Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

void

0 (0%)

(u cant vote bcuz 0 u dumdum)

0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 0

[wer6]

..Run BMF.

Shutdown
Pause.

Worst case secnario, I die, best cast, the reset is stopped

[Elephant Parade]

..Run BMF.

Shutdown
Pause.

Worst case secnario, I die, best cast, the reset is stopped

The reset already happened.

[wer6]

Can I  Change the RTD? if so

BURRRRRRRNN WOORLD BURRRN

If not ENTER

[Remuthra]

Found a civilization in my name.

We are finally free, my brethren, to live in harmony, without fear of crazy players and the chaotic results of their actions.

[Elephant Parade]

"So anyway, I was trying to figure out why people are assuming that playing a minimalist RTD focused on derailing its own plot could be derailed by giving chaotic orders. I mean, it's a minimalist. Chaotic orders are kinda the plot of the story, the main thing it is about. giving strange, out of nowhere actions is perfectly on topic."

"but then I realized something, something that changed everything."

"Kittens are furry"

"you see, kittens have this very light fur that is just so soft to touch, that it practically compels people to pet them and love them. It's not some made up thiing, it's their real fur. seriously, come over here and pet this cute little thing."

Lenglon beckons to all of the other players with her left hand, holding a young kitten cradled in her right arm against her chest

"see what I mean? it's simply impossible to deny the power of this cute little kitty! the simple cuteness, this adoreable fur, it's a force truly beyond reckoning."

"And that, my friends, is why Kittens are better than crossbows, and none of you can argue against this fact, no matter how hard you try. for the mighty kitten shall always, ALWAYS triumph over that meager piece of shaped wood. and don't you dare try to stop me."

(1)All attempts to use kittens as weaponry now suffer a -1.

CREATE KITTEN OUT OF WOOD AND BASH LENGLON OVER THE HEAD WITH IT

(4-1)You inflict little damage, as kittens make poor weapons.

Kill the dragon Matrix-style.

Aka with lots of guns and while wearing leather and sunglasses in slow-motion.

(4)The dragon is severely wounded by your fancy shooting!

Can I  Change the RTD? if so

BURRRRRRRNN WOORLD BURRRN

If not ENTER

(1)You accidentally burn the world outside the RTD AND NOW I'M ON FIRE GOOD JOB. You burn to death.

Found a civilization in my name.

We are finally free, my brethren, to live in harmony, without fear of crazy players and the chaotic results of their actions.

(4)The Remurthians are created; they are a race of people who wear hats and can utilize time powers.

DRAGON TURN

(6)The dragon attempts to fly away, but flaps its wings so hard it creates a hurricane.

[Remuthra]

Does that mean you're dead again?

[wer6]

Respawn as GM. Cause Bad spelling Errors.

[Elephant Parade]

Does that mean you're dead again?

Dying.

[Xantalos]

Summon Gatling crossbows and kill everything with them

[Lenglon]

Roll a 1

[Remuthra]

Roll a 1

Someone already did that joke.

[Lenglon]

Roll a 1

Someone already did that joke.

Yes and no, It's not as simple as it looks.

[Tavik Toth]

Drop asteroid on tower.

[HissinhWalnuts]

Be different game type and stumble into thread.

[Elephant Parade]

Respawn as GM. Cause Bad spelling Errors.

(BOLD YOUR ACTIONS!)

(5-1-1)This action result has a typo

Summon Gatling crossbows and kill everything with them

(5)You murderize the weakened dragon, as well as all the other players except Remurtha and wer6.

Roll a 1

(6)You use your ghost powers to place a voodoo curse on yourself. You will get only 1s for the next three turns.

Drop asteroid on tower.

(2)You're a bit too dead to do that.

Be different game type and stumble into thread.

(1)You literally stumble from another, similar RTD into this one. You are shot by Xantalos.

DRAGON TURN
(6)The dragon tries to set Xantalos on fire as it dies, but Xantalos' crossbows absorb the fire and become fire crossbows.