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Author Topic: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF MINECRAFT RTD  (Read 239006 times)

Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Derail: Being on fire sucks.
« Reply #435 on: November 10, 2013, 06:53:45 pm »

Where're my NPC actions?

Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Derail: Being on fire sucks.
« Reply #436 on: November 10, 2013, 06:54:57 pm »

Where're my NPC actions?

(6)Your NPCs try to repair a damaged timeline, but instead are spliced into the timeline which has been reset, along with you.
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Lenglon

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Re: Roll to Derail: Posting From Beyond The Grave
« Reply #437 on: November 10, 2013, 07:00:17 pm »

Ingredients:
1 (one) GWG
4 (four) tablespoons of salt

step 1) Secure the GWG.
step 2) Apply salt liberally to open bloody wounds on the GWG's wrists and ankles.
step 3) Stir vigorously


"Let me know when you think I'm getting creative GWG. I've got plenty of these saved up just for yooouuuuu."
Seeing as GWG hasn't yet aquired the aforementioned wounds in this timeline(thread), provide them to him first, free of charge! after all, what else are knives for?
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

Persus13

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Re: Roll to Derail: Being on fire sucks.
« Reply #438 on: November 10, 2013, 07:37:26 pm »

Continue Matrix-style slo-mo killing of dragon.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Derail: Being on fire sucks.
« Reply #439 on: November 10, 2013, 07:39:06 pm »

Continue Matrix-style slo-mo killing of dragon.
The dead dragon?
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Tavik Toth

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Re: Roll to Derail: Being on fire sucks.
« Reply #440 on: November 10, 2013, 08:07:44 pm »

Respawn then drop hundreds of asteroids on tower and planet.
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Xantalos

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Re: Roll to Derail: Being on fire sucks.
« Reply #441 on: November 10, 2013, 08:21:59 pm »

CROSSBOW EVERYTHING
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Quote from: BFEL
XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
Quote from: Toaster
((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

HissinhWalnuts

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Re: Roll to Derail: Being on fire sucks.
« Reply #442 on: November 10, 2013, 08:27:06 pm »

HEAL ALL MY BODYPARTS!
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Persus13

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Re: Roll to Derail: Being on fire sucks.
« Reply #443 on: November 10, 2013, 08:30:20 pm »

Continue Matrix-style slo-mo killing of dragon everyone.
The dead dragon?
Fixed
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wer6

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Re: Roll to Derail: Being on fire sucks.
« Reply #444 on: November 10, 2013, 09:09:49 pm »

Respawn as BOOMBER OF DOOOOOOOMM and then bomb the EVERYTHING
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blademan9999

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Re: Roll to Derail: Being on fire sucks.
« Reply #445 on: November 10, 2013, 09:31:59 pm »

>Sell cookies to everyone. BECOME THE COOKIE LORD
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There is a massive magma snake moving in down stairs as well as a flood and a tunnel to hell also downstairs and you are worried about me putting my feet on the furniture.
GWG you are meant to be the sane one.
Just because the apocalypse is happening downstairs is no reason to abandon manners young wizard.

Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Derail: Being on fire sucks.
« Reply #446 on: November 10, 2013, 09:42:43 pm »

Ingredients:
1 (one) GWG
4 (four) tablespoons of salt

step 1) Secure the GWG.
step 2) Apply salt liberally to open bloody wounds on the GWG's wrists and ankles.
step 3) Stir vigorously


"Let me know when you think I'm getting creative GWG. I've got plenty of these saved up just for yooouuuuu."
Seeing as GWG hasn't yet aquired the aforementioned wounds in this timeline(thread), provide them to him first, free of charge! after all, what else are knives for?

(2)You fail to inflict the wounds.

Respawn then drop hundreds of asteroids on tower and planet.

(4)The tower's integrity is severely damaged!

CROSSBOW EVERYTHING

(5)A massive blaze of bolts kills everything except you (and Remurtha's civilization, which isn't on the tower), and sets the tower on fire.

HEAL ALL MY BODYPARTS!

(4)You return to life! Good thing your action was after Xantalos' murdering spree.

Continue Matrix-style slo-mo killing of dragon everyone.
The dead dragon?
Fixed

(3)Kinda difficult to do that, what with you being dead and all.

Respawn as BOOMBER OF DOOOOOOOMM and then bomb the EVERYTHING

(2)You respawn as a passenger plane, which lacks bombs.

>Sell cookies to everyone. BECOME THE COOKIE LORD

(5)You return to life and begin selling people cookies! Soon, you are the king of cookies, with a vast fortune!

DRAGON TURN
(5)The dragon's ghost floats away, but not before setting Xantalos on fire using ghostly fire breath.
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wer6

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Re: Roll to Derail: Being on fire sucks.
« Reply #447 on: November 10, 2013, 09:46:59 pm »

Crash into the tower.
After filling up with hundreds of civilians.


yep. Afterwords respawn as the same bomber.
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Persus13

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Re: Roll to Derail: Being on fire sucks.
« Reply #448 on: November 10, 2013, 10:05:29 pm »

Respawn. Go back in time to the first turn of the RTD.
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blademan9999

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Re: Roll to Derail: Being on fire sucks.
« Reply #449 on: November 10, 2013, 10:57:10 pm »

>expand my cookie empire, sell cookies to aliens.
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There is a massive magma snake moving in down stairs as well as a flood and a tunnel to hell also downstairs and you are worried about me putting my feet on the furniture.
GWG you are meant to be the sane one.
Just because the apocalypse is happening downstairs is no reason to abandon manners young wizard.
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