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Manture

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you are a man sitting on a sofa.
« on: August 23, 2013, 01:47:56 pm »
the room is square, there are no windows or openings that could lead you outside of the house, you have a sofa, a tv, a remote, and ofcourse your clothing. there are no rules as to what you can do, but keep in mind the laws of physics
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Harbingerjm

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Re: you are a man sitting on a sofa.
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2013, 01:55:27 pm »
Eat shoes.
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Manture

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Re: you are a man sitting on a sofa.
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2013, 01:58:25 pm »
Quote from: Harbingerjm on August 23, 2013, 01:55:27 pm
Eat shoes.

(i am going to use roll dice online thingy, the higher the number, the better it turns out to be)

7 (out of 10): You eat your shoes, 1 second later, there is something stuck in your throat. You better get it out.
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Re: you are a man sitting on a sofa.
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2013, 02:03:31 pm »
Swallow shoes
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Re: you are a man sitting on a sofa.
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2013, 02:05:01 pm »
Quote from: Again_Dejavu on August 23, 2013, 02:03:31 pm
Swallow shoes

9 (out of 10): You swallow your shoes, which makes the thing that was stuck in your throat go down your stomach. It should come down the toilet (there is no toilet) soon enough.
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Again_Dejavu

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Re: you are a man sitting on a sofa.
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2013, 02:12:09 pm »
>Punch ceiling
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Re: you are a man sitting on a sofa.
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2013, 02:15:29 pm »
Quote from: Again_Dejavu on August 23, 2013, 02:12:09 pm
>Punch ceiling

5 (out of 10): You punch the ceiling, luckily, you only had a minor injury on your knuckles.



NEW DISCOVERY!: You discovered that the ceiling is made out of diamond.
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Re: you are a man sitting on a sofa.
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2013, 02:16:33 pm »
Search for change.
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Re: you are a man sitting on a sofa.
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2013, 02:16:59 pm »
>Punt TV
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Re: you are a man sitting on a sofa.
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2013, 02:19:14 pm »
Dig hole in ground with tv remote
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Re: you are a man sitting on a sofa.
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2013, 02:20:59 pm »
Quote from: Harbingerjm on August 23, 2013, 02:16:33 pm
Search for change.

9 (out of 10): You found change behind the TV, however, you also cut a piece of your pants.


Quote from: Again_Dejavu on August 23, 2013, 02:16:59 pm
>Punt TV

Punt?

Quote from: MeimieFan88 on August 23, 2013, 02:19:14 pm
Dig hole in ground with tv remote

10 (out of 10)!: You dig a hole in the ground with the TV remote.


NEW DISCOVERY!: The floor is made out of sand.
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Re: you are a man sitting on a sofa.
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2013, 02:21:35 pm »
Punt = kick
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« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2013, 02:24:09 pm »
Quote from: Again_Dejavu on August 23, 2013, 02:16:59 pm
>Punt TV

7 (out of 10): You punted the TV, and you managed to find a "Puller 3000" that can pull stuff out of your internals! Hint: You can use this item to pull the thing from your stomach.


NEW DISCOVERY!: You found out that the date is 3000.
NEW ITEM! (Dejavu): Puller 3000
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Re: you are a man sitting on a sofa.
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2013, 02:25:17 pm »
> Pull walls together with the puller 3000
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Re: you are a man sitting on a sofa.
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2013, 02:27:24 pm »
Quote from: Again_Dejavu on August 23, 2013, 02:25:17 pm
> Pull walls together with the puller 3000

6 out of 10: You use the Puller 3000 to pull the wall, you pulled the wall and managed to make a hole, you're starting to see light! Also, you broke your left thumb in the process of pulling.



NEW DISCOVERY!: The walls are made out of mud.
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