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[PrivateNomad]

Bartimaeus teleports to Meme in the form of a large flapping trout fish.

[RangerCado]

Meme covers her head.

"But... dey wook tasty..." Meme is all sad.

"BIG FISHY!" Meme runs to eat the massive trout cause it looks like a normal fish!

[PrivateNomad]

The trout goes down easy, and it tastes absolutely delicious to Meme. fish!Bartimaeus teleports out of Meme and back in front of her.

[RangerCado]

"...Bad fishy! I eats you!" Meme looks slightly annoyed and tries to eat the trout again.

[PrivateNomad]

The trout goes down again, only to be teleported in front of her. This raises Bartimaeus's mood as he watches the perpetual cycle continue.

[Twi]

Marie facepalms.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Check the persona wiki.

((Should heal him by a percentage that I signified. Around about 10% or something.))

Alright. Kyle is at 300 hit points then, I believe?

The soldiers attack Kyle with a combination of melee weapons and guns, while the demons hop, hover, or step into good vantage points and start using magic.
Soldiers: [46+5v9+11][7+5v8+11-5][37+5v26+11-10][21+5v47+11-15][37+5v46+11-20]
Demons: [46+15v37+11-25][25+15v25+11-27][39+15v17+11-29]
Oh dear. The demons and soldiers seem to have gotten into a rhythm. The soldiers even seem to be finding chinks in the literal armor, or ways around it. Turns out, yanking your head side to side hard enough hurts no matter how much armor you wear.
Soldier Damage: [30+5+10v46+19][47+5+10v17+19][49+5+10v42+19], *5 each
Demon Damage: [40+15+10v48+15][37+15+10v26+15][17+15+10v4+15], *2 each
0*5+0*5+3*5+2*2+26*2+23*2=0+0+15+4+52+46=117
Turns out that that helmet-messing-with hurt the most. Except the magic. That hurt more.
Kyle is now at 183 hit points.

"Oh, you can still talk? How wonderful. Since when did I say my loyalties lay with a bunch of humans and their pet robots?"Sen starts to laugh but is still formulating the plan mentally.

"...What the hell's going on?"

"Accured demons. You stand no chance."

One of the demons taps ICARUS confusedly with a tentacle thing.
(It's kinda like a cross between a human and a displacer beast, only more indigo than purple.)

The trout goes down again, only to be teleported in front of her. This raises Bartimaeus's mood as he watches the perpetual cycle continue.

Nope. Will picks up Bartimaeus.
"I'm not sure if I should be angrier at the demon for screwing with Meme, or Meme for eating it. Meme, no eating anything that thinks or talks."

[kj1225]

Kyle casts the one herd hitting attack again as he runs off.

[Twi]

Meanwhile, SOMEONE DOES NOT APPROVE OF HOW MEME'S DIALOGUE IS WRITTEN ON THE INTERNET! GASP! :V

[RangerCado]

(())

Meme slowly gets more and more annoyed at the trout being unable to be eaten. She tries to pick it up and put it in the oven after about 6 attempts so she can cook it... or something.

[Twi]

Marie doubles over laughing at this point.

((That person does not approve of r=w. She suggests saying nya instead. :V))

[PrivateNomad]

The trout flaps around.

[RangerCado]

Meme is really frustrated with this fish! She tries to use her claws and cut it up to eat!

((...But shes 2. I works. And i've done it this way for months at this point. and not ALL Rs are changed))

[Twi]

(( I am being silly. :3))

[Sanure]

"What's it look like you inferior demon? I wish to change sides and I brought prisoners. Take me to Seham now." Sen looks angry, "Or should I devour you and have a different demon take me?" To further stress the 'take me to your leader' demand, Sen shapeshifts into a large, genderless demon/dragon using the absurd amount of paperstock she brought with her