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Author Topic: Quest for Minimalism: Astral Plane [Semi-Minimalist RtD] [Always accepting!]  (Read 9969 times)

BFEL

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Re: Quest for Minimalism [Semi-Minimalist RtD]
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2013, 06:41:56 am »
Quote from: wolfchild on August 17, 2013, 06:39:02 am
Lead party towards Kobolds with my OBVIOUSLY CORRECT information

Better idea, LEAD KOBOLDS TOWARD PARTY. Establish kill zone. Kill.
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Quote from: Magistrum on May 19, 2015, 06:22:30 am
7/10 Has much more memorable sigs but casts them to the realm of sigtexts.

Indeed, I do this.

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Re: Quest for Minimalism [Semi-Minimalist RtD]
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2013, 06:52:43 am »
Follow someone who knows where we are supposed to go.
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Quote from: MonkeyHead on December 05, 2011, 12:34:03 pm
This morning I found myself looking at the numberplates of the cars on my drive in to work and seeing them as tileset characters in ASCII... a silver Renault I was behind had an interesting scene of a Human wrestling a Minotaur near a bin.

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Re: Quest for Minimalism [Semi-Minimalist RtD]
« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2013, 07:01:10 am »
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Quote from: wolfchild on August 17, 2013, 06:39:02 am
Lead party towards Kobolds with my OBVIOUSLY CORRECT information
[1-1]

You are all horribly horribly lost. You have no idea where you are. You're not sure if you're on the mortal plane anymore.
Marshal|BFEL|FaceBusters:
Quote from: BFEL on August 17, 2013, 06:41:56 am
Better idea, LEAD KOBOLDS TOWARD PARTY. Establish kill zone. Kill.
[1-1]

You manage to lead an Astral Boarbeast to your party!
Isaac|JackoftheBox|FaceBusters:
Quote from: JackoftheBox on August 17, 2013, 06:52:43 am
Follow someone who knows where we are supposed to go.
[2-1]

You follow a complete stranger. You are now a prisoner.
FIGHT!

The Boarbeast casts Astral Snort! [4+1 Astral bonus] He causes Marshal to be blown away by the sheer force! [6-2] Marshal is heavily damaged, but at least the Boarbeast overdid it, causing him to lose an extra spell point! [Marshal takes 5 damage!] [Boarbeast loses 1 spell point!] [Marshal got Critical! Internal bleeding for three rounds!]

Retaliate!
Spoiler: Raistlin (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Marshal (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Isaac (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Astral Boarbeast (click to show/hide)
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 04:01:00 pm
I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
Quote from: IcyTea31 on December 27, 2015, 11:26:49 pm
Dying of laughter?
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 11:30:17 pm
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: Quest for Minimalism [Semi-Minimalist RtD]
« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2013, 09:06:38 am »
I stab the boarbeast and then run away very fast.
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Re: Quest for Minimalism [Semi-Minimalist RtD]
« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2013, 11:14:24 am »
Fall out of random tree and land on boarbeast's back.
Tame it!
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Re: Quest for Minimalism [Semi-Minimalist RtD]
« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2013, 12:27:46 pm »
Pledge soul to my crossbow in return for eternal life.
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Quote from: Magistrum on May 19, 2015, 06:22:30 am
7/10 Has much more memorable sigs but casts them to the realm of sigtexts.

Indeed, I do this.

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Re: Quest for Minimalism [Semi-Minimalist RtD]
« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2013, 01:35:49 pm »
Quote from: BFEL on August 17, 2013, 12:27:46 pm
Pledge soul to my crossbow in return for eternal life.

Does that make the crossbow a god?
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Re: Quest for Minimalism [Semi-Minimalist RtD]
« Reply #22 on: August 17, 2013, 02:46:07 pm »
Tell my captors that letting me go is a great idea.
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Quote from: MonkeyHead on December 05, 2011, 12:34:03 pm
This morning I found myself looking at the numberplates of the cars on my drive in to work and seeing them as tileset characters in ASCII... a silver Renault I was behind had an interesting scene of a Human wrestling a Minotaur near a bin.

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Re: Quest for Minimalism [Semi-Minimalist RtD]
« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2013, 03:46:28 pm »
Fire an Icebolt at the boar
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You really can both sig it.
But... That would break the laws of sigging! We can't have everyone running around with the same quotes. IT MAKES THEM UNFUNNY FASTER!

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Re: Quest for Minimalism [Semi-Minimalist RtD]
« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2013, 07:14:47 pm »
Raistlin|wolfchild|FaceBusters:
Quote from: wolfchild on August 17, 2013, 03:46:28 pm
Fire an Icebolt at the boar
[2]

The spell fails. You still take a Spell Point, though.
Marshal|BFEL|FaceBusters:
Quote from: BFEL on August 17, 2013, 12:27:46 pm
Pledge soul to my crossbow in return for eternal life.
[6]

The crossbow accepts your offer and an old whisper of a terrible god appears in your head.

"δροσερό φοβερό δεν μεταφράζουν αυτή..."

[You have gained Eternal Life! However, you must drink the blood of the innocents once a week.]
Isaac|JackoftheBox|FaceBusters:
Quote from: JackoftheBox on August 17, 2013, 02:46:07 pm
Tell my captors that letting me go is a great idea.
[6]

They, too, think it is a great idea. In fact, they think that releasing you from your mortal prison is a great idea! They attempt to sacrifice you. [5-6] You convince them to stop, but they "release" themselves instead. You are now trapped in a cave with no one to help you.
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Quote from: Xantalos on August 17, 2013, 11:14:24 am
Fall out of random tree and land on boarbeast's back.
Tame it!
[2]

There are no trees in the Astral Plane. You fall to the nonexistent ground. [6] You somehow manage to "land" on your feet, by psychically creating ground in the Astral Plane. You attempt to tame the boarbeast. [1-6] You fail and the boarbeast tames you. [Joined Party: Boss]
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Quote from: Dorsidwarf on August 17, 2013, 09:06:38 am
I stab the boarbeast and then run away very fast.
[1-3]

You stab yourself and the boarbeast runs over you really fast. [2 damage]
FIGHT!

The boarbeast commands Pawnchy to pawnch Raistlin! [2-2] Pawnchy barely retains control, but it breaks and he pawnches Raistlin! [4-3] He clocks Raistlin in the nose for 1 damage!

The boarbeast charges at Raistlin! [1-4] The boarbeast misses completely as Raistlin flies away from being pawnched by Pawnchy. The boarbeast takes 3 damage.
Spoiler: Raistlin (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Marshal (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Isaac (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Pawnchy (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Dasis (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Astral Boarbeast (click to show/hide)
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 04:01:00 pm
I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
Quote from: IcyTea31 on December 27, 2015, 11:26:49 pm
Dying of laughter?
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 11:30:17 pm
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: Quest for Minimalism [Semi-Minimalist RtD]
« Reply #25 on: August 17, 2013, 07:17:45 pm »
NOTEVENSUREWHEREIAMRIGHTNOW

Punch self in genitals to dispell mind control. Countermindcontrol boar thing.
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Re: Quest for Minimalism [Semi-Minimalist RtD]
« Reply #26 on: August 17, 2013, 07:20:57 pm »
You're in the Astral Plane.
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 04:01:00 pm
I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
Quote from: IcyTea31 on December 27, 2015, 11:26:49 pm
Dying of laughter?
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 11:30:17 pm
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: Quest for Minimalism [Semi-Minimalist RtD]
« Reply #27 on: August 17, 2013, 07:21:57 pm »
He doesn't really care.
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Re: Quest for Minimalism [Semi-Minimalist RtD]
« Reply #28 on: August 18, 2013, 12:57:43 am »
Mother ice bolt
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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 09, 2013, 06:56:12 am
You really can both sig it.
But... That would break the laws of sigging! We can't have everyone running around with the same quotes. IT MAKES THEM UNFUNNY FASTER!

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Re: Quest for Minimalism [Semi-Minimalist RtD]
« Reply #29 on: August 18, 2013, 02:18:41 am »
Raistlin|wolfchild|FaceBusters:
Quote from: wolfchild on August 18, 2013, 12:57:43 am
Mother ice bolt
[2]

The spell fails once again.
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Pawnchy|Xantalos|Boss:
Quote from: Xantalos on August 17, 2013, 07:17:45 pm
NOTEVENSUREWHEREIAMRIGHTNOW

Punch self in genitals to dispell mind control. Countermindcontrol boar thing.
[5]

You break free from the boarbeast's grasp! [3-4] You attempt to control it, but it doesn't work. He does seem mentally weakened though. [Joined Party: FaceBusters!]
Dasis|Dorsidwarf|FaceBusters:

FIGHT!

The boarbeast resists Pawnchy's mind control. He decides to cast Astral Snort at Isaac! [3-2] Isaac is pushed away, and takes 1 damage!
Spoiler: Raistlin (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Marshal (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Isaac (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Pawnchy (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Dasis (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Astral Boarbeast (click to show/hide)
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 04:01:00 pm
I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
Quote from: IcyTea31 on December 27, 2015, 11:26:49 pm
Dying of laughter?
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 11:30:17 pm
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.
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