Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

void

0 (0%)

(u cant vote bcuz 0 u dumdum)

0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 0

[Remuthra]

Hide in a box.

[LordSlowpoke]

Hide in a box.

HIDE FOX IN REMUTHRA'S BOX

[wer6]

LAUGH AS I WILL NOT BE RESETTED!~ LOOK AROUND!

[Persus13]

Prepare for upcoming reset

[Elephant Parade]

Hide in a box.

(1)You try to hide in a box, but you accidentally knock it into a lava-filled ravine.

Hide in a box.

HIDE FOX IN REMUTHRA'S BOX

(1)You jump into the ravine and place a fox in the box as it melts. You die.

LAUGH AS I WILL NOT BE RESETTED!~ LOOK AROUND!

(6)You won't be reset, but you've been separated from the world and will have severe difficulty returning.

Prepare for upcoming reset

(6)You stockpile a massive collection of supplies. Wait. That won't be very useful, will it?

===NPC TURNS===
(6)The snakes create a magnetic storm! The world is thrown into chaos!
(6)The dragon tries to wipe out the snakes with a laser beam, but accidentally blows up a continent instead.

Interesting rolls this turn.

[Remuthra]

Logically assume that since I'm in the future, the time I'm in now is chronologically after the reset,

[Lenglon]

start a game of basketball with a ball of plasma, call it plasmaball, use magnet-snakes as gloves for all players of the sport, spectators are to be left unprotected.

COME ON AND SLAM

Plasmaball my way to victory!

Plasmaball vs the reset for the fate of the world

[LordSlowpoke]

start a game of basketball with a ball of plasma, call it plasmaball, use magnet-snakes as gloves for all players of the sport, spectators are to be left unprotected.

COME ON AND SLAM

Plasmaball my way to victory!

Plasmaball vs the reset for the fate of the world

ENGAGE IN LAST HURRAH RESET FUSIONSLAM WITH PLASMABALL

[Elephant Parade]

Logically assume that since I'm in the future, the time I'm in now is chronologically after the reset,

and you forgot to finish your post?

[Remuthra]

Logically assume that since I'm in the future, the time I'm in now is chronologically after the reset,

and you forgot to finish your post?

No, and I wasn't really paying attention to my typing ,

[flabort]

Write a better file that automatically stops resets and shutdowns.

[Elephant Parade]

Logically assume that since I'm in the future, the time I'm in now is chronologically after the reset,

(5)The reset will not affect you, as you entered a separate timeline from the main one when you traveled into the future.

start a game of basketball with a ball of plasma, call it plasmaball, use magnet-snakes as gloves for all players of the sport, spectators are to be left unprotected.

COME ON AND SLAM

Plasmaball my way to victory!

Plasmaball vs the reset for the fate of the world

(3)The game ends in a tie. The reset is delayed one turn.

start a game of basketball with a ball of plasma, call it plasmaball, use magnet-snakes as gloves for all players of the sport, spectators are to be left unprotected.

COME ON AND SLAM

Plasmaball my way to victory!

Plasmaball vs the reset for the fate of the world

ENGAGE IN LAST HURRAH RESET FUSIONSLAM WITH PLASMABALL

(1)Your playing is so poor that the reset decides to just reset now to end it.

***UNIVERSE RESETTING***

You are at the top of a tall tower. You have spent a long time traveling towards this tower in order to kill the dragon. What do you do?

========================================================================================================

Write a better file that automatically stops resets and shutdowns.

Too late, though I rolled anyway and you got a 1.

[Lenglon]

"So anyway, I was trying to figure out why people are assuming that playing a minimalist RTD focused on derailing its own plot could be derailed by giving chaotic orders. I mean, it's a minimalist. Chaotic orders are kinda the plot of the story, the main thing it is about. giving strange, out of nowhere actions is perfectly on topic."

"but then I realized something, something that changed everything."

"Kittens are furry"

"you see, kittens have this very light fur that is just so soft to touch, that it practically compels people to pet them and love them. It's not some made up thiing, it's their real fur. seriously, come over here and pet this cute little thing."

Lenglon beckons to all of the other players with her left hand, holding a young kitten cradled in her right arm against her chest

"see what I mean? it's simply impossible to deny the power of this cute little kitty! the simple cuteness, this adoreable fur, it's a force truly beyond reckoning."

"And that, my friends, is why Kittens are better than crossbows, and none of you can argue against this fact, no matter how hard you try. for the mighty kitten shall always, ALWAYS triumph over that meager piece of shaped wood. and don't you dare try to stop me."

[LordSlowpoke]

CREATE KITTEN OUT OF WOOD AND BASH LENGLON OVER THE HEAD WITH IT

[Persus13]

Kill the dragon Matrix-style.

Aka with lots of guns and while wearing leather and sunglasses in slow-motion.