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Yea, you stink as a GM!

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No, this game looks.... Okay....

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This is the option for me because I dunno

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YOU DIDN'T UPDATE IN FOREVER BLARGH!!!

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Total Members Voted: 2

Voting closed: November 04, 2013, 05:16:50 pm

[Dorsidwarf]

Continue the artifact! Semi-automatic anti-everything rocks will plummet onto our foes!

[Coolrune206]

Me: Suicide in an attempt to buff Wolfchild's action by six!
6!: (Ironically) You mutter an incantation, disappear, and wolfchild feels energy!

Magic the jaguar i am inhabiting to be bipedal

4+6: You are now a 10 foot tall giant jaguar man. Luckily, you inhabited a female, so the male and females can continue producing cubs.

Continue the artifact! Semi-automatic anti-everything rocks will plummet onto our foes!

6: And... It's done! This FULLY AUTOMATIC ANTI EVERYTHING catapult sucks rock up from the ground, then fires it forwards... Can't hit the whole world, and has to be hand cranked... But you're still a legendary siege engineer!

[wolfchild]

Attempt to get coolrune back

[Dorsidwarf]

Levelling up to Legendary operator requires around three hundred firings. Most of that time is spent hauling lumps of stone around...


Test-fire at a nearby mountain range. If the range isn't enough, blast some elves out of the nearest forest.

[Coolrune206]

Me: Spawn as a Dragon on the surface!
5: You are a normal dragon, sitting right next to the front door! You casually walk into a cage trap.

Attempt to get coolrune back

2: He's already gone... But you do see a giant dragon in a small cage trap (Also, in the new body, you have no stats!)

Levelling up to Legendary operator requires around three hundred firings. Most of that time is spent hauling lumps of stone around...
 

Test-fire at a nearby mountain range. If the range isn't enough, blast some elves out of the nearest forest.

6: Luckily, no stone needs to be hauled when you have the rock pump working! You destroy an elven forest retreat, and level up to proficient in the process!

[wolfchild]

i dont keep my legendary miner stats, awww, Summon a pickaxe and get back to work

[Coolrune206]

i dont keep my legendary miner stats, awww, Summon a pickaxe and get back to work

No magic either XD the only exception was becoming a jaguar man.

Twiddle my thumbs, wait for someone to tame me...

[wolfchild]

awww, so i guess, go give my fatal greeting to the noble

[Coolrune206]

awww, so i guess, go give my fatal greeting to the noble

He's already just a pile of mush.

[wolfchild]

Uhh, Look for a pickaxe

[Dorsidwarf]

Cancels Operate Catapult: Sighted Dragon

Tame Large Wild Animal

[Xantalos]

Spawn as noble
Mandate construction of adamantine doors

[Coolrune206]

Cancels Operate Catapult: Sighted Dragon

Tame Large Wild Animal

6: The dragon is surprisingly tame. You even train him for war.

Uhh, Look for a pickaxe

5: You walk over to where my first character disappeared, and pick up his copper pickaxe. Engraved on it is "Do'eth not forget that nobles stink" On the other side, it says "Elves are cooler than we think. They don't take wood or bone crafts, because they are so low value! They only accept metal and the cool stuff!"

Me: Eat the noble

5: Chomnomnomnom

Spawn as noble
Mandate construction of adamantine doors

4:You spawn in front of a dragon. You shakily manage to say, "Uhhh... Can someone make some admantine doors?" Before being devoured.

[Xantalos]

Spawn as Dwarven Animal Trainer
Euthanize dragon

[Dorsidwarf]

Decide to test the Artifact Auto-pult on a moving target. Hey look, an animal trainer!