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[Again_Dejavu]

RIP COUCHMAN

[Manture]

EVENT



The poo fortress has fallen, however, our hero is not yet dead. Dinosaurs do not simply kill their mates. The dinosaurs are now fighting over our hero. Oh, the event is, remember that mysterious item that was stuck in your throat? Due to the violent collision of falling to the ground when the fortress fell, our hero pooped it out. He pulled it out of the poo and looked at it. It's a gun! It however has limited bullets. So use it wisely.

[BFEL]

EVENT



The poo fortress has fallen, however, our hero is not yet dead. Dinosaurs do not simply kill their mates. The dinosaurs are now fighting over our hero. Oh, the event is, remember that mysterious item that was stuck in your throat? Due to the violent collision of falling to the ground when the fortress fell, our hero pooped it out. He pulled it out of the poo and looked at it. It's a gun! It however has limited bullets. So use it wisely.

DINO BROTHEL. SHOOT ANYDINO WHO DOESN"T COMPLY.

[Manture]

EVENT



The poo fortress has fallen, however, our hero is not yet dead. Dinosaurs do not simply kill their mates. The dinosaurs are now fighting over our hero. Oh, the event is, remember that mysterious item that was stuck in your throat? Due to the violent collision of falling to the ground when the fortress fell, our hero pooped it out. He pulled it out of the poo and looked at it. It's a gun! It however has limited bullets. So use it wisely.

DINO BROTHEL. SHOOT ANYDINO WHO DOESN"T COMPLY.

9 out of 10: You quickly make a place where you can make a speech with out of poo. You stand in front of the dinosaurs and tell them the rules of the brothel. Then you showed them your gun and they got scared and ordered them to comply! One dinosaur was shot down for not complying. RIP.

[Sarzael]

Absorb dinosaur power and become Super Dinosaur Man with a gun!

[MeimieFan88]

Use gun to dig grave for dead dino

[Manture]

Absorb dinosaur power and become Super Dinosaur Man with a gun!

8 out of 10: You start absorbing dinosaur power, but soon enough, you will become a dinosaur and not a dinosaur man. Better find a cure soon.

Use gun to dig grave for dead dino

8 out of 10: You start digging a grave with some of your gun's bullets, but because of your character's stupidity, you use bullets.


NEW DISCOVERY!: Our hero is stupid!

[Spinal_Taper]

Meditate upon the morality, effect, and reasons of our actions.

[Manture]

Meditate upon the morality, effect, and reasons of our actions.

2 out of 10: You start meditating for a minute, then you got interrupted by the sound of dinosaurs mating.

[Sarzael]

Unleash our powers to mindcontrol permanently ALL dinosaurs.

[Manture]

Unleash our powers to mindcontrol permanently ALL dinosaurs.

3rd 10 out of 10!: You start unleashing your powers, immediately after discovering that you have all types of superpowers. You mindcontrol all dinosaurs and you order them to stand in a line infront of you.

[Spinal_Taper]

Let the conga begin.

[BFEL]

NEW DISCOVERY!: Our hero is stupid!

I'm....I'm pretty sure that's not a new discovery.....

[Sarzael]

Order them to eat each other while we rejoice from our throne of dinosaur skulls. Kill ALL the survivors with out superpowers, then make a spaceship out of their bones and go conquest other planets.

[ICBM pilot]

make a house out of poo mud and if possible straw.