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Author Topic: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF MINECRAFT RTD  (Read 241892 times)

Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Derail: 2 TURNS UNTIL RESET
« Reply #405 on: November 10, 2013, 02:00:40 pm »

Hide in a box.

LordSlowpoke

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Re: Roll to Derail: 2 TURNS UNTIL RESET
« Reply #406 on: November 10, 2013, 02:01:28 pm »

Hide in a box.

HIDE FOX IN REMUTHRA'S BOX
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Re: Roll to Derail: 2 TURNS UNTIL RESET
« Reply #407 on: November 10, 2013, 02:04:13 pm »

LAUGH AS I WILL NOT BE RESETTED!~ LOOK AROUND!
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Re: Roll to Derail: 2 TURNS UNTIL RESET
« Reply #408 on: November 10, 2013, 02:25:19 pm »

Prepare for upcoming reset
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Re: Roll to Derail: 1 TURN UNTIL RESET. Also, the dice are moody today.
« Reply #409 on: November 10, 2013, 02:39:27 pm »

Hide in a box.

(1)You try to hide in a box, but you accidentally knock it into a lava-filled ravine.

Hide in a box.

HIDE FOX IN REMUTHRA'S BOX

(1)You jump into the ravine and place a fox in the box as it melts. You die.

LAUGH AS I WILL NOT BE RESETTED!~ LOOK AROUND!

(6)You won't be reset, but you've been separated from the world and will have severe difficulty returning.

Prepare for upcoming reset

(6)You stockpile a massive collection of supplies. Wait. That won't be very useful, will it?

===NPC TURNS===
(6)The snakes create a magnetic storm! The world is thrown into chaos!
(6)The dragon tries to wipe out the snakes with a laser beam, but accidentally blows up a continent instead.

Interesting rolls this turn.
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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Derail: 1 TURN UNTIL RESET. Also, the dice are moody today.
« Reply #410 on: November 10, 2013, 02:41:21 pm »

Logically assume that since I'm in the future, the time I'm in now is chronologically after the reset,

Lenglon

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Re: Roll to Derail: 1 TURN UNTIL RESET. Also, the dice are moody today.
« Reply #411 on: November 10, 2013, 02:43:17 pm »

start a game of basketball with a ball of plasma, call it plasmaball, use magnet-snakes as gloves for all players of the sport, spectators are to be left unprotected.

COME ON AND SLAM
Plasmaball my way to victory!
Plasmaball vs the reset for the fate of the world
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: Roll to Derail: 1 TURN UNTIL RESET. Also, the dice are moody today.
« Reply #412 on: November 10, 2013, 02:52:41 pm »

start a game of basketball with a ball of plasma, call it plasmaball, use magnet-snakes as gloves for all players of the sport, spectators are to be left unprotected.

COME ON AND SLAM
Plasmaball my way to victory!
Plasmaball vs the reset for the fate of the world

ENGAGE IN LAST HURRAH RESET FUSIONSLAM WITH PLASMABALL
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Derail: 1 TURN UNTIL RESET. Also, the dice are moody today.
« Reply #413 on: November 10, 2013, 03:13:42 pm »

Logically assume that since I'm in the future, the time I'm in now is chronologically after the reset,
and you forgot to finish your post?
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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Derail: 1 TURN UNTIL RESET. Also, the dice are moody today.
« Reply #414 on: November 10, 2013, 03:15:37 pm »

Logically assume that since I'm in the future, the time I'm in now is chronologically after the reset,
and you forgot to finish your post?
No, and I wasn't really paying attention to my typing :P,

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Re: Roll to Derail: 1 TURN UNTIL RESET. Also, the dice are moody today.
« Reply #415 on: November 10, 2013, 04:03:02 pm »

Write a better file that automatically stops resets and shutdowns.
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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #416 on: November 10, 2013, 04:15:37 pm »

Logically assume that since I'm in the future, the time I'm in now is chronologically after the reset,

(5)The reset will not affect you, as you entered a separate timeline from the main one when you traveled into the future.

start a game of basketball with a ball of plasma, call it plasmaball, use magnet-snakes as gloves for all players of the sport, spectators are to be left unprotected.

COME ON AND SLAM
Plasmaball my way to victory!
Plasmaball vs the reset for the fate of the world

(3)The game ends in a tie. The reset is delayed one turn.

start a game of basketball with a ball of plasma, call it plasmaball, use magnet-snakes as gloves for all players of the sport, spectators are to be left unprotected.

COME ON AND SLAM
Plasmaball my way to victory!
Plasmaball vs the reset for the fate of the world

ENGAGE IN LAST HURRAH RESET FUSIONSLAM WITH PLASMABALL

(1)Your playing is so poor that the reset decides to just reset now to end it.

***UNIVERSE RESETTING***

You are at the top of a tall tower. You have spent a long time traveling towards this tower in order to kill the dragon. What do you do?

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Write a better file that automatically stops resets and shutdowns.

Too late, though I rolled anyway and you got a 1.
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Lenglon

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Re: Kittens vs Crossbows, Round 1
« Reply #417 on: November 10, 2013, 04:18:08 pm »

"So anyway, I was trying to figure out why people are assuming that playing a minimalist RTD focused on derailing its own plot could be derailed by giving chaotic orders. I mean, it's a minimalist. Chaotic orders are kinda the plot of the story, the main thing it is about. giving strange, out of nowhere actions is perfectly on topic."

"but then I realized something, something that changed everything."

"Kittens are furry"

"you see, kittens have this very light fur that is just so soft to touch, that it practically compels people to pet them and love them. It's not some made up thiing, it's their real fur. seriously, come over here and pet this cute little thing."

Lenglon beckons to all of the other players with her left hand, holding a young kitten cradled in her right arm against her chest

"see what I mean? it's simply impossible to deny the power of this cute little kitty! the simple cuteness, this adoreable fur, it's a force truly beyond reckoning."

"And that, my friends, is why Kittens are better than crossbows, and none of you can argue against this fact, no matter how hard you try. for the mighty kitten shall always, ALWAYS triumph over that meager piece of shaped wood. and don't you dare try to stop me."
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

LordSlowpoke

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #418 on: November 10, 2013, 04:19:45 pm »

CREATE KITTEN OUT OF WOOD AND BASH LENGLON OVER THE HEAD WITH IT
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Persus13

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #419 on: November 10, 2013, 04:33:31 pm »

Kill the dragon Matrix-style.

Aka with lots of guns and while wearing leather and sunglasses in slow-motion.
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