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[USEC_OFFICER]

<I, little giant, am Hainuwele, the one who's story will forever change the story of the world. Soon, that is. The omens have lead me to this wide land, to this very place, thus it must be fate, and I shall build camp upon the wooden mountains of the east, until the reason for my presence unveils itself.>

Hainuwele points towards the wooden shelves in the opposite corner of the room

"Oh. Um... Maybe you should talk to Maria and Arya first? It is kinda their house..."

[RangerCado]

((I gotta go for an hour. Meme is suggesting she stay in the doll house she has in her room which is about Hainuwele's size.))

[Akroma]

"Oh. Um... Maybe you should talk to Maria and Arya first? It is kinda their house..."

"The top of the mountains have a good view over the terrain, and are fortified from 3 sides. It will take little effort to fortify the position ever further. Sources of running water have been spotted to the north, and food supplies are ample. I understand why they would not leave such a spot uncontested, but I shall declare war on them and take it by force and cunning, if need be. But hopefully, arrangements can be made."

((She is our token mini moe, if you understand tropes. Shes also covered in fur, but that was the best picture I could find.))

"Why you so small? And why no sweep in doll house?" Meme carefully walks over and crouches down.

"Because, as you should know little giant, that all good things in life are small. But the slow and lumbering will never understand. As for your hospitality, I shall inspect that house. If it can be fortified, I might take you up on the offer"

[Twi]

"You know, I'm not that slimy, as everyone else here can attest. Maybe you just feel it more cuz you're small. Hmmm.."

Marie tries shrinking down to her size.

...Success!

"Ehehe."

Wheeee huggles.

[USEC_OFFICER]

<The top of the mountains have a good view over the terrain, and are fortified from 3 sides. It will take little effort to fortify the position ever further. Sources of running water have been spotted to the north, and food supplies are ample. I understand why they would not leave such a spot uncontested, but I shall declare war on them and take it by force and cunning, if need be. But hopefully, arrangements can be made.>

"Um... Okay. Need a lift?"

"You know, I'm not that slimy, as everyone else here can attest. Maybe you just feel it more cuz you're small. Hmmm.."

Marie tries shrinking down to her size.

...Success!

"Ehehe."

Wheeee huggles.

Ester giggles and takes many photos of tiny Marie hugging Hainuwele.

[Akroma]

"That size is much more flattering to your pores, you should stick with it. Only fools who have nothing else going for them try to best their life by sheer size"

[Twi]

"Hey, I can't help it. I'm used to dealing with human-sized people and media and ideas thereof, so I tend to stick with that size. But yes. I am Marie Hel, literal nightmare and professional psychologist. Pleased to meet you!"

[Akroma]

"Please tell, what kind of place is this, and who are you people? Fate has lead me here, but I am yet to decipher it."

[Twi]

"This is the house of one Maria Ryan, host to like 50 different magic users. If you're homophobic, by the way, leave now while you still can."

[Akroma]

"The mating habits of giants are mere speculations in books that are centuries old, as nobody who is still alife has ever observed such an obcenity. While I am not entirely sure how many genders giants even have, I am sure the act is disgusting, no matter how many of them are involved"

[Twi]

"SO what are YOUR mating habits, huh?"

[Akroma]

Hainuwele tries best to act composed at the sudden indescretion


"The high guard takes the vow of of chastidy, too short are their lives (usualy), and too big the grief of the sons and daughters left behind"

[USEC_OFFICER]

Hainuwele tries best to act composed at the sudden indescretion


<The high guard takes the vow of of chastidy, too short are their lives (usualy), and too big the grief of the sons and daughters left behind>

Ester giggles some more, "You're probably in the wrong place then. Everyone's all touchy-feely here~"

[Akroma]

Hainuwele tries to get the topic a bit more in line


"That being said, a healthy female can have up to 12 children per litter, and up to 8 litters a year"

[USEC_OFFICER]

<That being said, a healthy female can have up to 12 children per litter, and up to 8 litters a year>

"Huh? But wouldn't that, you know..." Ester blushes and waves at her nether regions.