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Yea, you stink as a GM!

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No, this game looks.... Okay....

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This is the option for me because I dunno

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YOU DIDN'T UPDATE IN FOREVER BLARGH!!!

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Total Members Voted: 2

Voting closed: November 04, 2013, 05:16:50 pm

[Coolrune206]

Study under wolfchild to understand magic.

[Coolrune206]

Respawn as dragon.
Enter fortress and kill all within.

4: The air boils, and you appear as a fire drake!

If dragon action succeeds
Cast a quenching charm at the dragon, Then stab it with pickaxe

Otherwise
Carve out more storerooms, Practice magic

6+3: (Wolf.  Just... WHY... HOW?) You slam the dragon like it's going out of style, and then 5+2: Carve out huge storerooms.

Study under wolfchild to understand magic.

2: The first spell you try explodes in your face, and you have to recover in bed.

[Coolrune206]

Also, just gotta ask, how are people liking this?

[Dorsidwarf]

Just fine.


Fey Mood: Build a catapult that can hit anyone anywhere in the world.

It will be made from Bauxite. It is decorated with menacing spikes of obsidian, and decorated with bands of clear blue diamonds. On the item is an image of Xantalos Omgwe'redead the dragon and dwarves in microcline. Xantalos Omgwe'redead is striking a menacing pose. The dwarves are screaming melting.

[Xantalos]

Oh, fairly well.

Incinerate younglings.

[wolfchild]

Very nicely, and is not the dragon dead?

[Coolrune206]

Oh, fairly well.

Incinerate younglings.

Xanty, you were killed by the monster wolfchild is with that pickaxe!

[Xantalos]

Spawn as noble
Have everyone imprisoned for not fulfilling a mandate

[wolfchild]

also
Request adamantine pickaxe

[Coolrune206]

Spawn as noble
Have everyone imprisoned for not fulfilling a mandate

6: EVERYONE IS IMPRISONED!!! Time to check for escapees

Wolfchild: 1... W-w-wait, WHAT? 1 on my list is you do something so horribly that you DIE!!! Xantalos sees you as a traitor, takes your pickaxe, and casts it into the magma of the smelting system. Wolfchild is in a berserk rage!
Coolrune206: 5. You give a whistle, and a jaguar comes and gnaws through the chains. However, wolfchild attacks! (Without the pickaxes, we have no combat bonuses) 3: Wolfchild misses with a sloppy strike! 5: Coolrune counterstrikes, shattering wolfchild's left true ribs! 6: Wolfchild won't give in to pain! Jaguar- 6: The jaguar, having natural instincts to hunt and kill, leaps on wolfchild, tearing the skin, tearing the muscle, and tearing the heart. Next turn, wolfchild will bleed out... DAMN YOU XANTALOS!!!!
Doris: 6. You sit there glumly until inspired, and easily snap such petty chains restricted you- 5: You begin construction...

[Coolrune206]

Two things here- 1: SLAUGHTER XANTALOS.
2: Wolfchild, use your magic to heal yourself!
Failing this, I use the very basic magic I know to transit your soul to the body of one of the jaguars!

[wolfchild]

HEal self, Summon Adamantine pickaxe, Kill the stupid noble

We dont need no stupid nobles telling us what to do and what don't do anythin useful themselves

[Dorsidwarf]

Berserk because I couldn't make my catapult while standing next to  wolf child.

The Siege Engineer bites the Miner in the head, tearing the fat, crushing the skull, and pushing the skull through the brain.

The Miner is unconscious.

[Coolrune206]

Heal self, Summon Adamantine pickaxe, Kill the stupid noble

2: No... That's not possible!... It's not... Urgh...

Two things here- 1: SLAUGHTER XANTALOS.
2: Wolfchild, use your magic to heal yourself!
Failing this, I use the very basic magic I know to transit your soul to the body of one of the jaguars!

6: You turn xantalos into a pile of mush! You then put wolfchild's soul inside a Giant Jaguar's...

Doris, you are free and constructing! 5: It's almost doneee... (Next turn, 4,5,6 completes it- 6 makes it even better.3's means "Almost done again" 2 sets you back a bit, and 1, you go insane

[wolfchild]

Magic the jaguar i am inhabiting to be bipedal