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Author Topic: Roll to dodge SCYTHER  (Read 8829 times)

poketwo

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Re: Roll to dodge SCYTHER
« Reply #45 on: August 29, 2013, 07:39:12 pm »

Rage mode activate!

Ninja flip kick at GWG, steal his scythers.
roll 6
it is so awesome that after you preform it and kill him you are to tried to move.

Together, my scyther and I will make everyone getting along by making the best stew they have ever had.
roll 3
the soup is mediocre, what did you expect, you are a decent cook with a moderately good assistant. You don't a fell mood right now.
Upgrade to an Immolater tank, BURN EVERYTHING
roll 4
you do even thought the battle sisters are not space marines and also HATE heretics.
roll 4
"a large amount of the surrounding area has been burnt down by pyromaniac with advanced technology, more at eleven."
Shoot everybody, including allies!
roll 3
your gun jammed when you epicly reloaded because of the shoving of the ammo into thy WEPON.
Travel great distances, training them as I go. Go on to face the Elite 4.
you travel a huge distance training yourself and your scythers as the most powerful things on the planet. you crush the elite 4, and become grand master champion, putting you in control of the known world.

all of you notice that the moon has shrunken a lot. and that a giant harpoon had slammed into it.
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Greenstarfanatic

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Re: Roll to dodge SCYTHER
« Reply #46 on: August 29, 2013, 08:24:55 pm »

Take my private Space Shuttle that I totally have, being the GRAND MASTER CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, to the MOOOOOOOOOON.
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Coolrune206

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Re: Roll to dodge SCYTHER
« Reply #47 on: August 29, 2013, 08:35:31 pm »

Well, since I'm obviously a ninja...
Run over to Green and ninjas kick his face off. League Champion!.
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"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

mastahcheese

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Re: Roll to dodge SCYTHER
« Reply #48 on: August 29, 2013, 09:03:49 pm »

Fix it
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: Roll to dodge SCYTHER
« Reply #49 on: August 29, 2013, 09:36:12 pm »

MORE FIRE
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Roll to dodge SCYTHER
« Reply #50 on: August 29, 2013, 10:02:42 pm »

Wake up! This is a Pokemon game, we only get knocked out!

Challenge Coolrune to a Pokemon battle!
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Coolrune206

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Re: Roll to dodge SCYTHER
« Reply #51 on: August 30, 2013, 09:06:34 am »

But I don't HAVE pokemon... I'll use FOOT-e-mon!
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Nirur Torir

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Re: Roll to dodge SCYTHER
« Reply #52 on: August 30, 2013, 02:15:33 pm »

Cook Bacon of Peace as though my life depends on it.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Roll to dodge SCYTHER
« Reply #53 on: August 30, 2013, 02:19:10 pm »

But I don't HAVE pokemon... I'll use FOOT-e-mon!
Use your starter!
...You don't have a Starter? Where are you from?
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Coolrune206

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Re: Roll to dodge SCYTHER
« Reply #54 on: August 30, 2013, 02:25:48 pm »

Wake up! This is a Pokemon game, we only get knocked out!

Challenge Coolrune to a Pokemon battle!

No... We're doing Nuzlocke...
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poketwo

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Re: Roll to dodge SCYTHER
« Reply #55 on: August 30, 2013, 02:54:36 pm »

Take my private Space Shuttle that I totally have, being the GRAND MASTER CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, to the MOOOOOOOOOON.

Well, since I'm obviously a ninja...
Run over to Green and ninjas kick his face off. League Champion!.
roll 5v6
coolrune knocks out green, but who can pilot the space shuttle???
 
Fix it
roll 3
you somewhat unjam it but its still jamed.
MORE FIRE
roll 4
"the infernoer has caused massive damage to the environment in this region. many pokemon are hurt by the terrorist, including fire types in her/his quest to spread fire, some people want to see the world burn, others literally."
 
Wake up! This is a Pokemon game, we only get knocked out!

Challenge Coolrune to a Pokemon battle!
you respwan and realize that applies to only pokemon and pokemon can die as well as you, also coolrune is in the atmosphere in a crashing  shuttle and you are too sane to go there.
Cook Bacon of Peace as though my life depends on it.
roll 1, reroll 5
you make the best bacon ever!!!!!! millions are campaigning to preserve it until someone comes up with a duplication ray.
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poketwo

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Re: Roll to dodge SCYTHER
« Reply #56 on: August 30, 2013, 02:56:34 pm »

also, notice stuff about the moon that relates to a certain game??? also any thoughts on how to improve this game???
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Roll to dodge SCYTHER
« Reply #57 on: August 30, 2013, 03:01:49 pm »

Go to my corpse and retrieve my Pokemon.

...

Go locate a gym. Catch any Pokemon found en route.
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Coolrune206

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Re: Roll to dodge SCYTHER
« Reply #58 on: August 30, 2013, 03:02:38 pm »

Oooooh! I just finished studying rocket science (Kerbalnaut version)! Wait until the apoagee of the crash, then thrust to max, then flip off the world, land upright, and walk out as the champion.
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Nirur Torir

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Re: Roll to dodge SCYTHER
« Reply #59 on: August 30, 2013, 03:20:16 pm »

Try to catch an Alakazam with my scyther.

Get IQ of 5000 on my side > Get duplication ray > World Domination through bacon. My strategies are peerless.
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