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[scapheap]

Leave shop, fine alley. If alley doesn't cause an event, cast Render Cabbage Undetectable and toss it out of the alley and see if anyone notices it.

Spoiler: clair malk (click to show/hide)

body:0
finesse:1
mind:3
affinity:2

Spells:
1. Teleport Vase
2. Render Cabbage Undetectable

[Harry Baldman]

I'll remove Rain of Sweaty Ducks and Bless Unicycle.

You can't remove Bless Unicycle because it's your latest spell. Gotta keep that one, sorry.

[Gamerlord]

Fuck. Animate Cookies then.

[Harry Baldman]

Fuck. Animate Cookies then.

Update the sheet in your post, then. I'd rather not get confused when I come back to check it.

[Cheesecake]

"Haha finally!"

CAST HAPPY TUBERCULOSIS!

"It takes a while though. In the meantime do you know where the Finger is?"

Get the finger!

[lawastooshort]

I'll remove Rain of Sweaty Ducks

That's pretty much an alpha-power-level spell, dude. An unforgettable way of demonstrating your awesome power, if you're outside. Think carefully.

[Harry Baldman]

"Bam. Yeah, man. Those are literally potatoes," Halesey explains to Jesus. He seems quite taken aback by this. Giving the man time, Halesey turns to Larry.

"What happened last time the power of potatoes touched the power of potatoes, dude? I think that memory might be left in the part of my brain I upgraded. Can't seem to remember. Probably shouldn't risk- or... oh well. Why not... They're only zombies, right?" he decides after a moment of contemplation without any recognizable input from Larry, turning his power on the zombies again.

[Halesey's affinity roll: 5]

Another potato vortex appears right above the group of zombies, exerting an upward pull on them and loosening their grip on the ground. Physics are against them once again! As a result, an aggregation of two zombies is lost within while the remaining three are pulled dangerously close to it.

"Fuckin' potatoes, man," Larry says, and then realizes he should probably contribute somehow.

[Larry's affinity roll: 3+1]

Another vortex, though this one appears to be filled with button mushrooms rather than potatoes, and odd-smelling ones at that, appears near the other two - the zombies probably aren't pleased as they get dragged closer and closer to the group of vortexes. Or maybe they are. They seem pretty easy to keep happy. They'll probably love it inside the vortex.

Higher up, Willy seeks to demonstrate his power.

"Haha, finally!"

[Willy's affinity roll: 2]

However, the happy tuberculosis he wishes to obtain fails to manifest on his hand.

"Worry not, child! I will show them my power!"

[Hungry Pete's affinity roll: 2]

His expression becomes quite intense and filled with divine ecstasy, but, similarly to Willy, nothing appears. Willy tries to salvage the situation.

"It takes a while though. In the meantime, do you know where the Finger is?"

"Nope, can't say that I do. Have you checked any churches, maybe?"

"Churches are for mere men and women of no knowledge! We seek higher forms of worship!"

"That's real interesting," the fat guy replies, taking a step back. He seems to be concentrating and not really listening.

[lawastooshort]

"Yo Larry, let's just go, right? Leave 'em to the vortices... vortexes... something. Weren't we gonna go make cash or something?"

Unless Larry wants to finish them off, go to where we were going... the gentleman's literature pawnshop? If he does, fire off a quick musical garbage blast at the resisters. No wait

Fire off a quick musical garbage blast at the resisters then head off to the pawnshop.

[Toaster]

"Uh, yeah, suck that!"  Larry shrugs and follows Halesey, muttering about asshole zombies on the way out.


Follow!

[Dorsidwarf]

I love how you just totally abandoned your mentor to the Tuberculosis Cult so you could sell holy pornography to a pawn shop.

[Toaster]

He's a big boy; he can handle himself.  It's not like he's super helpful anyway.

[lawastooshort]

He's a big man, but he's in bad shape?

I reckon we both think he's going to try to manipulate us into being his disciples and deprive us of what is rightfully ours. Conflict ahoy.

That said, I think abandoned is a bit harsh - followed orders and let him fend for himself, is how I'd put it.

[Toaster]

There ya go!  We're doing the last thing he told us to do!

[Pancaek]

((Sorry I didn't post earlier. I lost track due to studying))

Follow clair into alley. If nothing bad happens, keep eyes on cabbage at all times

[scapheap]

Follow clair into alley.

*looks at avatar* I'm now very worried for some reason.