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LordBucket

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Re: you are a man sitting on a sofa.
« Reply #30 on: August 23, 2013, 03:35:17 pm »
Become self aware and attack Manture
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Again_Dejavu

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Re: you are a man sitting on a sofa.
« Reply #31 on: August 23, 2013, 03:37:28 pm »
> eat self
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Manture

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« Reply #32 on: August 23, 2013, 03:38:35 pm »
Quote from: LordBucket on August 23, 2013, 03:35:17 pm
Become self aware and attack Manture

7 out of 10: In your dreams while sleeping because of your fractured ankles, you dreamed that someone was rolling a dice. You wake up and laugh.



Quote from: Again_Dejavu on August 23, 2013, 03:37:28 pm
> eat self

7 out of 10: You start eating your fingers, but you are interrupted by the roars of dinosaurs.
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Again_Dejavu

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Re: you are a man sitting on a sofa.
« Reply #33 on: August 23, 2013, 03:39:06 pm »
> Eat self
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Manture

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« Reply #34 on: August 23, 2013, 03:40:47 pm »
Quote from: Again_Dejavu on August 23, 2013, 03:39:06 pm
> Eat self

6 out of 10: You start chewing on where you left off, but you accidentally eat poo in the process. Eww!
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BFEL

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Re: you are a man sitting on a sofa.
« Reply #35 on: August 23, 2013, 03:42:54 pm »
>Lick Universe.
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7/10 Has much more memorable sigs but casts them to the realm of sigtexts.

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Manture

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« Reply #36 on: August 23, 2013, 03:44:58 pm »
Quote from: BFEL on August 23, 2013, 03:42:54 pm
>Lick Universe.


9 out of 10: You lick the air successfully, for the atmosphere is a part of the universe.
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LordBucket

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« Reply #37 on: August 23, 2013, 03:53:42 pm »
Cuddle with dinosaurs
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BFEL

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« Reply #38 on: August 23, 2013, 03:57:18 pm »
>OBTAIN OFFSPRING
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Quote from: Magistrum on May 19, 2015, 06:22:30 am
7/10 Has much more memorable sigs but casts them to the realm of sigtexts.

Indeed, I do this.

Manture

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« Reply #39 on: August 23, 2013, 03:58:18 pm »
Quote from: LordBucket on August 23, 2013, 03:53:42 pm
Cuddle with dinosaurs


4 out of 10: You bravely get out of your poo fort, within seconds of you exiting, a stegosaurus accidentally turned around and slapped you 100000 miles away from your fortress. You find yourself in an island with a bearded stranger.


NEW DISCOVERY!: Island
NEW DISCOVERY!: Bearded stranger

Quote from: BFEL on August 23, 2013, 03:57:18 pm
>OBTAIN OFFSPRING

9 out of 10: You uh, obtain offspring with the hobo.


NEW ITEM!: offspring
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LordBucket

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« Reply #40 on: August 23, 2013, 04:01:02 pm »
Bounce on the offspring. See how high we can get.
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Manture

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« Reply #41 on: August 23, 2013, 04:02:54 pm »
Quote from: LordBucket on August 23, 2013, 04:01:02 pm
Bounce on the offspring. See how high we can get.

2nd 10 out of 10 in the game!: You bounce on the offspring, sending you far away from the island. You land back on your poo fort. Luckily, you carried the hobo with you.
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« Reply #42 on: August 23, 2013, 04:08:51 pm »
Use hobo as bait to capture dinosaurs so that they may be used to form a harem.
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Again_Dejavu

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Re: you are a man sitting on a sofa.
« Reply #43 on: August 23, 2013, 04:09:20 pm »
Dino brothel
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Manture

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« Reply #44 on: August 23, 2013, 04:10:57 pm »
Quote from: LordBucket on August 23, 2013, 04:08:51 pm
Use hobo as bait to capture dinosaurs so that they may be used to form a harem.

7 out of 10: You push the hobo out of the fortress! Success! However, the dinosaurs rip him into half.

Quote from: Again_Dejavu on August 23, 2013, 04:09:20 pm
Dino brothel

6 out of 10: You found a dinosaur whistle! You start whistling with the dinosaur whistle and the dinosaurs storm you, the bad news is, the fortress has fallen!
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