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Author Topic: Quest for Minimalism: Astral Plane [Semi-Minimalist RtD] [Always accepting!]  (Read 9878 times)

BFEL

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Re: Quest for Minimalism [Semi-Minimalist RtD]
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2013, 06:41:56 am »

Lead party towards Kobolds with my OBVIOUSLY CORRECT information

Better idea, LEAD KOBOLDS TOWARD PARTY. Establish kill zone. Kill.
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Re: Quest for Minimalism [Semi-Minimalist RtD]
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2013, 06:52:43 am »

Follow someone who knows where we are supposed to go.
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Re: Quest for Minimalism [Semi-Minimalist RtD]
« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2013, 07:01:10 am »

Raistlin|wolfchild|FaceBusters:
Lead party towards Kobolds with my OBVIOUSLY CORRECT information
[1-1]

You are all horribly horribly lost. You have no idea where you are. You're not sure if you're on the mortal plane anymore.

Marshal|BFEL|FaceBusters:
Better idea, LEAD KOBOLDS TOWARD PARTY. Establish kill zone. Kill.
[1-1]

You manage to lead an Astral Boarbeast to your party!

Isaac|JackoftheBox|FaceBusters:
Follow someone who knows where we are supposed to go.
[2-1]

You follow a complete stranger. You are now a prisoner.

FIGHT!

The Boarbeast casts Astral Snort! [4+1 Astral bonus] He causes Marshal to be blown away by the sheer force! [6-2] Marshal is heavily damaged, but at least the Boarbeast overdid it, causing him to lose an extra spell point! [Marshal takes 5 damage!] [Boarbeast loses 1 spell point!] [Marshal got Critical! Internal bleeding for three rounds!]

Retaliate!

Spoiler: Raistlin (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Marshal (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Isaac (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Astral Boarbeast (click to show/hide)
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Re: Quest for Minimalism [Semi-Minimalist RtD]
« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2013, 09:06:38 am »

I stab the boarbeast and then run away very fast.
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Re: Quest for Minimalism [Semi-Minimalist RtD]
« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2013, 11:14:24 am »

Fall out of random tree and land on boarbeast's back.
Tame it!
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Re: Quest for Minimalism [Semi-Minimalist RtD]
« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2013, 12:27:46 pm »

Pledge soul to my crossbow in return for eternal life.
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Re: Quest for Minimalism [Semi-Minimalist RtD]
« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2013, 01:35:49 pm »

Pledge soul to my crossbow in return for eternal life.

Does that make the crossbow a god?
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Re: Quest for Minimalism [Semi-Minimalist RtD]
« Reply #22 on: August 17, 2013, 02:46:07 pm »

Tell my captors that letting me go is a great idea.
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Re: Quest for Minimalism [Semi-Minimalist RtD]
« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2013, 03:46:28 pm »

Fire an Icebolt at the boar
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Re: Quest for Minimalism [Semi-Minimalist RtD]
« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2013, 07:14:47 pm »

Raistlin|wolfchild|FaceBusters:
Fire an Icebolt at the boar
[2]

The spell fails. You still take a Spell Point, though.

Marshal|BFEL|FaceBusters:
Pledge soul to my crossbow in return for eternal life.
[6]

The crossbow accepts your offer and an old whisper of a terrible god appears in your head.

"δροσερό φοβερό δεν μεταφράζουν αυτή..."

[You have gained Eternal Life! However, you must drink the blood of the innocents once a week.]

Isaac|JackoftheBox|FaceBusters:
Tell my captors that letting me go is a great idea.
[6]

They, too, think it is a great idea. In fact, they think that releasing you from your mortal prison is a great idea! They attempt to sacrifice you. [5-6] You convince them to stop, but they "release" themselves instead. You are now trapped in a cave with no one to help you.

Pawnchy|Xantalos|Boss:
Fall out of random tree and land on boarbeast's back.
Tame it!

[2]

There are no trees in the Astral Plane. You fall to the nonexistent ground. [6] You somehow manage to "land" on your feet, by psychically creating ground in the Astral Plane. You attempt to tame the boarbeast. [1-6] You fail and the boarbeast tames you. [Joined Party: Boss]

Dasis|Dorsidwarf|FaceBusters:
I stab the boarbeast and then run away very fast.
[1-3]

You stab yourself and the boarbeast runs over you really fast. [2 damage]
FIGHT!

The boarbeast commands Pawnchy to pawnch Raistlin! [2-2] Pawnchy barely retains control, but it breaks and he pawnches Raistlin! [4-3] He clocks Raistlin in the nose for 1 damage!

The boarbeast charges at Raistlin! [1-4] The boarbeast misses completely as Raistlin flies away from being pawnched by Pawnchy. The boarbeast takes 3 damage.

Spoiler: Raistlin (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Marshal (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Isaac (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Pawnchy (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Dasis (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Astral Boarbeast (click to show/hide)
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Re: Quest for Minimalism [Semi-Minimalist RtD]
« Reply #25 on: August 17, 2013, 07:17:45 pm »

NOTEVENSUREWHEREIAMRIGHTNOW

Punch self in genitals to dispell mind control. Countermindcontrol boar thing.
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Re: Quest for Minimalism [Semi-Minimalist RtD]
« Reply #26 on: August 17, 2013, 07:20:57 pm »

You're in the Astral Plane.
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Re: Quest for Minimalism [Semi-Minimalist RtD]
« Reply #27 on: August 17, 2013, 07:21:57 pm »

He doesn't really care.
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Re: Quest for Minimalism [Semi-Minimalist RtD]
« Reply #28 on: August 18, 2013, 12:57:43 am »

Mother ice bolt
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Re: Quest for Minimalism [Semi-Minimalist RtD]
« Reply #29 on: August 18, 2013, 02:18:41 am »

Raistlin|wolfchild|FaceBusters:
Mother ice bolt
[2]

The spell fails once again.

Marshal|BFEL|FaceBusters:


Isaac|JackoftheBox|FaceBusters:


Pawnchy|Xantalos|Boss:
NOTEVENSUREWHEREIAMRIGHTNOW

Punch self in genitals to dispell mind control. Countermindcontrol boar thing.
[5]

You break free from the boarbeast's grasp! [3-4] You attempt to control it, but it doesn't work. He does seem mentally weakened though. [Joined Party: FaceBusters!]

Dasis|Dorsidwarf|FaceBusters:


FIGHT!

The boarbeast resists Pawnchy's mind control. He decides to cast Astral Snort at Isaac! [3-2] Isaac is pushed away, and takes 1 damage!

Spoiler: Raistlin (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Marshal (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Isaac (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Pawnchy (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Dasis (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Astral Boarbeast (click to show/hide)
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