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[Nirur Torir]

((Oops.))

Look for a scyther off from the main group and bash it with my rifle to establish dominance.

[mastahcheese]

Pick us a bolter rifle and shoot some fools!

[Greenstarfanatic]

"....The what?"

[poketwo]

((space wolves dont tele, they come in on drop pods))

CHARGE THE ORKS

(roll 5vs4)
the charge is very epic and gives a few casualties to the orks but their is still some left.

((Oops.))

Look for a scyther off from the main group and bash it with my rifle to establish dominance.

roll 4
you do but it is only with that scyther, not the other ones.

Pick us a bolter rifle and shoot some fools!

Roll 3
you find it hard to try to control the rifle but it was not designed for living raptor hands.
space marines: charge!!!!!!
you guys insta kill the orks, but then you people wonder where is all the emperor worshiping???

[Nirur Torir]

Bake cookies over a campfire. Offer them to everybody.

[Greenstarfanatic]

CLEAR THROAT.

*AHEM*

"The what?

[poketwo]

CLEAR THROAT.

*AHEM*

"The what?

you then realize that you are in another dimension and need to get back to the one you were previously because this place is very weird somehow.

[wolfchild]

Crush them, sing viking songs

[GreatWyrmGold]

Use a Pokeball and capture a Scyther!

[Greenstarfanatic]

NO, I like it here. Go chat up the God Of Luck. However many there may be.

[mastahcheese]

Shoot fools!

[poketwo]

Bake cookies over a campfire. Offer them to everybody.

roll 6
they are overcooked, no one likes or dislikes them.

Crush them, sing viking songs

roll 1
you trip into lava and die, respawn???

Use a Pokeball and capture a Scyther!

roll 2
you don't have any pokeballs, maybe go buy some???

NO, I like it here. Go chat up the God Of Luck. However many there may be.

roll 5
you find the god of luck and he blesses you with the power to always roll five because he likes you very much!!!

Shoot fools!

roll 4
you kill some spess mariens but you are chased away by their viking prowers.
space wolves: "let us call our battle brothers to help us with this endless menace!!!"
roll 6
you get the ultramarines!!!! but then you guys remember how useless they are.

Scyther!!!!!!
roll 1
most of the attack force is squashed by the ultra marines's drop pods. everyone is confused that the ultramarines actually did something useful and productive.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Get a large quantity of Pokeballs.

Capture a Scyther. And an Untramarine, while they're here. And a Drop-Pod. Gotta catch 'em all, even the non-Pokemon!

[wolfchild]

Respawn, OPen fire indiscriminately with a Flamethrower

[Nirur Torir]

NOOOOOO!

Take my scyther and enroll in a rapid-advancement cooking course.