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Should I just get rid of this?

Yea, you stink as a GM!
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No, this game looks.... Okay....
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This is the option for me because I dunno
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YOU DIDN'T UPDATE IN FOREVER BLARGH!!!
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Total Members Voted: 2

Voting closed: November 04, 2013, 05:16:50 pm


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Author Topic: A dorfy Roll to God game.  (Read 27403 times)

Coolrune206

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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #105 on: August 18, 2013, 05:51:55 pm »
Quote from: Dorsidwarf on August 18, 2013, 05:50:03 pm
Decide to test the Artifact Auto-pult on a moving target. Hey look, an animal trainer!
6: Bweeeeeee- THWACK! Ding ding ding! It works great!

Quote from: Xantalos on August 18, 2013, 05:47:09 pm
Spawn as Dwarven Animal Trainer
Euthanize dragon
1: Bweeeeee- THWACK! OH MY GOD MY LEGS! You bleed out!


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Quote from: IronyOwl on September 27, 2017, 02:20:54 pm
"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #106 on: August 18, 2013, 05:54:35 pm »
Urist cancels Load Autopult: xTroll Fur Sockx detected!

Claim the noble's socks before the other dwarves descend upon the corpse
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Xantalos

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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #107 on: August 18, 2013, 05:56:06 pm »
Spawn as were-mammoth
Become enraged!
Rage kill anything I see
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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #108 on: August 18, 2013, 06:04:53 pm »
Urist cancels Visibility: hiding behind x-Troll Fur Sock-x
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Coolrune206

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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #109 on: August 18, 2013, 06:11:50 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on August 18, 2013, 05:56:06 pm
Spawn as were-mammoth
Become enraged!
Rage kill anything I see

2: You charge at the fort... But the moon isn't full! Someone throws some socks at your head, and it explodes

Quote from: Dorsidwarf on August 18, 2013, 05:54:35 pm
Urist cancels Load Autopult: xTroll Fur Sockx detected!

Claim the noble's socks before the other dwarves descend upon the corpse
5: You have the socks! Then you see some insane elf charging at the fort, and use your socks to put him down.

Me: Swoop up into the air.
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Quote from: IronyOwl on September 27, 2017, 02:20:54 pm
"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #110 on: August 18, 2013, 06:16:16 pm »
FEY MOOD AGAIN: WORKSHOP: AUTOPULT.

This is a catapult trajectory. All mathematics are of the highest quality. It menaces with spikes of Noble leather.
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wolfchild

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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #111 on: August 18, 2013, 06:19:26 pm »
Mine out the adamantine I remember being safe,
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You really can both sig it.
But... That would break the laws of sigging! We can't have everyone running around with the same quotes. IT MAKES THEM UNFUNNY FASTER!

Coolrune206

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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #112 on: August 18, 2013, 06:52:53 pm »
Random event alert! Goblin siege! Should we hide, or should we fight? Vote!
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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #113 on: August 18, 2013, 06:53:29 pm »
Why are they even here? There's not even a fortress.
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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #114 on: August 18, 2013, 06:57:51 pm »
I vote fight, don't have anything to loose anymore
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You really can both sig it.
But... That would break the laws of sigging! We can't have everyone running around with the same quotes. IT MAKES THEM UNFUNNY FASTER!

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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #115 on: August 18, 2013, 07:08:34 pm »
While the Dwarves are bickering, The dragon remembers "Hey, I have dragonfire" In the end, most of the dwarves huddle in the corner, while wolfchild hops upon the dragon's back. LET THE BATTLES BEGIN!

Wolfchild is holding nothing, but has sharp claws and teeth!
Coolrune is holding a barrel of flaming dwarven ale!
Goblins are wearing copper armor, and iron weapons!

Coolrune206 throws barrel of flaming booze! 5: Spot on! 4 goblin roasts are ready for goblin consumption!
Wolfchild leaps onto a goblin! 6: Perfect landing, perfect beheading, and she even grabs a copper helm and an iron spear!
Goblin marksgoblins squads pepper us with bolts! We seek cover, and lose the rest of the turn... But there are 13 goblins left, 5 melee, 8
marksgoblins!
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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #116 on: August 18, 2013, 07:09:17 pm »
Doris, Little help?
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Quote from: IronyOwl on September 27, 2017, 02:20:54 pm
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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #117 on: August 18, 2013, 07:19:52 pm »
Put on helm, move from cover to cover to get to marksgoblins
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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 09, 2013, 06:56:12 am
You really can both sig it.
But... That would break the laws of sigging! We can't have everyone running around with the same quotes. IT MAKES THEM UNFUNNY FASTER!

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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #118 on: August 18, 2013, 08:08:15 pm »
Wolfchild slinks from cover to cover!
2: Being a 10 foot tall jaguar woman is kinda hard to conceal. They spot you,
5: Jeez they are good shots. You have to take cover again

Me: Turn them into ashes!
5: The goblin Marksgoblins are occupied!

Wound list:
Coolrune206- Scales chipped, 1 steel arrow lodged in tail
Wolfchild- 2 bolts, both in upper body


6 gobbies left- 3 melee, 3 marksgobbies
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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #119 on: August 18, 2013, 08:21:59 pm »
Just charge, preparing to dodge suddenly sideways when they fire
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You really can both sig it.
But... That would break the laws of sigging! We can't have everyone running around with the same quotes. IT MAKES THEM UNFUNNY FASTER!
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