute little thing."

Lenglon beckons to all of the other players with her left hand, holding a young kitten cradled in her right arm against her chest

"see what I mean? it's simply impossible to deny the power of this cute little kitty! the simple cuteness, this adoreable fur, it's a force truly beyond reckoning."

"And that, my friends, is why Kittens are better than crossbows, and none of you can argue against this fact, no matter how hard you try. for the mighty kitten shall always, ALWAYS triumph over that meager piece of shaped wood. and don't you dare try to stop me."

[Xantalos]

Shoot Lenglon to pulp with metal crossbow

[Remuthra]

"So anyway, I was trying to figure out why people are assuming that playing a minimalist RTD focused on derailing its own plot could be derailed by giving chaotic orders. I mean, it's a minimalist. Chaotic orders are kinda the plot of the story, the main thing it is about. giving strange, out of nowhere actions is perfectly on topic."

"but then I realized something, something that changed everything."

"Kittens are furry"

"you see, kittens have this very light fur that is just so soft to touch, that it practically compels people to pet them and love them. It's not some made up thiing, it's their real fur. seriously, come over here and pet this cute little thing."

Lenglon beckons to all of the other players with her left hand, holding a young kitten cradled in her right arm against her chest

"see what I mean? it's simply impossible to deny the power of this cute little kitty! the simple cuteness, this adoreable fur, it's a force truly beyond reckoning."

"And that, my friends, is why Kittens are better than crossbows, and none of you can argue against this fact, no matter how hard you try. for the mighty kitten shall always, ALWAYS triumph over that meager piece of shaped wood. and don't you dare try to stop me."

Psychically slap lenglon in the face.

No repeating gags!

[Lukeinator]

Make it rain french fries on all the starving people, and kittens.

[da_nang]

Build dice railgun. Rerail RTD on dice railways shot from railgun.