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IzzyxLucas (Because a normal tsundere is not enough.)

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Total Members Voted: 23

[Akroma]

well, GWG never confirmed wether or not Will is going to sniper that bitch, he might, he might not, who knows




also, Stella, totaly forgot her. But as that is only going to amount to one post a day, I'll guess I'll just post a standard "fire breath on Zhengara", unless anyone objects?

[GreatWyrmGold]

After some discussion with @Elf and @Xantalos, I've decided to rejoin as a portal to spread the latter's influence portable shipping/promiscuity dampener.

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Name: Fleshpuppet Cialo Latka
Gender: Xantalos N/A
Age: Unknown
Details: A constantly shifting humanoid mass of energy, it resembles an inter-dimensional discharge of electrical energy, twisting and distorting whilst cloaked in seemingly liquid shadows.
Stats:

• STR- 15
• END- 15
• DEX- 15
• MAG- 15
• MIND- 15

Power: Xantalos Exposure Involuntary Id Projection, everyone in a large area around Cialo hears voices and receives subliminal suggestions from their Id. Mechanically, it is considered to be akin to a persona. They are unable to shut it off nor empower it, however, it may be focused, narrowing the area but increasing range and/or effect magnitude. The field is not obstructed by any state of matter and thus can act through walls. Note that that is solely an RP effect with no mechanical properties. Actual combat effect as follows: at the cost of MP, an Id projection may be physically manifested with a maximim of two active at any given time, when Cialo has at least one Id projection, focusing their field onto someone allows their soul to be read via their own Id and their next action copied and performed by Cialo BEFORE they themselves do so, this is performed with the same resource cost, furthermore, for each Id projection active, Cialo can perform that action again. The limitation being, they have no idea what that next action will be and there is a slight cost each time when performing an Id-copy.

I feel like introducing a superego-projecting character.
But I've already got a planned new character.

And Kyle would be able to fuck with it since his helmet exudes antimagic fielding.

He'd be willing to screw it regardless.

If anyone wants to scream anything into the head of someone in the field, just bold it and put it in a quote. I'll start using the "Out of context and funny quotes thread" for more material as well.

Take one at a time. Sparingly.
"You are all insane."
"No, seriously, what's wrong with you people?"
"No, we are not discussing that subject any further. You're crazy."
"Why are you trying to ship everyone?"
"The Laws of Thermodynamics do not disprove evolution. You show ignorance of several important scientific concepts."

ohhhh yeah. I'm in the next round. Test-work on tuesday, which is more or less 2-3 hours of me simply trying to not embarrass myself, also a second interview with the personnel chef once she returns from holidays, from what I heared, just a standard questionair, simply maths, etc.
when the headchef asked me if I have any other interviewes scheduled, and I told him yes, quote: "Don't bother going."

ohhh yeaaah

Sounds good. Congratulations on your pending employment!

on d50s, a reasonable decrease is -5 for every attack already dodged, possibly -10 for every hit already taken, as those tend to send you offbalance even more, but that is optional

That works. I've been using -1 per attack, but then that's when there were dozens of attackers.

well, GWG never confirmed wether or not Will is going to sniper that bitch, he might, he might not, who knows

He's in a different corner of France. Unless Paris has extremely lax gun control laws and Will has a rifle with enough range to reach the castle (and can manage to land a hit at that range, power or no), he's not likely to be able to help.

[USEC_OFFICER]

also, well no orichalcum left currenlty so

but who needs god-killing weapons if you have CLAY

Also, it's kind hard to forge a weapon in the heat of battle, so... *shrug*

Plus it's magical, physic-defying CLAY. That's probably why she hits like a truck, actually. She weighs a couple tons, but due to magic she doesn't act like it. Until she has to fuck shit up punch someone that is. Then she shows off why you don't ram into brick walls at high speed.

[Sanure]

So, was playing minecraft.

@Akroma, You have it exactly with the parrying. If samson succeeds the roll, Zhengara's attack is negated and he takes damage. less damage than a normal hit would be. If samson fails, well, he just took the hit for a little extra damage.

[ragnarok97071]

Post works, though add a note that she'd go for the throat so as to make use of her knives' properties of enforcing fatality.

[Akroma]

note, the goal is not to kill him. but to beat him until he can no longer move, threathen him with eternal imprisonment in a I have no mouth and I must scream scenario, and if he removes Alice curse completely, he will be allowed the sweet mercy of death

[Akroma]

hmm, KJ is online, so he'll be posting soon, but PN will probably come rather late (and as I barely got any sleep, I wont be staying on long into the night)


anyone have any objections if I just set Alucard and Bartimaeus to some standard actions? Perhaps we can finish tis turn today, and already have the second turn halfway done tomorrow morning

[kj1225]

You know, this is why the clasic players have default actions for fight.

[GreatWyrmGold]

She weighs a couple tons, but due to magic she doesn't act like it.

Is this a bad time to remind you that that mass requires densities impossible for mundane matter?

[Akroma]

magic clay is clearly not mundane, as implied by the adjective magic

[GreatWyrmGold]

Mundane, as in made of atoms.

[kj1225]

Magic.

Really that's not even something that would be difficult.

[Akroma]

magic, as in not caring about physics

edit: Also nuuuh, now everyone has posted and no Kansa in sight.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Magic.
Really that's not even something that would be difficult.

...You'd have to manufacture every iota of stuff making up Neferis magically. And there are plenty of other, easier ways to get the desired "hits-like-a-truck" thing without needing to add magic to make her not smash through floors and the Earth's crust and such.


And stop using magic to make everything that makes no sense okay. I'm this close to having something absolutely absurd happen and blaming it on magic.

[Akroma]

Horus is pro at making heavy golems