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Yea, you stink as a GM!

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No, this game looks.... Okay....

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This is the option for me because I dunno

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YOU DIDN'T UPDATE IN FOREVER BLARGH!!!

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Total Members Voted: 2

Voting closed: November 04, 2013, 05:16:50 pm

[Dorsidwarf]

Go back to digging the trench. Make it deep.

[wolfchild]

Also once we get back, can we get the state of the fort?

[Coolrune206]

Coolrune206 cancels update thread- Job item inacessable or misplaced.
Coolrune enter an annoyed mood!
Coolrune claims a kindle fire.
Coolrune has created Reply, an excuse of his not to post for a while

[Coolrune206]

Coolrune Cancels Mope around: Interrupted by laptop... In the charger...

Coolrune206, Bay Watcher - Update post

Go back to digging the trench. Make it deep.

4: The trench is 3 Z levels deep! (Dwarven Idiocy test- 2:) You slip into it! 6: You land unharmed, and clamber out.

Good point.

Create Plot, then do above action!

4: You create a plot, then take a swing at me! 4: I dodge! 6+2: Wolfchild spots you, charges at you, and invents dwarven baseball... using your head!

Make a cheesecake colossus.

4: You create a  2 foot tall cheesecake colossus! Then someone eats you!

Stare at hands a little, go back to exploratory mining

6+1: You discover platinum, then strike a pure blue stone! 2: It is only microcline, but it is warm! Magma must be near! You also look at your pickaxe... and realize it's pretty much apart of you! (Legendary minerrrrrr!!!! You get a +2 to all mining related things, and reroll on ones! You get +3 to combat with pickaxes! You are near unkillable!!!... Stop winning my game! It's supposed to be HARD!

Become Overseer.

2: You appear and start screaming about being overseer! No one listens to you. Then you get a wee bit hungry... That cheesecake colossus looks gooooooood...

Walks off, whistling, and (Coolrune206 - Train Stray Jaguar (Tame) For war)

5: You're really getting the hand of this! Within minutes, you have the jaguars living in the goblin "Dissection" pit so kindly mined by wolfchild, and they are all muscular, trained, and fed. You are an adept animal trainer! +1 to animal related tasks!

[Coolrune206]

Produce a lot of beds, place them in the bedrooms, then (Coolrune206, Founder - Sleep)

Goodnight in both DF and IRL. Seeya in 8-10 hours

[wolfchild]

Try to turn the Microcline into sapphire, then go to sleep

[Xantalos]

Possess fort
Form into mecha

Profit

[mastahcheese]

Don't die

[Coolrune206]

Don't die

4: You try your hardest, but your head is sailing off, and your body is still on the ground! You at least spawn, as a dwarf inside the fortress, holding a crossbow and a quiver of wooden bolts. You run off and start training on a wall.

Possess fort
Form into mecha

Profit

3: You attempt to turn the fort into a mecha suit, but only manage to spawn as (Xantalos, Metalsmith - Mine) A person with an anvil, hammer, and a pickaxe. Someone instructs you to construct a secure area over the magma to get a magma forge up. You ready to dig into the magma...

Try to turn the Microcline into sapphire, then go to sleep

5+2: You concentrate on the microcline, then think about sapphire. You feel the colossus's magic inside you. You close your eyes shut as a bright flash appears. When you open them, you see sparkling walls of diamond! Then, in one small block, you see a tiny strand of... Adamantine? You mine all of it out, then go to bed in one of the wooden beds
Produce a lot of beds, place them in the bedrooms, then (Coolrune206, Founder - Sleep)

Goodnight in both DF and IRL. Seeya in 8-10 hours
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5: You make about 10 beds, then call it quits and sleeeep....

STOP BREAKING MY GAME WOLFCHILD!


NPC's: Jaguars- 4 cubs are born, 3 female, 1 male- Population, 6 cubs, 5 adults,

[wolfchild]

Wake up, Eat Food, Drink Booze, gape at own luck

[Xantalos]

Ignore directives, go adopt all the pets

[Cheesecake]

Eat the guy who ate me from the inside.

[Coolrune206]

I've already assigned them to wolfchild and I, as we seem to be only ones who can survive 2 turns at a time. What's that? You want an update? Fine.

Eat the guy who ate me from the inside.

6: CHOM NOM NOM NOMMMM! Xantalos is DEAD!

Ignore directives, go adopt all the pets

AUTOMATIC ZEROOOOOO! YOU ARE DEAD!

Wake up, Eat Food, Drink Booze, gape at own luck

6+2:You wake up, eat, drink, then go and mine, while thinking about your luck. You suddenly strike a blue stone- ADAMANTINE! You hear a scream from above as Xantalos is Eaten! You unleash your magic, and sense that the demon fortress that lays below is many Z-levels down, over 30! You strike the adamantine, gathering it! Legendary + 1! You get Plus 2 to dice rolls, reroll on 1's and 2's, and get plus 3 to pickaxe combat rolls! Also, you have the highest level agility and endurance! You get to do TWO actions each turn! ... I should really be DE-buffing you!

Me: Mine above the warm stone, create magma smelting facilities.
5: You create decent magma forges and smelters, then start smelting some iron.

[Xantalos]

Respawn as dragon.
Enter fortress and kill all within.

[wolfchild]

If dragon action succeeds
Cast a quenching charm at the dragon, Then stab it with pickaxe

Otherwise
Carve out more storerooms, Practice magic